It's time for me to review your submissions.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRR(XDD)

I asked you to Photoshop these pictures.

是時候來讓我來評論你們的作品了。

Now I'm going to review them, and for next week, we got a new topic.

我之前要你們大家來Photoshop這些圖片 ，接著我現在要來評論它們。

If you're a musician its time to... m...

至於下個禮拜我們會有新的主題，如果你是一位音樂家的話，那是時候展現你的音樂才華了。

to get your Musical.ly on.

我會加入一大堆ㄜ...音檔。

I"m going to add a bunch of audios.

你可以把任何你喜歡的拿來使用，做成你想要的，做就對了。做成一首歌，如果你抓的到拍子，做一首惱人的歌。

You can sample it whatever way you want.

讓它噴發好嗎(XDD)

Just make a song. Make a jamming song.

開始吧 ! 來評論這些狗屁吧

If you got that beat, let it f-flow.

(重點在YouTube Content for free XD)

Okay.

嗯...它說這是免費的，所以我的意思是我會拿走。

Let's go! Let's- let's review this shit.

(美女與野獸)

Well it said it was for free, so I mean...

很棒的修圖，非常地吸引人。 我真的不知道還能夠說甚麼了

I'll take it.

好吧 ! 沒錯，隨便啦，做得好，做得好。

Good Photoshop, extremely attractive.

做~的~好(網友也太酸XD)

I don't know what else to say, really.

三小啦 ! 這內容想表達的笑點是? 我有很多梗阿(XD)

Ok, sure. Whatever, good job. GOOD JOB.

(Content Jokes XDD)

GOOD JOB.

幹你... Jesus

For fuck's sake, what's with the content joke? I have plenty of content.

如果如果

Fuuuu - Jesus.

假如我沒有任何的梗， 那就可以解釋我正在獵殺自己的原因了。

If- If I didn't have any content,

好嗎 ? 解釋那有缺陷的邏輯，你不能與事實爭辯。

then explain why I'm hunting myself.

去你的 ! 當你看到你所愛的東西時， 你的眼睛的瞳孔可以擴大超過45％

Okay, explain that flawed logic.

ㄜ...這就只是科學咩。又一次了，停止這些。 噢~(owo) 有Edgar在旁邊變得可愛了。

You can't argue with facts. Fff you.

這是三...?(Pewds指尖陀螺WTF)

"The pupil of your eye can expand over 45% when you see something that you love."

這其實還蠻讚的，我不懂你為什麼沒有做中心點， 不過隨便啦，這很酷，我喜歡，我買單。

This is just science. Again.

(WOW)

STOP... Stop this. Ohh, it's so cute with Edgar though.

那是啥? (嗝~) 那超帥的，屁弟環?

What the- (laughs)

(Wooaaaaahhhhh ahahaha)

That's kind of awesome. I don't know why you didn't make the centre point, but whatever, it's cool. I appreciate it. I'd buy it.

這很有創意，這他媽的超帥的。幹的好 ! Ompalompan幹的好，順帶一提，很酷的名字(XD)

WHOA!

我是龐克所以一定會造反

What is that? (burp) That's pretty cool. "PewDieLoop?"

我是亞洲人所以一定喜歡數學

That's creative.

我把頭髮染奇耙色所以一定是想獲取關注(XDD)

That's pretty fucking cool. Well done. Well done, "Ompalompan", great name by the way.

我是YouTube上最大的頻道所以一定賺了數十億和數百萬

"I'm punk, so I must rebel. I'm Asian, so I must like math. I dye my hair crazy colours so I must be looking for- "(laughs)

數十億和數百萬是我有史以來看過最爛的梗

"I'm the biggest channel on YouTube, so I must make billions and millions." (laughs)

然後因為某種原因，你們一直發這梗。

"Billions and millions" is the shittiest meme I've ever seen, and for some reason, you guys keep posting that.

PewDiePie含功一流

"PewDiePie good succ, blond Swedish man gets sucked."

金髮白人瑞典佬被吹喇叭

Okay. Alright.

嗯嗯 ! 很好很好

Great, great.

非常感謝Pornhub(A片網站)用VIP帳戶敲醒了我

Appreciate, uh, PornHub hic- hitting me up, though, with the- the- with the VIP account.

我的意思是沒事，甚麼事都沒有。(XD)

I mean... Nothing, nothing happened.

古柯鹼、大麻、尊重女性(XDD)

"Cocaine, Marijuana, Re-" (laughs)

每天都要的老兄，尊重女性。

Every day, bro! Respecting wamen, bro.

現在這個很性感的

Now, that's just sexy!

我想我曾做過一個像這樣的縮圖，不過那蠻讚的，

I think I did a thumbnail like this once. But that's, uh, that's pretty good.

我會吃的

I would eat it.

我會拿它在我身上摩擦(LOL)

I would, uhh, rub it on my body.

WOW 這看起來超真的(Pewds好婊)

(soft laughter)

我幾乎無法分辨這是不是假的， 我記得有一次我跟假的Marzia曾有過一個小孩。

Wow, it looks so real(!)

