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  • 00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:10,600 I made a bot to read the top 100 stories on Reddit No Sleep and then forced it to write its own.

  • And this is what happened.

  • I was a library experimentation.

  • It all started when I was boozed and discussing accounts cases with Jack.

  • "Let's call Olivia." He grumbled.

  • Olivia was a co-worker and he was riding her. The clown licked me and watched as we went away.

  • "What is that?" He said glancing at it. "Oh god, That's my grandson," I explained.

  • Blood exploded from somewhere specific.

  • With a smile and a few flashlights I tried to tell him about the two crazy guys upstairs.

  • I began investigating outside, but Olivia morphed towards me.

  • And, before I could speak, Dr. Waffles grabbed my face and began to unravel it.

  • "Come on," they said, "that was definitely not cool."

  • I turned towards the floor as I thought about the weather

  • and then screeched.

  • On the floor was a library.

  • "This seems completely scientific,"

  • he said.

  • Gesturing towards it, he smiled brightly and then flicked my heart monitor.

  • This woman saw my grandson and screamed.

  • Olivia wept by the walls and she died with a look of nauseating desperation on her feet.

  • 50,000 small wooden children appeared in the kitchen.

  • "What is happening?" Emily asked. Emily was my neighbor and she had come from the ceiling.

  • "I don't really have a life," I replied. She got pregnant and then looked around the room.

  • I think it's an illustration of a gruesome scene in Alabama.

  • In the middle of the night, I was surprised to find that our local radio station was still up and running.

  • They were saying that everyone with a pig was gonna hurt very badly because the pigs are floating outside with a bio-luminescent glow.

  • I looked out the garage door and

  • There were many megawatts of corpse pig screaming epic threats at me.

  • The next thing I could see was a lot of sleepless ghost therapists involved in a car accident.

  • This wasn't fine.

  • I began to sprint toward the smell of rotting pumpkin when the clown pryed in my ear and suddenly dropped his cigarette.

  • "Why are you using my radio?" he grumbled.

  • "I-I love you."

  • I said. There was nothing more sentimental to do.

  • Something absurdly troubling squeezed by her seventeen thousand and six children

  • and-and I screamed.

  • It was finally over.

  • Forty three months later, I was halfway to the library when a

  • large sycamore tree with bad sweaty nostrils shut off my path.

  • "I'm here to talk," the voice choked.

  • "Yeah? How much for?" I demanded.

  • "I suppose it would take some years," the tree said.

  • I didn't want to talk for that long so I dove right in the door and entered a room.

  • Eventually I could recognize it was a library.

  • But...

  • There was no escape.

  • Several

  • gggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaauuuuuughhhh

  • Tentacle tongues smashed towards me in a mass.

  • I tried to protest and tumble backwards, but

  • There was nothing more I could do.

  • The police arrived later and said something along the lines of "what is happening?".

  • Fearful and secretly enjoying it, I tried to shout to the library, but the library dismissed me.

  • Experiencing death, I eventually died.

00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:10,600 I made a bot to read the top 100 stories on Reddit No Sleep and then forced it to write its own.

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    kakushihanhan 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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