You are actually now officially a New Yorker.

-I am! I moved back. [ Cheers and applause ]

Yes! Yes. I love it.

-It's official. -It is official.

-Does it feel good? Do you like being a New Yorker?

-Oh, God, it feels so good.

You walk outside and it just -- the world starts right away.

For your kids, they have breakfast and they go out,

and within a block, they're, like, playing checkers

in the park or something like that.

My kids are 42.

-Oh, wow. Congratulations on that.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Did you ever have a "Welcome to New York" moment

where you go, "Well, that happened"?

-Yeah. Everybody does, right?

I had mine a long time ago actually.

It was probably -- I'm ancient.

It was like 20 years ago.

I was an intern right here at 30 Rock.

-That's right. -Yeah, yeah.

That's all I wanted to say. Thanks so much, everybody!

-There he is, John Krasinski! No, no, no.

-And I was going out to have lunch,

and I was young, and I was ignorant,

so I was wearing a Red Sox jersey.

[ Audience groans, laughter ]

-Ooh, boy. -I still do.

I'm still ignorant. -All right.

-I was wearing a Nomar Garciaparra Jersey.

-Nomar! -Nomar!

-Nomar! Yeah.

-I got out of the glass doors, took a left,

and I was walking along, about to get lunch and just --

Something hit me in the back of the head.

[ Laughter ]

I was like, "Oh, my God." -Oh, no.

-And it was a full cream-cheese bagel.

[ Laughter and applause ]

And I looked over to see who it was.

It was a taxi going like 20 miles an hour.

[ Laughter ]

And I couldn't be mad.

A guy who was like, "Oh. There we go,"

and just, like, the trajectory to hit --

He must've been drafted after that.

-Yeah, seriously, that's good aim right there.

-It was really good.

-How are the girls doing? -Fantastic.

-Yeah? How old are they now?

-You know what it's like to have two girls, two daughters.

-It's the best thing in the world.

-It is the best thing in the world.

It's just tea parties, hair bands -- for me.

It's not them. -No, yeah, exactly.

It's you, and then they catch you.

They go, "Daddy, can we play?"

-Can I get in on that tea party? -Yeah.

Do you do tea parties with the girls?

-I do, yeah. You know how everybody says,

like, "Wow. My kid's really smart."

We've so tried to not do that,

'cause everybody goes, "Every kid's smart."

But I think my oldest daughter is like a Jedi.

And it's like a manipulative, negative Jedi,

because, one day, we were going over colors,

and she goes -- This is early on.

Like, she was 1 1/2 or something, and she goes,

"Daddy, what's your favorite color?"

And I said, "Blue."

And I knew her favorite color was blue, and she went,

"Oh. Your favorite color is purple?"

And I went, "No, my favorite color is blue."

And she went, "Oh, your favorite color's purple.

There's purple." [ Laughter ]

And I was like, "That's so weird."

And after two years now, I'm like,

"My favorite color -- purple."

[ Laughter ]

-It actually worked, though? -It worked!

I totally -- Now she hands me things,

and very sadly, like two weeks ago,

She's like, "Daddy, your favorite color can blue."

And I went, "No, my favorite color is purple."

[ Laughter ]

I was still -- I was still locked in.

She's like, "Good, good!"

-She's making a block levitate around the room.

A teacup pours itself, yeah.

-Yeah, exactly. -And how's your wife,

the beautiful Emily Blunt? -Fantastic.

-We love Emily. -Fantastic.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-That reaction means I married up, and don't I know it.

Don't I know it.

-I wouldn't say you married up, no.

-Oh, no, no, no.

Please, they don't have to tell me.

The customs agent in London did.

[ Laughter ]

I don't know if you know, Emily just shot a movie,

it's a small indie called "Mary Poppins."

[ Laughter, cheers ]

And I went to visit her all the time.

I was shooting something else, but I went almost every weekend,

and it was going great, the customs,

whole experiences, whatever.

-You got to get through customs. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I hit this guy who's about my age,

and he looked like he was ready to get a little surly with me,

and he said, "It says here that you're an actor."

And I said, "Yeah," and he said,

"Would I know you from anything?"

I went, "You know, we redid the UK version on 'The Office.'"

Strike one. [ Laughter ]

He's like, "Oh." -"I hated that version!"

-"Oh, you took what we did perfect."

And then I said, "Yeah."

And he says, "Who you visiting here?"

I said, "My wife," and he says, "Is she an actress?"

I said, "yeah." He said, "Would I know her?"

I went, "I don't know, man. Her name's Emily Blunt."

He goes like this, he goes, "You?"

[ Laughter and applause ]

And I went, "Yeah." And he goes, "You?

You married Emily Blunt?" And I go, "Yeah."

And he goes like this, "Okay, go. Just go."

Like, the stamp was so hard. I was like, "I'm so sorry."

-Not breaking eye contact, like, following you out.