Top of the mornin' to you laddies!

我叫Jacksepticeye，歡迎來到這個遊戲「與Bennet Foddy一起度過難關」~

My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome to a game called Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy.

應該已經有很多人看過這遊戲了因為它已經成為

A lot of you have probably seen this game

史上最讓人崩潰的遊戲之一...聽起來很合理因為這遊戲看起來超級不可理喻

already because it's been doing the rounds as one of the

當大家都在玩的時候我其實已經很想玩了

ragiest games that people have ever played, and rightly so because it looks ridiculous

但之前想玩這遊戲你要嘛得跟開發者要原始碼

And I wanted to play it when everyone else was playing it,

要嘛要去一個Humble....

But apparently you needed to either get a code from the developer

一陣子前才出現的Humble Bundle(註：一個將遊戲打包出售的網站)

Or you needed to get it in some humble-

而我兩樣都沒做，然後它現在終於在Steam上架了所以~我終於可以玩到了

Humble bundle that came out a while ago

我之前就有看過人家玩，笑死我了

And I didn't get either so it just finally came out on Steam so now

如果你不知道這遊戲是什麼----很多人大概知道了----這是由開發出QWOP啦、CLOP啦、

(claps) I get to play it for myself and I've been watching

GIRP啦...呃他有做GIRP嗎我忘記了，反正就是那些逼人發瘋的遊戲的開發者做的

Other people play it just laughing my ass off

QWOP就是那款你得一直按奇怪的按鈕來讓那男的在跑道上跑的遊戲

so if you don't know what it is, a lot of you probably do, but it's from the guy who made QWOP and CLOP and

那款玩一下就把我氣瘋了，這遊戲就是差不多的感覺

GIRP, did he make that one? I can't remember those really rage inducing games

話不多說我直接開始玩好了。在這遊戲你要操控一個男子.....

QWOP is one where you have to press weird buttons to make the guy run down the track

這是三小....OK，我沒有看過這遊戲的開頭XD

And that pissed me off after a while so this is the- the same kind of deal.

基本上你要操控一個在...這東西....在這甕裡的男子

But let's just get in and I'll show you.

然後你得用這槌子通過場景裡的地形

You play as a dude in

然後你現在應該已經可以想像這遊戲會有多靠北...喔老天

*cue silence of confusion*

我己經看過很多人玩這遊戲了

Whaat the fuck... Okay, I've never actually seen the beginning of the game

但是我一直不知道它的操作到底是怎麼回事

(chuckles)

就是要怎麼去操控他...我現在絕對可以感受到.... [右上方：那個白色點點是你的滑鼠。這就是你所有能操控的東西。]

You play as a dude in uh- in this- in a cauldron basically,

這有多靠北。到底怎麼過啊?

and you have to get across the environment by using this.

這到底怎麼過啊?

*hammer noises*

嗯，然後我對自己說我不能在這遊戲爆氣。

So you, can you can tell how annoying this is going to get oh my god.

我要心平氣和地玩它，玩遊戲就是要享受嘛

And I've watched so many people do this

這遊戲不會害我爆氣，它要是害我爆氣我就放棄啦~喔天啊

That I've always kind of been like, "How does the game control actually?"

等等我可以.....

"What- what way do the controls actually work?" and now I can definitely

這操作好不直覺喔Orz

understand how annoying it is. How the fuck?

00:01:51,159 --> 00:01:53,159 喔~所以他可以把自己推飛起來!

How do I do this?

推飛起來~~這操作好麻煩....YES

(chuckles)

過來了!! 看到沒有Bennett Foddy我通過這坨便便了!!

Okay, and I've made it a point to myself that I'm not gonna rage at this game (Sure Jack, sure)

我大概會花上.....喔喔什麼鬼....我大概得花一大把時間才能習慣這操作

I'm gonna take it nice and calm. We're just gonna have fun with it

我還是不了解這到底怎麼操控.....

It's not gonna piss me off. If it pisses me off then I give up. Oh my god

OK這樣子....

Wait can I just do oh

這樣然後這樣...

