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Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:32:46.000Z
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Oh sorry, didn't see you there. I was just laughing at my favorite moving image on the Internet.

Oh, you like GIFs too? H-How about this one?

No? All right. Well how about this one, isn't that funny?

It's a moving image! It's the funniest thing on the internet!

*so much regret and pain in pewdiepie's soul*

"You guys are not going to believe this. [Stalin] has cancer." "Do you want to win all the giftcards down below?"

Continue? That will be one demonetization, please

That's right, today we're going to discuss GIFs and why you're a complete low degenerate scumbag for using them.

First thing you need to know about GIFs is that it's an acronym for:

I added the last bit, just kidding guys. It's actually an acronym for:

And second of all, more importantly, it's pronounced "gif". Okay, if you're calling a "jif..."

I don't know what to tell you. There must be something wrong with you. Are you straight-up loco?

The creator of GIFs calls them "jif"s so it has to be right to pronounce them "jif"s-

Oh, okay, so just because you invented something means you're the literary scholar of how it's pronounced

What if I told you the creator of cars pronounced it

Huh? Because the inventor of "KARLH"s pronounced it "KCH"

Stupid. Makes zero sense. You're as dumb as you look if you think that way.

Stop, nope, not the GIFs. I can't, they're just too funny.

Do you even know what the verb of "jif" means?

Let's just entertain the idea of pronouncing a "jif". Do you do you know what "jif" means?

Do you know, you don't want to know, okay? Miss me with that gay shit.

I'm not discriminating for your strange sexual desires, but no. No 'jif'ing allowed. Okay, STOP IT.

Well, it seems like a bunch of you lobotomites or having trouble pronouncing the word "jif" so listen up.

Because Dr. ThioJoe is going to lay down some righteous knowledge on you.

It's pronounced "jif," and you know what? I'm not even saying it's

because that's the way the creator says it, that's not even a factor, just ignore that altogether.

"There is no 'J' in 'jif,' there's no reason to pronounce it like that!"

You must have just forgotten about those, right?

you seem a bit upset, could I give you a "jift?" Would you like me to "jift" do something?

Oh I'm sorry, this, the G for the acronym stands for

Let's see what other dumb arguments we have

There's about 1 million words in the English language and statistically

about 1.95% of them begin with a G, that's

19,500 words that begin with a G. On Wikipedia there's an article that's literally a list of words

where a hard G is used instead of a soft G

So the fact that you can actually create an article small enough to list them should clue you in a bit. Okay well

Here's the same article, I found it, a list of English words where G is pronounced

exceptionally. Oh look, gif is in there! (*oof*-ing destroyed)

Wow, what a great article that you sourced, wow, that really proved your point really well, didn't it?

There are 61 words on that list, let's even round it up to a hundred. A hundred out of 19,500 is 0.5%.

So you would rather argue that jiff is the exception to a rule that's followed

99.5% of the time instead of admitting that you never looked up the grammar rule in the first place.

*angry pewds* oh, just because statistically

it's less likely to be pronounced some way means that it is pronounced that way.

Yeah, that definitely makes sense. According to that logic,

all these words should be pronounced jecko, jeek, jeese

It's the same idea, right? Now "it's less likely to pronounce that way" you JOOFUS,

you JUM-JUM, you JUB me don't spank your jubby butt?

"Well it stands for graphics interchange format so the G must be hard!"

This is such a stupid argument that it instantly makes you sound like an idiot.

I made a poll on Twitter to see what you guys thought was the best way to pronounce it

Oh look, most of you think it's pronounced with a hard G. So that means statistically

Wikipedia is the most trusted site of all time to get your sources from

What if we look up gif in an actual dic(k)tionary?

Oh look. What's the first thing that shows up? Gif with a hard G.

Wow, that really sure was hard, wasn't it?

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