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  • Sal: So for your punishment

  • today,

  • we're gonna be pumping you full of histamines...

  • I'm allergic

  • to histamines.

  • Everybody's allergic to histamines.

  • So I'm gonna have an allergic reaction?

  • Right.

  • And then what?

  • And then we'll take it from there.

  • -Right.

  • -Now, hold on one second,

  • Sal: If you guys don't know

  • what

  • "Australia's Thunder from Down Under" is...

  • -It's a hunk train.

  • -I know.

  • ♪♪

  • Well, ladies, I want you all to prepares yourself,

  • because you are in

  • for one treat.

  • -All right, Murr. Here we go. -Oh, my God. It's so itchy.

  • -Here we go. -Dude, I'm so excited.

  • Man: "Australia's Thunder from Down Under"

  • wants you to know that there's a new sheriff in town.

  • Ah, yeah!

  • Ladies, put your hands together for...

  • Murr: Oh, my God.

  • ...the Lawmaker!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Q: Oh, it's a twink!

  • -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!

  • Q: Ahh!

  • Sal: Look at the confusion.

  • Murr: Oh, my God! What's going on?

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Oh, my God!

  • Look at his back! Look at his back!

  • Look at his back!

  • Eughh!

  • Just do a little hump, little hump, little hump.

  • Look at his leg! Did he put it on his legs?

  • No, no. That's just his --

  • That's his --

  • No, no!

  • That's his disgusting flesh!

  • Oh, Murr.

  • Look at her face. Look at their faces!

  • What am I watching right now?

  • ll over.

  • Look at her face. Look at their faces!

  • Okay, Murray, now go down the stairs

  • and start dancing on people.

  • Come on, man. It's so bad.

  • We want them to see your disgusting flesh close up.

  • I want to throw -- now I want to throw up.

  • We want them to see your disgusting flesh closeir !

  • I'm disgusting -- I'm sorry!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • My disgusting back.

  • Man: I think it's time

  • we got a girl up on stage.

  • Okay, now, Murr, you're gonna dance with them on stage.

  • ♪♪

  • -Just follow the lead.

  • -Keep up with them, buddy.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Murr, look how hot they are,

  • and look how disgusting you are!

  • ♪♪

  • Murr, big finish.

  • Own it!

  • Yeah, that's it!

  • There you go!

  • Own it, Murr! Yeah! Sexy!

  • You're a sexy bitch!

  • Yeehaw! Yeehaw!

  • ♪♪

  • You turned them.

  • Yeah!

  • Man: There you go, folks.

Sal: So for your punishment

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