This is so unintuitive

老天爺這三小啊!! 不~~~ [飛回去~]

(Grunting noise)

[Bennett的聲音] 沒有什麼比重新開始更刺激，就像你贏了一場跟朋友的爭論....[Jack] 好啦Bennett閉嘴!!!

Okay, so you can push yourself.

[Bennett的聲音] 結果你發現他根本沒有改變立場

Push yourself to try harder. This controls FUCKIN' TERRIBLY! Yes!

[Bennett的聲音] 重新開始要比第一次來得難。

Ah ha ha!

[Bennett的聲音] 要是你還沒準備好，像是你剛度過很糟糕的一天

I got over it, hey take that Bennett Foddy! I got over- your shit! Okay.

[Bennett的聲音] 你接下來要經歷的可能太困難了，你大可以離開一陣子再回來

Its gonna take m- Oh whoa what- what- what- It's gonna take me ages to get use to this...

[Bennett的聲音] 我哪都不會去

I still don't know how the fuck this controls

[Jack] 呃，我知道這遊戲已經變成一個搞笑哏了....(被打斷)[Bennett的聲音] 感謝你陪我踏上這段旅程。

(laughs)

[Bennett的聲音] 如果你隨時需要休息我都可以理解，找個安全的地方停下來，關掉遊戲

Okay go like this

[Jack] 這建議不錯。[Bennett的聲音] 我會記錄你的進度，還有你的錯誤。

Go like go like this

[跳舞中...]

Oh my god, what the fuck? Oh no!

蛤你連錯誤都存檔喔，別這樣嘛Bennett...

[Bennett] More intense than starting over if you won an argument with a friend. [Jack] Yep, shut up Bennett [B] and then later discovered that they just returned to their original

好耶

[B] Starting over is harder than starting up

你們這樣看我玩看起來好像.....

[B] If you're not ready for that, like if you've already had a bad day

沒有那麼難但是天啊，這操控有夠靠北整個不合邏輯啊

[B] Then what you're about to go through might be too much. Feel free to go away and come back

00:03:27,050 --> 00:03:33,189 我搞砸了，我搞砸了!! 喔不，不我沒有在生氣，沒在生氣

[B] I'll be here

這只是個遊戲而已~

[J] Hmm, I know as meme as this game has gotten. [B]Thanks for coming with me on this trip

看到沒?看到沒?我感覺我根本在倒退嚕

[B] I'll understand if you have to take a break at any point, just find a safe place to stop and quit the game.

喔不...我想過去

[J] Solid advice [B] I'll save your progress always even your mistakes

我想要和Bennett一起度過難關

*rave noises brought to you by: Sean*

所以.....哇呼~~

[J] Wait you'll even save my mistakes? Come on, Bennett

讚啦寶貝~ [Bennett的聲音] 這遊戲是為了致敬2002年出的一款免費遊戲叫性感爬山...[Jack] 性感爬山www

Nice!

[Bennett的聲音] 那款遊戲的作者叫Jazzuo....[又飛下去啦~]

Okay so for any of you watching this, this might look like

OK, OK, 我有在聽你講話

It's not that hard, but good lord. The controls are all over the place *cue singing* this makes no sense

00:04:10,590 --> 00:04:11,760

Uh oh, uh oh. Ohhh

00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,960 OK, 玩一下大概就能抓到感覺了

I've done fucked it guys. I'VE DONE FUCKED IT. You're not- No. No, we're not getting mad. We're not getting mad

我得爬進這天殺的水管? 喔不，喔不不不不不

It's just a video game.

方向錯了!! 錯了啦....喔喔有了有了，這才是我想要的，這才對嘛:D

See that? See that it feels like I'm making the controls go backwards whoa

不要給我掉下去喔，你敢掉下去我就吃個起司三明治喔[?]

Oh no.. I want to get over

等等，我是要爬進去還是爬上去啊? [Bennett的聲音] 性感爬山某種程度上就是個糞Game

I want to get over it with Bennett. He told me that I should get over it with him, so

[Bennett的聲音] 那遊戲用的素材完全就是網路隨便抓來的，而且它是當時最不尋常、最雞掰的遊戲之一。

So

[Bennett的聲音] 你的任務就只是用一把槌子爬一座山。[Jack] 他媽的!!!!

