There is just one thing I need

我想要的禮物只有一個

I don't care about the presents

我不在乎那些

Underneath the Christmas Tree

在聖誕樹底下的禮物

Wait, why am I typing out the lyrics?

我只希望你能屬於我

They're right up there, just look.

想要的程度遠遠超過你所能想像

Well, it appears I have no choice...

請讓我的願望實現吧

I'll just have to tell jokes for the next three minutes!

我唯一想要的聖誕禮物

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

就是－－

He had no body to go with!

你！！

What did the skeleton eat for Christmas dinner?

我不奢望太多的聖誕禮物

Spare Ribs!

我想要的禮物只有一個

Why are Skeletons so calm?

我不在乎那些

Nothing gets under their Skin!

在聖誕樹底下的禮物

Umm...

我不需要將我的聖誕襪

Sorry, guys

掛在壁爐上

I'm bone dry

就算是帶著玩具的聖誕老人

I've been run down to the bone on these jokes

也無法使我開心

It takes a skele-ton of creativity to come up with these.

我只希望你能屬於我

Sooo......

想要的程度遠遠超過你所能想像 請讓我的願望實現吧

Merry Christmas to all! And to all a Bad Time!

我唯一想要的聖誕禮物就是你

Unless it's not Christmas anymore...

喔~寶貝

Then... Happy Easter, I guess? Enjoy your Birthday?

我不會在這個聖誕節要求太多

Wait, then why are you listening to Christmas music?

甚至沒下雪都無所謂

This is starting to make my skull hurt...

我只打算在槲寄生底下癡癡的等待著你

Well, whatever time of year it is, I hope that it is merry!

我也不會列出願望清單

And with that, I bid you farewell.

寄給那遠在北極的聖尼古拉

I swear this wasn't me. - Alex

我甚至不會熬夜 好去聆聽那神奇馴鹿的踢踏聲