Japanese Cat Products.

日本貓咪用品

Haku, you're huge now.

Haku，你變好大隻

He's getting big.

他長大了

Wow!

哇！

Look at you look at you big buddy!

看看你、看看你這個大傢伙

You're such a big bu-- ohh okay

你真是個大傢...噢，好喔

By the way, this video is not sponsored by anything.

順帶一提，這個影片不是什麼贊助之類的

It's sponsored by cats. Fluffy Cat Butts!

是貓咪贊助的啦，毛毛的貓屁屁！

Sponsored by Fluffy Cat Butts.

毛毛的貓屁屁贊助的

So one of the things they have here in Japan is GachaPon. Gachapon is famous for everything.

日本很常見的一個東西是扭蛋，不管什麼的扭蛋都很夯

But they also have Cat GachaPon

不過他們也有專門給貓咪的扭蛋

so we can get stuff for our cats.

所以我們就能扭一些東西給貓咪用

Haku, I'm gonna get you somethin'. Hang on. Hang on! I'm gonna get you somethin'.

Haku，我要給你一樣東西，等等喔、等等！我要給你一樣東西

Something really popular in Japan are these scratch boards.

貓抓板在日本算是很熱門的東西

I know they have them everywhere, but there are a lot of different varieties of cat scratch boards here in Japan.

我知道這種東西到處都有，不過日本有各式各樣不同款式的貓抓板

Our cats,

我們的貓...

Don't you wanna be a strawberry?

你不想當一顆草莓嗎？

They really love.. they really really love this couch though.

他們真的很愛...他們真的真的很愛這張沙發

This is like their favorite thing in the world.

這根本就是他們世界上最愛的東西

We made it longer by taping two of these to it. Oh my gosh.

我們把兩組貓抓板用膠帶黏在一起，讓它變長一點，我的老天

We got a special surprise for our cats today!

我們今天有為貓咪們準備了特別的驚喜！

We got a new scratch board for them.

我們買了新的貓抓板

This is something...

這是一個...

I'm sure they've got the same product in America and stuff,

我猜美國之類的地方一定也有一樣的東西

but here in Japan there's something called Neko Nabe.

不過在日本有個叫「貓咪鍋」的東西

Where- where you get a dish,

就是...準備一個容器

and then you put cats. Well, cats go into it

然後把貓咪...其實貓咪會自己跑進去

and then they can all sleep together and like just curled up in a little dish.

然後他們就會擠在一起睡覺，捲在一個小容器裡

Aand it's called Neko Nabe because Nabe is the Japanese word for like a pot.

這就叫「貓咪鍋」，因為 Nabe 在日文裡就是鍋子的意思

We got a cardboard scratch board Neko Nabe.

我們買了一個貓抓板貓咪鍋

Why are you scared?

你幹嘛那麼害怕？

O ma gosh! What is it?!

我的老天！這是什麼？！

O ma gosh!

我的天啊！

He's like, "Can I walk in it?"

他好像在想，「我可以走進去嗎？」

Is this all catnip?

這些都是貓草嗎

Yeah, catnip stuff.

對啊，貓草之類的

It comes with catnip, but

這個有附貓草

I don't- I don't even have to put it in there.

不過我不...我根本不用放貓草進去

He's traumatized. He's like, you're not gonna put another hat on me, are you?

他有陰影了，好像在想「你不會再給我戴一頂帽子吧？」

Look! Look! Look what it is!

你看！你看！你看這是什麼！

Nagi, you're such a tiny kitty.

Nagi，你真是一隻迷你的貓

Do you no wear your apple anymore? (babytalk)

你不想再戴蘋果帽帽了嗎？(學小嬰兒講話)

Here, I'll take your apple. There you go!

來，我幫你把蘋果拿掉，好了！

There you go!

拿掉了！

Haku, stop chewing plastic!

Haku，不要再咬塑膠袋了！

Banana cat, you're being a weirdo. Here.

香蕉貓貓，你這樣很不合群喔，來

Look.

你看

Look at the nek-- look at the neko nabe.

你看這個貓...你看這個貓咪鍋

Don't you wanna go in?

你不想進去嗎？

Uh oh, uh oh! What's this? Uh oh!

噢噢！這是什麼？噢！

Oh! Uh oh!

噢！噢！

(CATNIP INTENSIFIES)

(貓草起作用了)

Nagi's gonna-

Nagi 會...

We're just getting our cats high on camera.

我們就是要在攝影機前讓我們的貓咪嗨起來

You guys are such druggies.

你們幾個嗑很兇喔

(achoo)

(打噴嚏)

You can get pretty much any type of cat toy for your cat here in Japan. We keep ours in the ceiling light.

你在日本幾乎可以買到任何一種貓咪玩具，我們把這個綁在天花板的燈上

Coz they can't reach it. They're left to look at it.

因為他們抓不到，他們只能眼巴巴地看著

Can you get it?

你抓得到嗎？

You did it!

你抓到了！

You can do it!