[J]Yeah baby! [B] this game is an homage to a free game that came out in 2002 titled sexy hiking [Jack] sexy hiking (chuckles) [B] the author of that game

[Bennett的聲音] 遊戲中爬山的動作，無論是數位世界中還是.....

Was Jazzuo, a mysterious Czech designer

[Jack] Bennett，閉嘴!!! [Bennett的聲音] 玩家隨時都處在可能摔下去失去一切的危險中。

[J] Okay, okay, I'm listenin to ya

好我正在想辦法放鬆

Uh, Sorry

這一定會把我搞到瘋掉...

(Grunting noise)

我了解，我了解...

Okay, okay. You kind of get a feel for the controls after a while.

我完全明白你超級想要爬上這個斷崖

I have to go into the fucking pipe oh no no no no no no no no Oh

我明白那一定超~~~讚的

Wrong direction! Wrong- oh, that's- that's the fucking ticket. That's what we're trying to do. That's what we're trying to do

你這個穿著甕的光頭佬....喔耶，喔幹

Don't fall back down if you fall back down, I will eat a cheese sandwich

我幾乎差他媽的一點點就要掉下去了

Wait, do I go into it or over it? NOOO. [B] in a certain way sexy hiking is the perfect embodiment of a B-game

彈起來，彈起來....你看起來根本沒有彈起來啊-----喔不~~

[B] It's built almost entirely out of found and recycled parts, and it's one of the most unusual and unfriendly games of its time

[Bennett的聲音] 喔..你失去一堆進度欸，你一定超沮喪的 [Jack] 對! 對我超沮喪!!

[Jack] NOOOOOOO!

閉嘴啦(╬☉д⊙)

[B] In it, your task is simply to drag yourself, up a mountain with a hammer

00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:22,370 就算你想要慢慢來....

[B] The act of climbing- [J] FUCKIN'

這就是我要的，這就是我要的，瞭嗎?

[B] - in the digital world or in real life, has a certain

你面對的方向不太對說....OK，慢慢來...欲速則不達....

[J] Nope. No. BENNETT.

我還不夠了解這操作啦....好耶，好耶，讚啦d(`･∀･)b

[J] SHUT UP! [B] Here is constantly, unremittingly in danger of falling and losing everything.

我剛能上去的，就差一點點就差一點點~[開始唱Adele的歌XD]

Oh my God, oh my God!

上去，上去....不!!!!

Okay, I'm trying to relax

我才沒生氣呢，才沒生氣呢

Let's get a bit of air going

[一路狂摔....]

(sighs)

我恨這遊戲，它害我一直在磨牙[註：這句不太確定...]

Okay...

我希望你那甕裡最好是真的沒有腿，他最好要是你穿著甕的理由

That's- Ohohoho.

你最好不要只是突然決定不用你的腿....沒關係，我愛你，你最棒了

This is going to fuckin' drive me INSANE.

00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,580 喔耶，讚啦寶貝

(grunting sounds continue)

Sensei [啥?]

Okay, there we go. There we go.

發出這些聲音讓我走得更快。

(emphatic grunt)

停下來，停下來喔你給我停下來

Okay, okay, I know I know, okay

我們到了，我們到了我們終於到了...

I know just as much as you do, dude, that you want to get up to the top of this cliff

深呼吸，一切都沒事，沒事

I know how that f- feels!

每個人都超美的，每個人都值得一個機會

(enormous grunt)

來了來了來了來了喔...

(sighs in frustration)

幹，幹...

You bald, cauldron-wearing-

OK，讓我停在桶子上停在桶子上....這位置不好

YES! Oh, you fuck.

這位子超差的，我見過幾次停在桶子上的畫面，這次根本是屎....這才對嘛

(deep breathes)

這才對嘛先生

(hysterically laughs)

[Bennett的聲音] 總之呢當你開始玩性感爬山，你就站在一棵死樹旁邊，它擋著你的路

I'm just holding on by the skin of my fucking ass!