你相信主留在天堂是因為祂害怕自己所創造的東西嗎 ?

I-I-I almost can't tell that this isn't the- I remember it, though.

Hey ! 不要拿Brad來修圖，他不該得到如此迫害。

That one time me and fake Marzia had a child together.

去他的 ! 這是最糟糕的梗了

"Do you think God stays in Heaven because he is afraid of what he created?"

感謝你的製作，不是你，高質量內容。

Hey, don't Photoshop Brad, okay? He hasn't deserved it.

謝謝你 再次感謝你 我有最棒的

Fuck this. This is the worst meme.

(XD)

"Thank you for making - not you - quality content-" (laughs)

YouTube上的觀眾你們實在太善良了

Thank you, thank you! I am the nicest.

我所做的真的值得一個真正地欣賞我且完美的聽眾?

Viewers on YouTube, you guys are too kind.

你是甚麼 ? 死基佬 ?

What have I done to deserve such a wonderful audience that truly appreciates me (?)

(好噁)

"What are you, fucking gay?"

好的，這部影片已經完成了，非常感謝你們大家。

Alright, well, this video is done. Thank you guys so much.

我要去看牙醫了

Uh, I got a- I got a- I got uh, dentist appointment.

(Surprise Motherfucker)

That was a joke; I'm still here.

那是個玩笑，我還在這裡。

(laughs)

(WTF)

Nothing like a good old respecting wamen meme.

沒甚麼比的上一個又棒又久的"尊重女性"梗了。

Goddamn it! It's not true, by the way.

天殺的，順帶一提這不是真的。

If it was myself there, then we can talk.

假如是我自己在那的話，我們可以溝通。

"PewDiePie is not original co-"

PewDiepie不是原創的，他抄襲JacksFilms(Youtuber)

WHAT!? No.

是JacksFilms抄襲我

Jacksfilms copied ME.

每個人都知道這點

Everyone knows that. He's ripping off my whole formula, my whole thing- I did YIAY way before Jacksfilms, guys.

他正在奪取我的整個影片製作方式

"Aww, ain't you the cutest lil thing?"

我所做過的所有事

"Is math related to science?"

我的拍攝方法遠比他來的早

"Oh, no. It's retarded." (laughs)

噢~ 這不是最可愛的小東西嗎 ! (Katy Perry)

Oh, Katy Perry. What happened?

數學跟科學有關嗎 ?

"Where can I find myself a relationship li-" oh, o-okay. Yeah, no, it's another Brad-

噢不 這也太弱智了 (XDDD)

We do look very cute in that pictre, not gonna lie.

哦 Katy Perry搞甚麼?

We do look way cuter in that picture than ANY of these other ones. (laughs)

我能在哪找到一段像Pewds和Marzia的戀情

WHOA!

又是另一個有關Brad的

That's fuckin' awesome!

我們在照片中確實非常的可愛，不需要去說謊

Hell yeah!

我和Brad在那張照片比其他三張來的更可愛 (幫MarziaQQ)

I- (belch) I always wanted to eat Jack.

WoW 那他媽超讚der

(belch) Oh man, that`s really cool.

太狂了

(laughs) Fair enough, fair enough.

(嗝~)

Well played, well played.

我總是想把Jack吃掉，噢 那真是太帥了

See? Even if you're shit, you can still make it. You can still make it. There is hope for everyone.

很公平很公平 幹的好 來看看你是不是狗屎般的糟

"Did I spend too much time on this? Yes. Do I regret it? Ye-" No, it's fucking awesome.

你仍可以做到的，在這裡每個人都有希望的。

Hell yeah!

我是不是花太多時間在這上面 ? 我後悔了嗎 ?

Well done. I love it, I look like, um... I like the Edgar in the background, as well. (laughs)

不 這他媽der太贊了

Alright, we're going to the final page, so these best be good, okay?

狂

Fuck, maybe I should do a fan art competition.

做得好 我愛這個 我看起來像一個... 我也喜歡Edgar在背景裡

'Cause these are fuckin' awesome.

好了 我們要來到最後一頁了 所以這些最好給我很讚 噢幹

Very cool. Very nice! Jak się masz (Polish)

或許我該辦一個粉絲藝術比賽， 因為這些他媽的太棒了阿

Um...

非常酷 非常棒 OK(日文)

Absolutely.

絕對...

Beautiful. The anatomy of this wach- whamen is, uh, flawless.

漂亮

Oh, god. What the fuck is this?

另外一個尊重婦女的梗

No, just no.

完美無瑕

Okay? Just no.

幹 那是三小

(laughs) Sweden is my city.

不 真的不 好嗎 不

(laughter)

瑞典是我的城市 XD

"Are you religious?" Me: "The Book of Res-" (laughs)

她 : 你信宗教嗎?

What can I say?

我 : 尊重婦女之書

"The Pugs Awakens."

我能說甚麼 ?

(laughs) I just saw Edgar; so cute~ (more Swedish laughter)

哈巴的覺醒 ?

