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  • Welcome to faaaah aaaAAAaaahhh

    歡迎來到星期....RRRR

  • It's time for me to review your submissions.

    RRRRRRRRRRRRRR(XDD)

  • I asked you to Photoshop these pictures.

    是時候來讓我來評論你們的作品了。

  • Now I'm going to review them, and for next week, we got a new topic.

    我之前要你們大家來Photoshop這些圖片 ,接著我現在要來評論它們。

  • If you're a musician its time to... m...

    至於下個禮拜我們會有新的主題,如果你是一位音樂家的話,那是時候展現你的音樂才華了。

  • to get your Musical.ly on.

    我會加入一大堆ㄜ...音檔。

  • I"m going to add a bunch of audios.

    你可以把任何你喜歡的拿來使用,做成你想要的,做就對了。做成一首歌,如果你抓的到拍子,做一首惱人的歌。

  • You can sample it whatever way you want.

    讓它噴發好嗎(XDD)

  • Just make a song. Make a jamming song.

    開始吧 ! 來評論這些狗屁吧

  • If you got that beat, let it f-flow.

    (重點在YouTube Content for free XD)

  • Okay.

    嗯...它說這是免費的,所以我的意思是我會拿走。

  • Let's go! Let's- let's review this shit.

    (美女與野獸)

  • Well it said it was for free, so I mean...

    很棒的修圖,非常地吸引人。 我真的不知道還能夠說甚麼了

  • I'll take it.

    好吧 ! 沒錯,隨便啦,做得好,做得好。

  • Good Photoshop, extremely attractive.

    做~的~好(網友也太酸XD)

  • I don't know what else to say, really.

    三小啦 ! 這內容想表達的笑點是? 我有很多梗阿(XD)

  • Ok, sure. Whatever, good job. GOOD JOB.

    (Content Jokes XDD)

  • GOOD JOB.

    幹你... Jesus

  • For fuck's sake, what's with the content joke? I have plenty of content.

    如果如果

  • Fuuuu - Jesus.

    假如我沒有任何的梗, 那就可以解釋我正在獵殺自己的原因了。

  • If- If I didn't have any content,

    好嗎 ? 解釋那有缺陷的邏輯,你不能與事實爭辯。

  • then explain why I'm hunting myself.

    去你的 ! 當你看到你所愛的東西時, 你的眼睛的瞳孔可以擴大超過45%

  • Okay, explain that flawed logic.

    ㄜ...這就只是科學咩。又一次了,停止這些。 噢~(owo) 有Edgar在旁邊變得可愛了。

  • You can't argue with facts. Fff you.

    這是三...?(Pewds指尖陀螺WTF)

  • "The pupil of your eye can expand over 45% when you see something that you love."

    這其實還蠻讚的,我不懂你為什麼沒有做中心點, 不過隨便啦,這很酷,我喜歡,我買單。

  • This is just science. Again.

    (WOW)

  • STOP... Stop this. Ohh, it's so cute with Edgar though.

    那是啥? (嗝~) 那超帥的,屁弟環?

  • What the- (laughs)

    (Wooaaaaahhhhh ahahaha)

  • That's kind of awesome. I don't know why you didn't make the centre point, but whatever, it's cool. I appreciate it. I'd buy it.

    這很有創意,這他媽的超帥的。幹的好 ! Ompalompan幹的好,順帶一提,很酷的名字(XD)

  • WHOA!

    我是龐克所以一定會造反

  • What is that? (burp) That's pretty cool. "PewDieLoop?"

    我是亞洲人所以一定喜歡數學

  • That's creative.

    我把頭髮染奇耙色所以一定是想獲取關注(XDD)

  • That's pretty fucking cool. Well done. Well done, "Ompalompan", great name by the way.

    我是YouTube上最大的頻道所以一定賺了數十億和數百萬

  • "I'm punk, so I must rebel. I'm Asian, so I must like math. I dye my hair crazy colours so I must be looking for- "(laughs)

    數十億和數百萬是我有史以來看過最爛的梗

  • "I'm the biggest channel on YouTube, so I must make billions and millions." (laughs)

    然後因為某種原因,你們一直發這梗。

  • "Billions and millions" is the shittiest meme I've ever seen, and for some reason, you guys keep posting that.