[Bennett的聲音] 跨過那棵樹可能會花你一個小時... [Jack又摔了下去]

Okay, okay. Launch yourself. Launch yourself! Yeah, did that fucking look like launching yourself, no!

(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧

[B] oof, you just a lot of progress. That's a deep frustration, a real punch in the gut [J] I know! I know it is

[Bennett的聲音] 測試著你的極限.... [Jack] Bennett，我會找到你家然後把你勒死!!!

Shut up.

用這根巨鎚的力量! 我擁有這份力量....好吧我只是把剛才那句重複一次而已

YEAH BOY!

哇噗~~~早安啊~~~

*incomprehensible noises of anger from the Irish*

女士們~~喔幹，你打算就這樣又彈回去對吧?

Okay, okay okay okay

對吧?對吧? 只要有我在你就不可能----這才對嘛

Even when you try to take it slow

只要推、搖、滾來滾去~搖動你的身體...

(vibrant grunt)

滾來滾去!

That's what I want to do up here, that's what I want to do up here, okay?

00:09:35,070 --> 00:09:37,099 滾~來滾去~

You're not facing the right direction though. Okay slow. Slow and steady wins the race

乖孩子，我們要往上了，要往上了看啊各位

I don't know the fucking buttons well enough. There you go, there you go, oh yes!

讚美太陽~來囉! 喔你看是大杯的星巴克印度拉茶欸，它肯定會讓你充滿能量

*angry grunting*

00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:53,940 ....媽的勒....

NIC- I could have had that I could have had that I could have had it all

這定點超棒

(references and sings "Rolling in the Deep")

太棒了兄弟，這是人生中爬得最遠的一次

Yes get up, get up, NOOOOO

不要給我往後飛喔...不要他媽的掉下去讓我失望喔

I'm not angry. I'm not getting angry...NO!

坐進去啦

NYAH NYAH NYAH

幹他一直往後

What are these sounds- NOHOHOH

這超複雜的

*DARTH VADER!*

停在上面，停住。做得好你這性感的甕寶貝

HOAOHAOOHAHA

來了來了~你只需要學習怎麼往後走就行了

I hate this game- this game is like grinding my teeth and sniffing it

你知道的，就像當你還是小寶寶在學走路，那會花上幾年的時間...

*concentration noises*

就像那樣，只是這次你要往後走

I hope.... that you actually have no legs in that cauldron.. I hope that that's the reason!

往後!寶貝往後!甕寶貝，價值百萬啊寶貝[?]

I hope it's not just because you've decided not to use them. That's fine, dude. I love you. Dude. You're the best dude oh

呃你可能只值三塊五....喔讚

Yes!

不!抓住邊邊啦!!

*thumps of disappointment*

我的腦不想要跟我的手動一樣快Orz

Oh, Ah, Yeah, sexy baby, Oh~

或者我的腦.....喔耶!!! [Bennett的聲音] 性感爬山裡面的障礙物都很機車

*alien noise*

[Bennett的聲音] 那讓遊戲變得非常艱難 [Jack] 剛剛這個才叫做性感地爬山

Sensei!

00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:14,530 [Bennett的聲音] 我不確定Jazzuo是不是故意的....(下略) [Jack] 我要在這裡聽，不然你在講話我也在講話我還得邊玩這遊戲

*JWOOP noise*

[Bennett的聲音] 我建這座山的時候發生了一件有趣的事 [Jack] 你死了?

If I make the sounds it helps me go quicker

[Bennett的聲音] 我想到一個障礙物的主意，把它擺上去然後測試的時候通常都發現它超級困難

*angry grunts*

[Jack] 所以剩下的都不難逆 [Bennett的聲音] 但我通常都沒辦法下定決心把他弄簡單

Stay. Stay fido, stay. Oh stay.

[Bennett的聲音] 這變成是我身為玩家無法越過障礙的責任..

OH STAY!

