It's not a joke yet;

有去過科羅拉多州的阿斯彭嗎？

those aren't the jokes.

我還沒開始講笑話，

Is this thing off?

我真的還沒開始講笑話！

I went to Aspen recently

沒人聽到我嗎，麥克是不是沒開？

and stumbled into this song.

最近我才去過阿斯彭

♫ Black men go to Aspen ♫

我無意中寫了這首歌。。

♫ and rent colorful chalets. ♫

♫黑人到阿斯彭旅遊♫

♫ Giggle at the questions ♫

♫租了有色的小木屋♫(黑人被人稱為有色種族)

♫ their mere presence seems to raise. ♫

♫呵呵地對著有關於♫

♫ Get taken for men ♫

♫對他們出現的疑問而發笑♫

♫ we don't resemble in the least. ♫

♫大家都用刻板印象看我們♫

"Are you ... ?"

♫但我們一點都不像所敘述那樣♫

"No."

♫你們是不是...？♫ (別人問黑人)

♫ It's a winter wonderland ♫

♫不是♫

♫ in the belly of the beast. ♫

♫這像深入虎穴之後♫(因為阿斯彭99%的居民都是白人)

♫ And black men ski. ♫

♫才發現的冬季仙境。♫

♫ Black men ski. ♫

♫滑雪的黑人♫

♫ Black men send back sushi ♫

♫滑雪的黑人♫

♫ with a scorned Yakuza's flair. ♫

♫黑人輕蔑的退回寿司♫

♫ We make postmodern art ♫

♫像個日本流氓一樣。♫

♫ with bacon grease ♫

♫我們用培根的油脂♫

♫ and hot combed hair. ♫

♫和爆炸頭造型♫

♫ We secretly play Beethoven ♫

♫被當作後現代主義的藝術♫

♫ inside our bassmobiles. ♫

♫我們悄悄的在重低音車子裡♫ (許多人都在車子裡改裝重低音)

♫ We can tell you how cool looks ♫

♫聽著貝多芬的音樂♫

♫ but cannot show you how it feels ♫

♫我可以跟你講酷看起是怎樣的♫

♫ when black men ski. ♫

♫但你不能理解這種感覺♫

♫ When black men ski. ♫

♫當黑人滑雪時♫

♫ Black men now are students ♫

♫當黑人滑雪時♫

♫ of gay sensibility. ♫

♫黑人正在學習♫

♫ We wear ironic T-shirts ♫

♫同性戀問題的敏感度♫

♫ drenched in code unknown to thee. ♫

♫我們穿著諷刺的襯衫♫

♫ We get baptized in Walden Pond ♫

♫有著你們看不懂得密碼♫

♫ amongst a searing mob ♫

♫在一群反對聲中♫

♫ because the cleansing blood of Jesus ♫

♫我們在瓦爾登湖受洗♫

♫ could not do a thorough job. ♫

♫因為耶穌潔淨的血♫

♫ Black men ski. ♫

♫並不能洗淨黑人♫

♫ Black men ski. ♫

♫滑雪的黑人♫

♫ Chinese guys can jump real high ♫

♫滑雪的黑人♫

♫ and Germans cook soul food. ♫

♫中國人可以跳很高♫

♫ White boys rap and hippies nap ♫

♫德國人很喜歡煮菜♫

♫ their dreads up to look rude. ♫

♫白人喜歡雷鬼跟嘻皮愛打睏♫

♫ Jazz is now suburban ♫

♫他們的捲頭髮看起來很粗魯♫

♫ it's Marsalisly clean. ♫

♫爵士樂平淡乏味♫

♫ And now we've got Viagra ♫

♫像馬沙利斯一樣♫

♫ everyone's a sex machine. ♫

♫藍色小藥丸（偉哥）的發明♫

♫ So black men ski. ♫

♫讓每個人都像個性機器♫

What else can we do?

♫所以黑人去滑雪♫

♫ Black men ski. ♫

♫還有什麼我們能做的呢?♫ (指:都被其他種族搶去做了!)

♫ Black men ski. ♫

♫滑雪的黑人♫

♫ Black men ski. ♫

♫滑雪的黑人♫

♫ Some kids I'll describe as friends ♫

♫滑雪的黑人♫

♫ say I am race-obsessed. ♫

♫有一些我的朋友♫

♫ The luxury of your opinion ♫

♫說我種族情深♫

♫ shows that you are blessed. ♫

♫你奢侈的意見♫

♫ See, I have poems about sunsets ♫

♫證明上帝保佑你們♫

♫ flowers and the rain. ♫

♫因為，我寫了一篇詩♫

♫ I've read them to policemen ♫

♫關於日落，花和雨♫

♫ but it was all in vain. ♫

♫讀給警察聽♫

♫ So black men ski. ♫

♫但都沒人裡睬♫

♫ Black men ski ... ♫

♫所以黑人只好去滑雪♫

elegantly.

♫滑雪的黑人...♫

♫ Black men ski. ♫

♫優雅地滑雪。♫

♫ Black men ski. ♫

♫滑雪的黑人♫