And Marzia looks amazingly disfigured; well done.

哈哈 我看到了超可愛的Edgar

Uh, really, you really hit the nail on that one.

然後Marzia看起來奇耙的醜 幹的好

"The Pugs Awakens."

ㄜ.. .真的 你真的抓到那個點了 哈巴覺醒

Okay...

好的

Alright...

嗯嗯

GODDAMN IT! (laughs)

天殺的幹 ~~~~~

"He respec, but he also-"

他尊重，但他也攻擊

(weird laughter followed by strange inhale)

(網友創意無限)

(sigh) Well done. That was good. I like that one.

幹的好 那真的很棒 我喜歡剛才那個

WHOA!

WOW

That's fucking awesome!

那他媽DER超讚的RRR

Jesus Christ, that's terrifying.

Jeusus Christ 那挺嚇人的

Why am I so turned on right now?

為什麼我現在好興奮 ?

Uh, excuse me. I have to do something...

不好意思各位 我必須做一些事

Just kidding! I'm still here!

(WTF)

That's fucking awesome. Well done, Goesses.

只是開個玩笑 我還在這 那他媽的超讚DER啦

"I am pregananant." (laughs)

我踝孕了 (XD)

You're retarded-arded. (laughs)

你好個弱智藝術

"But this isn't Photoshopped!" Yes, it is! Okay?

我給你看我的老二了 請回覆

Don't believe the lies of the media... or the Reddit comments.

但這不是photoshop

"Cocaine. Marijuana. Beer. Direspecting-" (laughs) Of course it had to make it back again.

是的 他是的好嗎?

"Pewds gets rekt at SGDQ."

別相信媒體的謊言(華爾街日報XD) 或者是Reddit(類似台灣PTT)上的留言

"I would really prefer if you stopped doing "try not to" challenges." (laughter)

古柯鹼 大麻 啤酒

Aww...

不尊重婦女 XDD

Aww! (laughs)

當然 必須再讓它出現一次

Well done. We-Well use of the shitty source material that I gave you guys.

Pewds 在"快速破關遊戲馬拉松"(SGDQ)被幹爆了

Okay.

如果你停止做“盡量不要”的挑戰 我會比較喜歡你

NO!

(Pewds心碎)

That is wrong; that is factually incorrect.

幹的好 你們妥善的運用我給你們的那些垃圾資源

"Pewds should be in 720p, he never uploads-" (laughs)

好喔 不~

Yeah, that's true; I ha- I still have shitty internet.

它錯了 這實際上是錯誤的

"This person tried to-" (laughs)

Pewds應該是720p 他從沒上傳1080p的

I-I-I... Nothing to fear, that's how you know your phone is safe.

那是真的 我的網路還是一樣糟

(laughs) For fuck's sake.

這個人想要解鎖你的手機 XDD

Seriously?

我...我沒甚麼好怕的 那就是你知道你手機是安全的

(laughs)

三小啦 認真的嗎 ?

That should've been the thumbnail of that video, goddamn it.

XDDDDDDDDD

Alright, so the last one, the top one, goes to MassiveWeebYT

它其實應該要成為那影片顯示的縮圖 他媽的

(laughs)

好了 所以最後一個也是最好的一個 由MassiveWeebYT呈現

"Nice touch in the back-" Oh, come on!

你看到的VS.她看到的(好歪R這角度XD)

"What's her name?" Of course.

(pewds淫笑)

Uh, excuse me. My name is PewDiePie, alright. I'm a little offended that you misgendered me.

很棒的背景風格(納粹XD)

Okay!

她的名字是 ? 當然R

That was it for this week's of

不好意思 我叫PewDiePie好嗎 ?

FRIDAYS WITH PEEEWPIIIE!

因為你曲解我的性別使我覺得你有點冒犯到我

Honestly, I love these. I think these are my favourite weekly videos to do.

好的 以上就是這個禮拜的 Friday with Pewdieeeeeeeeeeepiee

I know everyone's like "Ugh, oh, he's out of ideas!"

老實說，我很喜歡這些，

"Because he asks his fans-" but, I think it's cool.

我自認為這些是我最愛的每周影片

I think it's fun, and uh... I uh...

大家也都愛

Yeah, I don't know. It's not that great, actually, now that I think about it.

噢 他已經沒點子了，因為他要他的粉絲來做這些，

It's the same shit over and over, basically.

但是我認為這是非常酷的，而且這非常有趣

But if you think you have the skills for next week, to make it in the video,

ㄜ........

check out the link in the description.

我不知道實際上想起來有沒有那麼棒啦

Make the most lit song possible.

基本上就是同樣的狗屁重複又重複

And you will make it... to the next level.

但是下個禮拜如果你認為你有技巧來把這些用入影片中

My name is PewDiePie, and this has been Bro Awesome.

看看底下敘述的連結吧

That was so cringe. I don't know where I was going with that.

盡可能的做一首最耀眼奪目的歌

(kisses fist) SISTER FISTER!

然後