你在共三小

*woowoowoo noise*

00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:52,989 [Jack] 就是這樣!! [Bennett的聲音] 當你在做一個遊戲，你就是在用各種點子建構，像是在用快乾水泥一樣

Okay, okay. We're here. We're here. We're here

[Bennett的聲音] 你把點子放進模具裡面塑造出一個形狀，可以拿來玩

*best deep breath 11/10 would live breathe again*

[Bennett的聲音] 玩的過程中它就慢慢地變得堅硬，最後像岩石一樣堅固

Take a deep breath, it's fine. It's fine. Everything is

[Bennett的聲音] 這時你就不能再改變它了...除非你把它敲碎...(下略)

Everybody's beautiful and everybody deserves a chance

我要怎麼過這邊啦!!

There we go there we go there we go there we go and then

Bennett Foddy，我會把你敲成碎片，很多塊碎片

Fuck fuck

我知道我要做什麼啊，我只要往上推然後扭進去...但是我做不到!!!

Okay, just just let me just land on the barrel just land on the barrel there you go. That's not a good land

上去，對了，乖孩子

That's not a good barrel land and I've seen some barrel lands in my time. That was shit. This is good

到底怎麼上去.....喔，喔有燈可以掛，有燈可以掛...不要過去啦!

That's a good one mr.. Oh

[崩潰]

[Bennett] Anyway when you start sexy hiking you're standing next to this dead tree that blocks the way to the entire rest of [Jack] Fuck you

這就是那種，你明知道它會很難結果實際去做的時候才發現比你想像還難超級多的事情...

[Bennett] It might take you an hour to get over it

我不行...我超想握拳然後開始打小孩的...

*extreme angry noises*

你看你都做了什麼Bennett Foddy，這大概可以做成一個Netflix影集，描述怎麼養出一個殺人犯

*Irish scream*

上去，上去啦這些該死的斜坡

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

抓住那塊岩石，抓住那塊巨石強森!!!!....呃，我大概沒辦法完成這遊戲

Limits of your reach,[Jack]Bennett! I will find your house and strangle you by the power of

只是說說

Sledgehammer oh I have the power. I was gonna say, but that's just the same same thing again. Okay, okay here we go

只是說說，啊不然你可以~~~?

Here we go and whapoosh, top of the morning

你到底為什麼要用一根巨槌做這種事?

My laddies oh fuck you're just gonna bounce yourself back out of here aren't you?

任何其他東西都會比這更好

Aren't you aren't you not if Jack-a-boy has anything to say about it. There you go.

老天爺，你用他媽的屌爬都比這個還要好.....我滑鼠敏感度

Just push, just shake rattle and roll. I said to shake rattle

有沒有調啊，我調一下

OHHHH

這遊戲玩到一段時間真的會讓玩家完全失去耐心

rattle and roll

[Bennett的聲音] 你做過這邊了，你知道這不是不可能。你只需要做跟第一次一樣的事就好

on

喔好樣的，喔...好樣的

Raglan Road *HUYAH*

你很會講笑話啊Bennett先生，你真的很、很、很會講笑話啊(╬ﾟдﾟ)▄︻┻┳═一

that a boy , okay we're heading up. We're heading up everybody

好想哭QQ...這滑鼠靈敏度不管用....我覺得這遊戲一定是某人被謀殺了才能做出來的

Praise the Sun here we go. I am ready that fucking venti chai latte from Starbucks. That's gonna give you the power you need dude

一定是這樣沒錯....喔我們上來了

(grunting noises)

我都已經上去了，你這毛髮叢生的天竺葵[啥?]

Shhite

我要你拉你為什麼一直推啦!!!

This is a very good with space to be in

[回憶中] 我對自己說我不能在這遊戲爆氣

Yes, my dude. Yes, further than we've ever been in life. Oh

這是人類史上做過最爛的遊戲。這根本是用遊戲虐待人。

No, yes, oh I could knock out now. Go backwards. Don't fucking fall and fail me now

我的問題在於，我知道要做什麼，但是當真的開始做的時候

Now sit in this chair

真的開始的時候，他的手可能往左或往右跑

Shits all backwards

它沒有一個固定規律，有可能我往下拉要他往一個方向動，他就往另一個方向擺

This is confusing now

像這種鳥事就會發生

Stay up there stay up. There you sexy cauldron, baby

這就是我需要的

There we go there. We go. It's just about learning how to walk backwards

好，好...這、這位置不怎麼好....

