Sal: All right, baby boy. You're at the front door.

You're collecting cover charges.

You got that fanny pack stacked with cashola.

Yep, the unofficial staff badge. You're all set.

How's it going, man? How are you?

Here we go!

Good. Good.

We're collecting for the band tonight.

Uh. $5. All right. Thank you. Thanks.

So, what Q doesn't know

is there's no cover tonight.

This is a free show.

It's a free show.

We are collecting for the band tonight.

Thanks, brother. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Enjoy the show. Thanks very much.

The power of a damn lanyard.

Enjoy the show. Thanks very much.

Wow. That's great.

Joe: That fanny pack's getting fat.

Oh. Thanks so much. Enjoy the show, sir.

Every single person is giving him money.

Oh. Cool. Thank you.

Well, that's a lot of money.

I never thought I was gonna say this,

but am I gonna get punished any time soon?

We're punishing you with boredom.

Sal: Yo, this place is jam packed.

All right, Q.

You can come on back here.

Murr: Great job, bub. Excellent job.

Joe: There you go. Your shift's over.

We'll take the fanny pack.

You don't have to work

the door anymore.

You did good, though. You got a lot of money.

Thanks. Now what?

Go back into the club.

You'll know what to do when the time comes.

Am I singing?

You might be.

Good luck, Tight Fright.

There he is.

I'll take a beer.

Joe: All right, get a beer. That's fine.

Settle in, buddy. Settle in.

Yeah. I am.

All right. Hey, everybody.

Can I have your attention for one quick minute here,

real quick?

Murr: Here we go!

Tight Fright is gonna come out here in just a few minutes,

but I have a quick announcement that

it's been brought to my attention that somebody

was outside collecting money for the venue here.

There's no cover charge tonight,

so if you find that person, please...

Man #2: Let's get him!

...try to get your money back.

[Bleep] you guys.

[ Crowd booing ]

The money's gone.

You are in the lion's den now!

The place is in an uproar right now.

I don't even have

the fanny pack.

It's in the fanny pack, and the fanny pack is somewhere else.

No, it's cool.

It's in the fanny pack, and the fanny pack is somewhere else.

Oh, my God!

Oh, no, I'm cool. I'm gonna watch the show.

Joe: It's getting a little

hairy in there, buddy.

Don't worry. The bag of money's at the bar.

Yeah, I'm gonna go by the bar.

The thing's over there.

Ohh! Threw a beer can at him.

He threw a beer can at him!

Oh, my God. It's only $5!

And let's not devolve into animals.

Oh, here we go.

[ Crowd booing ]

[ Laughter ]

A sack of quarters!

Give people their money back!

Damn you guys. I'm covered in beer.

Count it out! Go through the crowd!

Go through the crowd and hand out quarters.

Guys, I got the money here.

Just put in here.

Here we go.

No one's questioning why the bag has a huge dollar sign on it.

They had $3. $3? Oh! Oh, oh, oh!

[ Shouting ]

I got to give these

people their money back!

You animals!

Oh, my God.

m a?

I gave you the money back!

I'm so sorry about this. -"Big misunderstanding.

I thought I was gonna get away with this."

It was a big misunderstanding.

I didn't think I was gonna get caught.

It's a big misunderstanding.

$4...

$5. Yeah.

Q, last thing

you have to do --

Jump up on stage and ask everybody if you're all square.

Guys, we're all square, right?

We're all square?

[ Crowd booing ]

You survived, buddy. You survived.

But you do look like a real ass[bleep]