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  • (phone ringing)

  • (phone ringing)

  • Hello?

  • Good morning, Katherine. This is your employer calling.

  • Good morning, Mrs. Thistletwat!

  • As you may know,

  • I have an appointment for a heart replacement surgery next week

  • and I need you to teach my class in the morning.

  • Ugggh.

  • I should need until lunch break to recover.

  • I get to teach all by myself?

  • I trust you, Katherine.

  • And you may choose the subject.

  • Wow, thanks Lavinia.

  • Ugh, Katherine. When you call me by my first name the children don't respect me.

  • Sorry, Mrs. Thistletwat.

  • Thank you.

  • Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself.

  • And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern.

  • The internet!

  • The internet is really, really great!

  • For porn!

  • I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait!

  • For porn!

  • There's always some new site

  • For porn

  • I browse all day and night

  • For porn

  • It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light

  • For porn

  • Trekkie!

  • The internet is for porn

  • What are you doing?

  • The internet is for porn

  • That's gross!

  • Why you think the net was born?

  • Porn, porn, porn!

  • (Trekkie scatting)

  • Trekkie Monster!

  • Wha wha?

  • Get down here!

  • Okay.

  • Hello, Kate Monster!

  • You are ruining my song!

  • Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to.

  • Well if you wouldn't mind keeping quiet for a minute so I can finish?

  • Good!

  • I'm glad we have this new technology

  • For porn-oops, sorry

  • Which gives us untold opportunity

  • For porn-oops, sorry

  • Right from your own desktop

  • For p-

  • You can research, browse and shop

  • Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop

  • For porn!

  • The internet is for porn

  • No!

  • The internet is for porn

  • Me up all night honking me horn to

  • Porn, porn, porn!

  • Trekkie Monster! You're a pervert!

  • Oh, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.

  • No really, you're a pervert.

  • Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet.

  • Ohhh?

  • What?

  • You have no idea! Ready, normal people?

  • Ready!

  • Let me hear it!

  • The internet is for porn

  • Sorry, Kate!

  • The internet is for porn

  • I masturbate!

  • All these guys unzip their flies for

  • Porn, porn, porn!

  • The internet is not for-

  • Hold everything!

  • WHAAAT?

  • Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod

  • check your portfolio and trade stocks online.

  • That'h correct.

  • And you, Brian, buy things on amazon.com.

  • Sure!

  • And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay.

  • Yes I do.

  • And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

  • True!

  • Oh but Kate, what you think he did before, during and after?

  • EWWWWW!

  • The internet is for porn

  • The internet is for porn

  • Grab your dick and double-click for

  • Porn, porn, porn!

  • Poooorn, pooorn

  • The internet is for, internet is for, internet is for PORN!

(phone ringing)

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