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  • ♪♪

  • -Hi. -Hello.

  • Joe.

  • Christopher.

  • Christopher, nice to see you.

  • Joe, Joe, Joe. Have him take off his jacket...

  • You take off your jacket?

  • Okay.

  • ...and then put it on. [ Laughs ]

  • Do the whole thing in his jacket.

  • No, it's fine.

  • I don't want it on the floor.

  • Murr: Look how he's staring at him!

  • Joe: I have here in the file that it's your first time here.

  • What's the problem here

  • today?

  • No problems so far.

  • Just need to get a teeth cleaning.

  • Straight up cleaning? Okay, great.

  • There's nothing in that file folder.

  • Let him see it.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • So, just want to get cleaned.

  • He's writing on the folder!

  • Okay, uh, from the file --

  • have you had any problems

  • with blarfing?

  • Uh, no.

  • Blarfer -- no. So no blarfing.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You're from this neighborhood?

  • I'm from Texas.

  • What part?

  • Houston.

  • Houston.

  • Never been to Houston.

  • Is that where they just kill the presidents willy-nilly?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Hou-- Is that...

  • is that where they just kill the presidents, in Houston?

  • Is that where that happened?

  • No!

  • Oh, no? That's not?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Must be Austin.

  • Its' Dallas.

  • James Wilkes --

  • James Wilkes Booth.

  • James Wilkes Booth.

  • Yeah, JWB.

  • John Wilkes.

  • Oh, John. John Wilkes.

  • Yeah.

  • John Wilkes.

  • Murr:

  • Joe, write it in the notes.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • "John Wilkes Booth shot Kennedy"...

  • Q: Lincoln.

  • ..."in Houston."

  • No, not Houston.

  • Dallas.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Man, it's hot in here.

  • I'm sweating like crazy

  • in here.

  • It's the jacket.

  • It's the jacket. You're right.

  • I shouldn't have wore it today.

  • [ Laughing ] You forgot it's his jacket.

  • You know what, too? I figure out that.

  • It's the jacket.

  • So, clean mouth, jacket,

  • no blarf,

  • John Wilkes Booth shot JFK

  • in Dallas.

  • All right, so let me see if the doctor's gonna be about ready.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • These are the ex--

  • ♪♪

  • All right, so then he'll be in in, you know, five minutes.

  • I'm just gonna grab him,

  • see if he's ready.

  • All right. The jacket, though.

  • My wallet's in there.

  • Oh, your wallet's in this?

  • Yeah, get that. Take your wallet.

  • And this one's...

  • ♪♪

  • What's your wallet doing

  • in my jacket?

  • It's my jacket.

  • This is yours?

  • Yeah.

  • Let me check my notes.

  • That's right. This is your jacket.

  • I checked my notes.

  • Show this chart to any dentist --

  • they'll know what it means.

  • [ Jokers laughing ]

  • [ Sunglasses clack ]

  • [ Chuckling ] You show this chart to any dentist --

  • they'll know what it means.

  • Probably got to pull about seven teeth.

  • [ Ding! ]

♪♪

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