DEADPOOL: You all know the drill!

你們知道該怎麼做！

Intercept the convoy.

攔截護衛隊！

And watch out for Cable!

小心機堡！

Hit it!

開幹囉！

There's this kid, he's in trouble...

有一個小鬼頭，他正身陷麻煩

Move or die.

要命就滾開

DEADPOOL: Pump the hate brakes, Thanos.

別鬧脾氣了，薩諾斯

I ain't lettin' Cable get to him,

我不會讓機堡動他一根寒毛的

but I can't do this alone.

但我無法孤軍奮戰

We need backup.

我們需要後援

We're gonna form a super-duper fucking group.

我們要來組一個超爆炸狂的小隊

It's time to get back on LinkedIn.

該上上人力銀行了

Meet Bedlam.

這是喧囂

My name's Shatterstar.

我的名字叫碎星

Domino.

多米諾

-I'm lucky. -(COCKS GUN AND FIRES)

我很幸運

DEADPOOL: Luck isn't a superpower.

幸運才不算是超能力

And certainly not very cinematic.

而且很不戲劇化

-Yes, it is. -DEADPOOL: Let's meet

我說是就是

in the middle and say "No, it isn't."

讓我們各退一步，並不是

Fuck it. It's showtime.

算了。好戲上場

Whoo!

哇嗚

CABLE: You're no fucking hero.

你才不是什麼英雄

You're just a clown,

你只是個小丑，

dressed up as a sex toy.

而且是扮成充氣娃娃的小丑

So dark.

好黑暗

You sure you're not from the DC Universe?

你確定你不是 DC 宇宙來的嗎？

DEADPOOL: Bring it on, One-Eyed Willie.

放馬過來，獨眼船長

Your bullets, they're really fast!

你的子彈，飛太快了吧！

Last but not least...

最後的最後

Peter.

比得

DEADPOOL: Any power you wanna tell us about?

跟我們介紹一下你的超能力吧？

I don't... I don't have one.

我......我沒有

Um, I just saw the ad.

呃，我只是剛好看到廣告

DEADPOOL: You're in.

你錄取了