    PewDiePie含功一流

  • "PewDiePie good succ, blond Swedish man gets sucked."

    金髮白人瑞典佬被吹喇叭

  • Okay. Alright.

    嗯嗯 ! 很好很好

  • Great, great.

    非常感謝Pornhub(A片網站)用VIP帳戶敲醒了我

  • Appreciate, uh, PornHub hic- hitting me up, though, with the- the- with the VIP account.

    我的意思是沒事,甚麼事都沒有。(XD)

  • I mean... Nothing, nothing happened.

    古柯鹼、大麻、尊重女性(XDD)

  • "Cocaine, Marijuana, Re-" (laughs)

    每天都要的老兄,尊重女性。

  • Every day, bro! Respecting wamen, bro.

    現在這個很性感的

  • Now, that's just sexy!

    我想我曾做過一個像這樣的縮圖,不過那蠻讚的,

  • I think I did a thumbnail like this once. But that's, uh, that's pretty good.

    我會吃的

  • I would eat it.

    我會拿它在我身上摩擦(LOL)

  • I would, uhh, rub it on my body.

    WOW 這看起來超真的(Pewds好婊)

  • (soft laughter)

    我幾乎無法分辨這是不是假的, 我記得有一次我跟假的Marzia曾有過一個小孩。

  • Wow, it looks so real(!)

    你相信主留在天堂是因為祂害怕自己所創造的東西嗎 ?

  • I-I-I almost can't tell that this isn't the- I remember it, though.

    Hey ! 不要拿Brad來修圖,他不該得到如此迫害。

  • That one time me and fake Marzia had a child together.

    去他的 ! 這是最糟糕的梗了

  • "Do you think God stays in Heaven because he is afraid of what he created?"

    感謝你的製作,不是你,高質量內容。

  • Hey, don't Photoshop Brad, okay? He hasn't deserved it.

    謝謝你 再次感謝你 我有最棒的

  • Fuck this. This is the worst meme.

    (XD)

  • "Thank you for making - not you - quality content-" (laughs)

    YouTube上的觀眾你們實在太善良了

  • Thank you, thank you! I am the nicest.

    我所做的真的值得一個真正地欣賞我且完美的聽眾?

  • Viewers on YouTube, you guys are too kind.

    你是甚麼 ? 死基佬 ?

  • What have I done to deserve such a wonderful audience that truly appreciates me (?)

    (好噁)

  • "What are you, fucking gay?"

    好的,這部影片已經完成了,非常感謝你們大家。

  • Alright, well, this video is done. Thank you guys so much.

    我要去看牙醫了

  • Uh, I got a- I got a- I got uh, dentist appointment.

    (Surprise Motherfucker)

  • That was a joke; I'm still here.

    那是個玩笑,我還在這裡。

  • (laughs)

    (WTF)

  • Nothing like a good old respecting wamen meme.

    沒甚麼比的上一個又棒又久的"尊重女性"梗了。

  • Goddamn it! It's not true, by the way.

    天殺的,順帶一提這不是真的。

  • If it was myself there, then we can talk.

    假如是我自己在那的話,我們可以溝通。

  • "PewDiePie is not original co-"

    PewDiepie不是原創的,他抄襲JacksFilms(Youtuber)

  • WHAT!? No.

    是JacksFilms抄襲我

  • Jacksfilms copied ME.

    每個人都知道這點

  • Everyone knows that. He's ripping off my whole formula, my whole thing- I did YIAY way before Jacksfilms, guys.

    他正在奪取我的整個影片製作方式

  • "Aww, ain't you the cutest lil thing?"

    我所做過的所有事

  • "Is math related to science?"

    我的拍攝方法遠比他來的早

  • "Oh, no. It's retarded." (laughs)

    噢~ 這不是最可愛的小東西嗎 ! (Katy Perry)

  • Oh, Katy Perry. What happened?

    數學跟科學有關嗎 ?