你可以的！

My cats like all these toys, but they go freakin' insane with feathers.

我們的貓咪都很喜歡這些玩具，但對這種有羽毛的特別容易失控

They go absolutely insane.

他們會直接暴走

As soon as I get this down these two cats are gonna go out of control.

我只要一把這個拿下來，這兩隻貓馬上就會失控

and Haku is gonna get scared and so he's gonna get out of their way,

然後 Haku 就會被嚇到躲在旁邊的角落，免得被他們撞到

and run off to a little corner and hide until they're done going crazy.

直到他們玩到累了、冷靜下來

Hey you guys. Hey you guys, what is this? What is this?

嘿你們看！你們看！這是什麼呀？是什麼？

(cats playing)

(貓咪們開始玩)

Haku is running away.

Haku 跑走了

Oh my gosh.

我的老天

Yeah, they're kinda noisy aren't they?

是啊，他們真吵吼，對不對？

You got it, now what're you gonna do?

你抓到了，現在要怎麼樣？

Where you taking it?

你要拿去哪裡？

Where you going?

你要去哪？

Haku, what you doing?

Haku，你在做什麼？

So for cat litter, Japan usually does stuff a little differently.

貓砂的話呢，日本這裡的形式不太一樣

In America we use that like gravel sandy stuff that when you pour it in the cat litter box then dust goes everywhere.

我們在美國通常都是用碎石散沙那種東西，然後倒到貓砂盆裡的時候粉塵就會到處飛

and it smells really bad, and it gets kicked out of the box and gets all over and I hate it.

而且聞起來很糟，貓咪進出也會把沙子帶出來弄得到處都是，我超討厭的

I don't like using that.

我一點都不喜歡用這種

You can use it here, but a lot of people use pellets or

你在這裡還是可以用這種沙子，不過大家通常都是用松木砂

like these silica balls instead.

或是這種硅膠貓砂

These are what we use.

我們用的是這種

And our litter box is kind of special.

我們的貓砂盆看起來也滿特別的

They have these in America, but I don't-

這個在美國也有，只是我不...

there's no, like, real reason to use those because

就沒有真的要用這種貓砂盆的理由

there's nothing specifically for you to put it in...

因為在美國也沒有專門適用於這種的貓砂

So our litter box has a bottom section and a top.

這個貓砂盆有分上下兩個部分

So we put the silica balls on top.

我們把硅膠貓砂放在上面這層

And then we have cat pee pads that we put in the bottom, we use two because we got a lotta cats.

然後我們也有把貓尿墊放在下面這邊，我們墊了兩塊，因為我們有很多貓咪

We put it like this.

像這樣放著

So,

所以

it makes it way easier for us to clean the litter because when they go to the bathroom,

這讓我們在清貓砂的時候變得很輕鬆，因為當他們去上廁所的時候

if they poop, we have little bags where we can scoop out the poop immediately and throw it away

如果他們便便了，我們就用小袋子馬上把它挖起來丟掉

and then when they pee and it starts filling up, then we can just get rid of these pee pads and exchange it.

而當他們尿尿的時候，這裡就會慢慢被裝滿，那我們就把這些尿墊換掉

And I think this is kind of a common thing for people to do here because a lot of

我猜這個在這裡算是滿常見的做法

apartments and houses aren't very big.

因為日本很多公寓或房子都不大

So our apartment is really tiny, like

我們的公寓也很小

we don't have a mudroom or an extra bathroom where we can put the litter box.

我們沒有衣帽間，也沒有多的廁所來放貓砂盆

It has to be here, like right where we sit all day every day, so it can't smell, it can't make a mess.

它就只能放這裡，就在我們每天待著的地方，所以它不能有臭味，也不能很髒亂

Which is why this is really really helpful, so when the cats use this litter and they kick it out,

所以這個真的很棒，如果貓咪用這個貓砂盆，然後把貓砂撥出來

these balls are big enough that we can easily just pick it up and like throw the extras back in here

這些沙子的顆粒夠大，我們可以輕鬆地把它撿起來然後丟回這裡面

or throw the extras away, and then it makes it easy for us to clean when they go to the bathroom.

或是直接把它丟掉，這樣一來他們上完廁所我們也能很輕鬆地整理

So one thing that in life you have in America

在美國也有這樣的東西

but umm..

但是...

in Japan some stores do takarakuji thing, kind of, um...

在日本有些店會有類似彩券的活動，就像是...

And if you purchase, like in our-

如果你消費了

in my case I bought products that's worth about 20 bucks and

像我買了差不多 20美 元的東西

they let me pick this lottery once and I actually won this litter,

他們就讓我抽獎一次，然後我就抽中了這個貓砂盆

which is exactly the same as one we have currently.

就跟我們現在家裡用的一模一樣

Some don't come with a roof like this.

有些貓砂盆會像這樣沒有屋頂

It has like a higher side so that litter can't go out easily,

然後側邊比較高一點，防止貓砂掉出來

but this one comes with a roof so that cats can have more privacy.