You know I was when you were a baby and it took you like years to learn how to walk literal years

好欸

It's like that, but now you have to go backwards

NOOOOOOOO

Backwards baby backwards cauldron, baby. It's like Million Dollar, Baby

NOOOOOOOOOO [Bennett的聲音] 喔...我很遺憾

Except you're worth about three-fitty oh yes

NOOOOOOOO

No, grab the edge yeah

你這個....你不要給我播這種輕柔的爵士樂，明知道

Turns out my brain does not want to work as fast as my hands do

我愛這種的，你一定是故意的。....我終於做到了

Or my brain is working for yes! [Bennett] Sexy hiking your unyielding

我終於做到了。我希望你他媽的肛門流血。

And that makes [Jack] this is some sexy hiking.

[Bennett的聲音] 喔不又來了。再試試看吧，別被心情影響

[Bennett] But I'm not sure Jazzro

誰傷害了你Bennett? 是誰傷你如此深讓你做這款天殺的遊戲

intended to make[Jack] just gonna sit here and listen because if you're talking while I'm talking I'm trying to play

不，這不太妙，這不太妙

[Bennett] The process of building a game about life, [Jack] that's cool. [Bennett] a funny thing happened to me as I was building this man [Jack] you died?

[唱歌] .....這才對嘛

[Bennett] I'd have an idea for a new obstacle and build it test it and it would usually turn out to be unreasonably hard

這真糟糕....OK，我得把他推高，像胸罩一樣

[Jack] And the rest of it isn't? [Bennett] and I couldnt bring myself to make it easier

別掉下去，別掉下去....我推!!

It already felt like my inability to get past the new obstacle was my fault as a player [Jack] the fuck you talking about?

用力推，像你懷孕了一樣!!!

Ever so gently

[Bennett的聲音] 所謂失敗並不是掉下去，而是停留在底下。

Attaboy [Bennett] when you're building a video game world you're building with ideas and that can be like working with quick-set cement

這遊戲..是垃圾:D

you mold your ideas into a certain shape that can be played with and

陰毛僅次於這遊戲

In the process of playing with them they begin to harden and set until they're immutable like rock

媽的侏儒[?] 有些人可能一下子就掌握到訣竅了，這代表....

And at that point you can't change the world not without breaking it into pieces

...他媽的...

[Jack] How do I get through this!

這代表他們是外星人

Bennet Foddy, I will break you into pieces several of them I

但我不行，我、我就、就是抓不到

Know what I have to do have to get up there and Jimmy wedge myself in but I just can't do it Cap'n

呃，這大概就是它的目的，它就是要這樣

Get up on that there you go attaboy

喔飛向宇宙~我們就快到了，這是好事。這正是我要的

I'm gonna get up you all. There's oh. Oh there's lights. Oh, there's lights. No. That's not what I want to stick to

因為這樣你就可以.....[飛~]

Yes

好，這不太妙。這不是我想要的...

Oh, it's one of those things that you know it's gonna be hard, but then when you start doing it's so much harder

喔Bennett，喔Bennett Foddy

I might want to make fists. I want to start punching children

我該怎麼...喔媽的

You see what you make me do Bennet funny. You're this is the new Netflix series of making a murderer

好耶! 好耶!!

Just go just go if these fucking slopes

好耶!!!

Okay grip the rock, grip the Dwayne Johnson! Um probably not gonna be a game that I finish

幹你X...你就不能當個正常人類嗎Orz

Just say

就一次就好!!! ....太好了，我終於回到這裡了，回到我已經到過一次的地方Orz

Just sayin now. Can you?

這角度...不好!

Why did you pick a sledge hammer to do this with?