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  • 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:05,640 SHUT UP!

  • FIGHT!

  • Dude, this game is so unrealistic. No girl that hot would wear a skimpy-ass clothes and beat the crap out of people!

  • Yeah, dude, but it's just a video game. Can you imagine how stupid it'd be if video games were actually realistic?

  • WITH THE LIGHTS OUT,

  • ENTERTAIN US!

  • (rambling) HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US!

  • Stupid sword!

  • Fox: Stop!

  • Why are we even fighting? Why don't we get off this stupid thing and do something productive with our lives?

  • Look it's only like a four foot drop.

  • Player 3 defeated!

  • Ugh! I think I'm just gonna stay here.

  • Leon, what are you doing?!

  • I'm saving!

  • God, what does it look like?

  • (Keeps on typing)

  • Help! Oh somebody, my cat! Help me!

  • It's okay mam,

  • I'll take care of it

  • Fus Ro Dah!

  • (Sends the cat flying)

  • Oh my god!

  • Uhh, you're welcome!

  • God.

  • I got pinned! We need assistance!

  • Man it's no use, everybody's camping!

  • TAKE THIS YOU C**K SUCKING F***ERS!

  • YOU F***ING D***LETS! YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY THIS F***ING GAME!

  • HEY, SUCK MY D***! IS ANYBODY OUT THERE? HELLO? MOM, WHERE'S MY ENERGY DRINK?

  • I DON'T WANT THAT SH**! CHOCOLATE MILK IS FOR PUSSIES, MOM!

  • I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • I keep telling you guys you need a permit to hunt here and now you shot at a dog because it was laughing at you?!

  • You sick bastards!

  • (Screams)

  • Yeah, I guess that would be pretty stupid if it was all realistic.

  • Yeah, you're never is gonna take my word for it, are you?

  • Nope!

  • Oh, time for my rollerblade lessons

  • See ya!

  • No, nonononono!

  • (Kitana punches Ian)

  • (Kitana breathes fire on Ian and burns him to death)

  • TOASTY!

00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:05,640 SHUT UP!

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