  • "Where can I find myself a relationship li-" oh, o-okay. Yeah, no, it's another Brad-

    噢不 這也太弱智了 (XDDD)

  • We do look very cute in that pictre, not gonna lie.

    哦 Katy Perry搞甚麼?

  • We do look way cuter in that picture than ANY of these other ones. (laughs)

    我能在哪找到一段像Pewds和Marzia的戀情

  • WHOA!

    又是另一個有關Brad的

  • That's fuckin' awesome!

    我們在照片中確實非常的可愛,不需要去說謊

  • Hell yeah!

    我和Brad在那張照片比其他三張來的更可愛 (幫MarziaQQ)

  • I- (belch) I always wanted to eat Jack.

    WoW 那他媽超讚der

  • (belch) Oh man, that`s really cool.

    太狂了

  • (laughs) Fair enough, fair enough.

    (嗝~)

  • Well played, well played.

    我總是想把Jack吃掉,噢 那真是太帥了

  • See? Even if you're shit, you can still make it. You can still make it. There is hope for everyone.

    很公平很公平 幹的好 來看看你是不是狗屎般的糟

  • "Did I spend too much time on this? Yes. Do I regret it? Ye-" No, it's fucking awesome.

    你仍可以做到的,在這裡每個人都有希望的。

  • Hell yeah!

    我是不是花太多時間在這上面 ? 我後悔了嗎 ?

  • Well done. I love it, I look like, um... I like the Edgar in the background, as well. (laughs)

    不 這他媽der太贊了

  • Alright, we're going to the final page, so these best be good, okay?

  • Fuck, maybe I should do a fan art competition.

    做得好 我愛這個 我看起來像一個... 我也喜歡Edgar在背景裡

  • 'Cause these are fuckin' awesome.

    好了 我們要來到最後一頁了 所以這些最好給我很讚 噢幹

  • Very cool. Very nice! Jak się masz (Polish)

    或許我該辦一個粉絲藝術比賽, 因為這些他媽的太棒了阿

  • Um...

    非常酷 非常棒 OK(日文)

  • Absolutely.

    絕對...

  • Beautiful. The anatomy of this wach- whamen is, uh, flawless.

    漂亮

  • Oh, god. What the fuck is this?

    另外一個尊重婦女的梗

  • No, just no.

    完美無瑕

  • Okay? Just no.

    幹 那是三小

  • (laughs) Sweden is my city.

    不 真的不 好嗎 不

  • (laughter)

    瑞典是我的城市 XD

  • "Are you religious?" Me: "The Book of Res-" (laughs)

    她 : 你信宗教嗎?

  • What can I say?

    我 : 尊重婦女之書

  • "The Pugs Awakens."

    我能說甚麼 ?

  • (laughs) I just saw Edgar; so cute~ (more Swedish laughter)

    哈巴的覺醒 ?

  • And Marzia looks amazingly disfigured; well done.

    哈哈 我看到了超可愛的Edgar

  • Uh, really, you really hit the nail on that one.

    然後Marzia看起來奇耙的醜 幹的好

  • "The Pugs Awakens."

    ㄜ.. .真的 你真的抓到那個點了 哈巴覺醒

  • Okay...

    好的

  • Alright...

    嗯嗯

  • GODDAMN IT! (laughs)

    天殺的幹 ~~~~~

  • "He respec, but he also-"

    他尊重,但他也攻擊

  • (weird laughter followed by strange inhale)

    (網友創意無限)

  • (sigh) Well done. That was good. I like that one.

    幹的好 那真的很棒 我喜歡剛才那個

  • WHOA!

    WOW

  • That's fucking awesome!

    那他媽DER超讚的RRR

  • Jesus Christ, that's terrifying.

    Jeusus Christ 那挺嚇人的

  • Why am I so turned on right now?

    為什麼我現在好興奮 ?

  • Uh, excuse me. I have to do something...

    不好意思各位 我必須做一些事

  • Just kidding! I'm still here!

    (WTF)

  • That's fucking awesome. Well done, Goesses.

