- Oh, that's when I still believed in religion, though.

- God, well--

- But I wasn't wrong, I mean,

Baptists do believe Jewish people are going to hell.

(soft upbeat music)

Great, wow, guys, thanks all for joining me.

My one night stand, my couple-months relationship,

my years relationship.

Thanks for doing this, I can't believe we got

all of you here, well, is it that embarrassing

to date me that you gotta hide your face?

- The simple answer is yes.

- Great, I just want to make it clear,

I didn't dress like this for you,

I dress like this for all my interviews.

So I just wanted to know, why do you think

you all turned out to be frogs

instead of Prince Charmings for me?

- I think you walked up to me like I was a piece of meat,

and then later admitted that that was 100% what you did,

so I kinda felt objectified a little bit.

- Sorry.

Tell me, what went right in our relationship?

Like, what are some things that I did well,

so that I can carry that on into my date coming up.

- You're really funny--

- Stop (mumbles)--

- My friends liked you a lot and thought you were funny.

- I'll agree, yeah, I'll say that, yeah.

- Is that all that's good about me?

You didn't bring anything to this, Baghead?

- I wasn't gonna say funny at all,

I was gonna say, very creative.

- That's something I should keep.

- [Baghead] Yeah, keep that going.

- What's something I should get rid of?

- Have you thought about that lip tattoo?

- I can't undo that.

- Don't be mean to him.

- [Kelsey] Was I mean to you?

- No!

- I felt like you said no, but you meant yes.

Why don't you think we turned into

more than a one night thing?

- Uhh... (exhales)

- That's cool, I don't wanna put you on the spot--

- No, that's fine.

- I just wanted to know why you didn't, you know,

Text, or call me back, it's fine.

- [Ian] It's cool.

- Uh, Ben, so you broke up with me.

- Yep.

- The night before my birthday, why?

- That's kind of a dick move.

- Kind of a dick move. Alright, uh, Baghead.

You and I had one of the longest relationships

I've ever been in.

Why do you think it didn't last?

- Ah, man, deep question there.

I think you got progressively crazier.

- Shut up, Ian

- To the point where it had gotten too crazy.

- Yeah, I went a little psycho towards the end there.

- Yeah.

- Listen, I'm not proud of who I was when I dated you,

I'm not, I'm proud of myself now, and I believe that.

How was the sex?

- I'm not answering that question.

- Not as good as my current girlfriend, who I love dearly.

- Great answer.

- Not as good as my current girlfriend, who I love dearly.

- Oh, it was good.

- Thank you.

- Do you guys think I'm a derp princess?

- I think you used to shower as much as a derp princess.

(laughter)

- Last question, do any of you guys want

to get back together?

- Baghead?

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with a glass of wine and your best friends.

- We're not your best friends.

- Watch it! (glass clinking)

(suspenseful music)

(tires squealing) (surprised shout)

- Ah, shit!

Am I doing this right?

- Yeah, you're looking good!

- That's the name of the show.

(techno music)

- [Narrator] Watchable.