不過像這個就有屋頂，讓貓咪上廁所的時候比較有隱私

And yeah, I think this system toilet- systematic toilet is getting really popular in Japan.

像這種系統化的貓砂盆在日本很常見

And he really likes it.

而且他也很喜歡

Although he's a little too big for this litter.

雖然這個貓砂盆對他來說有點太小了

What are you doing, buddy?

你在做什麼呀，小傢伙？

So you may be aware that

你們應該有注意到

Japanese people live a really long time because they have a really really high life expectancy here, but actually

日本人的平均壽命很長

Japanese cats live a really long time, too.

而日本的貓咪壽命也很長

So there are specific food brands that have

有一些特定的飼料品牌

cat food lines for certain cat ages and some of those lines are even for cats that are aged

有專門給某些年紀的貓咪的飼料，甚至有一些飼料可以給

eighteen years old and older,

超過 18 歲的貓咪吃

which is really really old for a cat.

這個年紀對貓咪來說已經非常非常老了

I don't know if Haku is like Japanese cat though, but we'll do our best to make him live long.

我不太確定 Haku 是不是日本貓就是了，不過我們會盡可能地讓他活越久越好

What's the oldest cat you know?

你所知道年紀最大的貓是幾歲？

Uh.. my uncle used to have a kitty who lived

我舅舅以前有養一隻貓咪

easily longer than 20 years I think.

他好像健康地活到了超過 20 歲吧

Yeah, twenty two or three, I don't know, something like that.

22 或 23 吧，我不太確定，大概吧

Yeah.

對

I know they do this kind of stuff in America, but I've never done it before.

我知道美國也有這種東西，不過我從來都沒有用過

We just got some-- got a cat toothbrush

我們買了一隻貓咪牙刷

Mmm-hmm cat.

嗯哼，貓咪

Hummus extract.

鷹嘴豆萃取物

For cat teeth.

專門給貓咪刷牙的

Poki, I'm coming for you! I'mma brush your teeth!

Poki，我要去抓你了！我要幫你刷牙！

Cats are not gonna like this.

貓咪一定不會喜歡這個

Haku has bad breath,too.

Haku 也有口臭

No, Poki has the baddest, worsest breath.

沒有，Poki 的最糟，他的嘴巴最臭

There you go, it's just a little bit.

好了，只有一點點

Do you like it?

你喜歡嗎？

Do you like it?

喜歡嗎？

Gonna smell it? Okay, no.

要聞聞看嗎？好吧，他不要

I'm gonna do Poki. Poki's the easiest to handle.

我要給 Poki 試試看，Poki 是最好搞定的

He's our most laid-back cat.

他是這裡面最放鬆的貓

Poki, look!

Poki，你看！

I got somethin' to brush your teeth!

這是要給你刷牙的喔！

Look it's new!

你看，是新的！

You wanna smell it first?

你想要先聞聞看嗎？

No. Nope. Oh good. Good.

不，噢不。喔好，很棒

Oh my god.

我的天

Open your mouth.

嘴巴張開

Open your mouth.

嘴巴張開

A lot of cats lose their teeth when they are old as they age.

很多貓咪上了年紀就會開始掉牙

So, hopefully this will help.

希望這樣刷牙能夠減緩掉牙

Can I do it?

我可以試試看嗎？

Yeah,

好啊

with Haku.

我要幫 Haku 刷刷看

Haku, you can get your teeth brushed.

Haku，你的牙齒可以變乾淨喔！

Okay, maybe we should've gotten the other finger one instead of this.

好吧，也許我們應該買那種弄在手指上的

Haku, you like sticks. Why don't you chew on the thing?

Haku，你不是很喜歡棒狀的東西嗎，你怎麼不咬這個呢？

Such a good boy, Nagi.

你真是個乖孩子啊，Nagi

We'll brush the other one.

我們來刷另外一顆

He can't.

他沒辦法

He's retreating into a ball of fluff.

他要把自己縮成一顆毛球了

Open your mouth.

張開嘴巴

There you go.

很棒

Yeah!

就是這樣！

Get 'er!

咬他！

Yah!

耶！

Oh, nothing came off.

喔，什麼都沒掉下來

Good job, buddy! You're so good at brushing your teeth

太棒了，小傢伙！你好會刷牙喔！

Trick! You were tricked!

騙你！你被騙了！

I hope you enjoyed our cat video.

希望你喜歡我們的貓咪影片

Oopsies, oopsies.

喔喔，喔喔

Need to figure out how to...

應該要想一下要怎麼...

Can you reach it?

你抓得到嗎？

Can you reach the toy?

你抓得到玩具嗎？

Nagi!

Nagi！

Oh look it's right here.

你看，在這裡

It's right here.

就在這裡

He really doesn't like being held.

他真的不喜歡被這樣抓著

He really doesn't.

真的不喜歡

Okay.

好吧

Okay, there you go.

好吧，去吧

There you go, buh bye.

去吧，掰掰