    只是開個玩笑 我還在這 那他媽的超讚DER啦

  • "I am pregananant." (laughs)

    我踝孕了 (XD)

  • You're retarded-arded. (laughs)

    你好個弱智藝術

  • "But this isn't Photoshopped!" Yes, it is! Okay?

    我給你看我的老二了 請回覆

  • Don't believe the lies of the media... or the Reddit comments.

    但這不是photoshop

  • "Cocaine. Marijuana. Beer. Direspecting-" (laughs) Of course it had to make it back again.

    是的 他是的好嗎?

  • "Pewds gets rekt at SGDQ."

    別相信媒體的謊言(華爾街日報XD) 或者是Reddit(類似台灣PTT)上的留言

  • "I would really prefer if you stopped doing "try not to" challenges." (laughter)

    古柯鹼 大麻 啤酒

  • Aww...

    不尊重婦女 XDD

  • Aww! (laughs)

    當然 必須再讓它出現一次

  • Well done. We-Well use of the shitty source material that I gave you guys.

    Pewds 在"快速破關遊戲馬拉松"(SGDQ)被幹爆了

  • Okay.

    如果你停止做“盡量不要”的挑戰 我會比較喜歡你

  • NO!

    (Pewds心碎)

  • That is wrong; that is factually incorrect.

    幹的好 你們妥善的運用我給你們的那些垃圾資源

  • "Pewds should be in 720p, he never uploads-" (laughs)

    好喔 不~

  • Yeah, that's true; I ha- I still have shitty internet.

    它錯了 這實際上是錯誤的

  • "This person tried to-" (laughs)

    Pewds應該是720p 他從沒上傳1080p的

  • I-I-I... Nothing to fear, that's how you know your phone is safe.

    那是真的 我的網路還是一樣糟

  • (laughs) For fuck's sake.

    這個人想要解鎖你的手機 XDD

  • Seriously?

    我...我沒甚麼好怕的 那就是你知道你手機是安全的

  • (laughs)

    三小啦 認真的嗎 ?

  • That should've been the thumbnail of that video, goddamn it.

    XDDDDDDDDD

  • Alright, so the last one, the top one, goes to MassiveWeebYT

    它其實應該要成為那影片顯示的縮圖 他媽的

  • (laughs)

    好了 所以最後一個也是最好的一個 由MassiveWeebYT呈現

  • "Nice touch in the back-" Oh, come on!

    你看到的VS.她看到的(好歪R這角度XD)

  • "What's her name?" Of course.

    (pewds淫笑)

  • Uh, excuse me. My name is PewDiePie, alright. I'm a little offended that you misgendered me.

    很棒的背景風格(納粹XD)

  • Okay!

    她的名字是 ? 當然R

  • That was it for this week's of

    不好意思 我叫PewDiePie好嗎 ?

  • FRIDAYS WITH PEEEWPIIIE!

    因為你曲解我的性別使我覺得你有點冒犯到我

  • Honestly, I love these. I think these are my favourite weekly videos to do.

    好的 以上就是這個禮拜的 Friday with Pewdieeeeeeeeeeepiee

  • I know everyone's like "Ugh, oh, he's out of ideas!"

    老實說,我很喜歡這些,

  • "Because he asks his fans-" but, I think it's cool.

    我自認為這些是我最愛的每周影片

  • I think it's fun, and uh... I uh...

    大家也都愛

  • Yeah, I don't know. It's not that great, actually, now that I think about it.

    噢 他已經沒點子了,因為他要他的粉絲來做這些,

  • It's the same shit over and over, basically.

    但是我認為這是非常酷的,而且這非常有趣

  • But if you think you have the skills for next week, to make it in the video,

    ㄜ........

  • check out the link in the description.

    我不知道實際上想起來有沒有那麼棒啦

  • Make the most lit song possible.

    基本上就是同樣的狗屁重複又重複

  • And you will make it... to the next level.

    但是下個禮拜如果你認為你有技巧來把這些用入影片中

  • My name is PewDiePie, and this has been Bro Awesome.

    看看底下敘述的連結吧

  • That was so cringe. I don't know where I was going with that.

    盡可能的做一首最耀眼奪目的歌

  • (kisses fist) SISTER FISTER!

    然後

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