They won't actually make you big and strong.

事實上，他們並不會讓你長得又高又壯

But we've been literally saying they'll make your bones stronger for years and no one's questioned it.

但一直以來，我們都認為這些乳製產品可以讓你骨頭強壯，而且從來都沒人懷疑過

Yes in its runny liquid form this liquid Cow teat spray pairs perfectly with

對，從母牛奶奶所擠出來的液體

everything from your high fructose flakes of corn to your sugary disks of fat, or just by itself.

搭配高果糖的玉米片、高糖高脂肪的餅乾、或是單純喝掉它

Mmm

都很美味

So fresh you can still taste the animal milk sack that we squeeze this out of . Yes.

新鮮到像是剛從乳牛奶奶擠下來的一樣

This nutrient-Rich ooze was meant for another mammal.

這營養豐富的牛乳是要來哺乳的

But will tell you it's good for you by showing you that one athlete you like so much

但只要給你看一個廣告，有你最愛的運動員，

and put on glue that looks like milk on her upper lip. Right, athlete? Do you have this product?

然後在抹一條白黏膠在她右邊的嘴唇上。對不對，運動員小姐？你有喝過這個產品嗎？

oh, what a slogan, and all those sugary treats wouldn't taste good without my solidified utter fat.

哦，多麼好的一個廣告詞。而這些所有甜點加上這凝固的奶油將會更加地美味

That's right.

就是如此！

Most baked items fried items are generally cooked items use slabs of the

大部分的烘培、炸、或是烘煮的東西，都會用上幾片

fattiest part of the cow goo or sometimes you spread it on top of the baked things once they're done. Either way,

油滋滋的奶油，有時候你也會塗在烤好的東西上。不管怎麼樣，

we make sure that you're always eating it or you can have our aged cow titty goop

我們就只想確定你會一直吃我們的產品，或是你可以試看看我們陳年起司，

depending on how long we let it get moldy changes

是依據我們花多少時間來發酵它，

what kind of fancy block of solid pus it becomes.

而形成各種不一樣的固體形狀

And, if we can't sell enough of it will sneak the excess into your food without you knowing it.

如果產品沒有賣完，我們會偷偷地把它加進你的食物中

In fact, we made it possible for us to sneak it into a ton of food with some fancy politics.

事實上，我們很高明地把它加到很多美味食物當中

How do you think pizza companies made their crust taste better? It's all thanks to us

要不然你認為是什麼東西能讓披薩公司做出來的披薩餅皮那麼好吃？這都要歸功於我們！

That's right even if you don't think you're buying my goo. You're buying my goo.

恩，即使你不打算買我的產品。你還是會買到

But you're probably willingly buying my animal squishy glom because we crammed our utter goo agenda into your food

但你可能也是願意買我的動物性黏黏的奶油，因為我們已經成功把它推向

pyramid or plate or whatever nonsense picture you subscribe to to tell you how to eat healthy ?

金字塔的頂端或是盤子上的必備品，或是沒根據性的消化系統教你如何攝食

So you now think that you need this in your diet.

所以你就會認為這東西是必吃的

Once we've brainwashed you to add my gloopy animal squirts into your diet.

一旦我們洗腦你，加入我黏稠稠的動物產品到你的飲食中

We've got you for good because these solidified, cow nipple drops are physically addictive

那我們就成功說服你了。因為這些牛奶固體的產品會讓你無法戒掉

That's right. When we mold our cow breast milk into these solid blocks of melty mush, it creates

就是如此。我們把牛奶製作成固體融化性的塊狀產品，而產生了

casomorphins which is an opiate more addictive than morphine

酪啡肽，是一種比嗎啡還要強的鴉片

which is good for us because if you really knew how we treat the cows, whose utter drops we steal you wouldn't buy it.

也就是對我們有利的。不過如果你知道我們是怎麼生產牛奶的，你就不會買了

It's horrifying and unhygenic and full of hormones and drugs and literal pus and animal abuse

飼養環境既恐怖又不衛生，而且充滿了賀爾蒙和藥物、動物膿包、以及虐待動物，

or maybe you do know all this, but you're too addicted to my solidified blocks of fresh-squeezed mammal to care.

或許你都知道這些事情，但你因為太喜歡我新鮮現擠的牛奶，而忽略那些事情

If it makes you feel better to pretend that the milk tastes better when the cows are happier

如果你覺得牛在開心下擠出來的牛奶會更好喝，

we'll show you a bunch of cows in a field, but that's unrelated to our actual process. So drink and eat my creamy goo.

那我們給你看牛在草原上覓食的圖，不過這圖並與實際情況不符。所以來喝我的牛奶和品味香醇的產品

That's shot out of a larger animal stomach because look it melts which is somehow an appealing thing for eating.

這是從大動物的胃中取得到的，看看它正在融化呢，這就是吸引人潮的手段

That's right. Numb it up. I'm Roger by the way.

就是這樣。不要想那麼多。對了，我是 Roger

But you can call me the Milkman.

但你也可以叫我牛奶先生

Thanks for watching if you want to subscribe hit the big C in the middle and if you want to watch more videos,

謝謝你的收看，如果你想訂閱，就按中間這大大的 C ，如果你想看更多影片，

like Honest ads hit one of the boxes to the right. Be sure to hit the notification bell below.

像是「誠實版」廣告，就案旁邊其中一個影片就可以。記得把底下的通知打開

so YouTube will notify you when we have a new video.

只要我們一有新影片， YouTube 頻道就會通知您

See you next time.

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