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  • >> Professor, do you have a minute?

  • >> Sure thing, what can I do for you?

  • >> I wanted to talk to you about my grade.

  • I don't understand why you gave me an F.

  • >> That would probably be because you earned an F.

  • >> What do you mean?

  • >> What is your name again?

  • >> It's Sandy.

  • You really don't know my name after four months of class?

  • >> Well, you haven't exactly been in class for four months,

  • and you were sleeping or sending text messages when you were here.

  • I have just thought of you as the girl who doesn't care.

  • >> But why did I fail the course?

  • [MUSIC].

  • >> Because you literally managed to fail

  • every single aspect of this ridiculously simplified course.

  • >> What does that mean?

  • What did I fail?

  • >> Everything.

  • You failed the first exam and never even took the second test.

  • >> I was sick.

  • >> When?

  • >> When I missed the test.

  • >> That was two months ago.

  • >> Can I make it up?

  • >> Not anymore.

  • You also failed the third test and never handed

  • in your final research paper worth 30% of your grade.

  • >> I didn't know that was due.

  • Did you announce it in class?

  • >> Yes, about ten times.

  • You were probably not here because you hate school

  • and may be the worst student I have ever seen.

  • >> But I was sick.

  • >> I know the feeling.

  • Hey, do you have a safety pin?

  • >> No, why?

  • >> Because I would like to stab myself until I pass

  • out from blood loss so I don't have to continue this conversation.

  • >> Whatever.

  • Can I do extra credit?

  • >> No.

  • I already turned in final grades.

  • Why didn't you ask me about extra credit

  • at some point during the last three months?

  • >> My grandmother died.

  • >> I'm sorry to hear that.

  • >> So, can I do extra credit?

  • >> No.

  • >> I can bring you the obituary.

  • >> I don't want to see your grandmother's obituary.

  • I want to go home because I've been reading research papers for 27 hours.

  • >> But my boyfriend and I broke up.

  • >> What does that have to do with it?

  • >> I dumped him because he was cheating on me with my best friend.

  • The only person I could talk to about

  • these things was my grandfather and now he's dead.

  • >> I thought you said your grandmother died.

  • >> They both died in the same accident.

  • They were driving to see me because I was sad about cheating on my boyfriend.

  • >> I thought your boyfriend cheated on you.

  • >> He did.

  • So, can I do extra credit?

  • >> Even if you could invent a time machine

  • and travel back in time to personally interview Abraham Lincoln,

  • and I gave you 100 points of extra credit,

  • you would still only have a D for the course.

  • >> Okay, who is Abraham Lincoln?

  • >> Why are you here?

  • >> If I don't get a C in this course, I will

  • lose my financial aid and I will have to drop out of school.

  • It's terrible.

  • >> Why didn't you care about that before?

  • This is the first time you have ever spoken to me.

  • >> I was sick.

  • >> Okay, this conversation is over.

  • >> Are you calling me a liar?

  • >> I'm not calling you anything except a failure in this class.

  • Although, now that I think of it, you will probably fail in life as well.

  • >> How could you say that?

  • >> Because you scored 33 out of 200 total points and

  • you get 20 points for just having your name on the roster.

  • >> What if I do the research now?

  • >> No.

  • >> But can I?

  • >> No.

  • >> But.

  • Why are you being so mean?

  • >> Why won't you go away?

  • >> Because you won't help me.

  • >> I would have helped you two months ago while you were cheating on

  • your boyfriend and killing your grandparents, but

  • right now I just want to go home.

  • >> I'm going to appeal to the dean.

  • >> You could appeal to the Lord Almighty, but

  • no one could save your grade in this course.

  • >> This is the worst ever.

  • I'm going to tell my boyfriend.

  • >> Great.

  • You will probably find him at your best friend's apartment.

  • >> Good day to you, Candy.

  • >> My name's Sandy.

  • >> I said good day.

  • [MUSIC]

>> Professor, do you have a minute?

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A2 初級 美國腔

失敗學生的藉口 (FAILING STUDENT EXCUSES)

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    Pedroli Li 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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