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  • Wow! (Pewdz beautiful face enlarged)

    哇!!!

  • Hey, it's Pewdiepie the best youtuber ever I have the most subscribers, so that's how it works. STFU (more face)

    嘿我是PewDiePie!史上最成功及最多訂閱者的YouTuber。就是這樣啦不爽B嘴

  • Today we're going to talk about streaming (wait for it...)

    我們今天的主題是實況

  • streaming "fails" (wheeze)

    實況中的"失誤"

  • The thing that I love about uhhh

    我很喜歡的這個,額

  • stream fails

    實況失誤

  • Specifically is because it doesn't matter if it's one frame

    特別是因為,他們不只是一瞬間的失誤

  • Okay, one frame you fuck up it's on the internet forever, and you're going to get shit for it

    這一瞬間的失誤會在網路上永遠流傳 而你也會因此遇到很多狗屎事

  • now I have never made that mistake before I would never be that fucking stupid

    至今我還未曾犯過這些錯誤,我還沒那麼笨

  • * pewds being disgusting *

    *嗝*

  • that I would do something dumb like

    笨到做出像是......

  • accidentally showing my porn history in a video

    意外地在影片中秀出我的A片瀏覽紀錄

  • Mission failed!!

    *任務失敗*

  • First one. I love this video. I love this video so much. It's one of my favorite. It's this fucking

    來看第一個。 我好愛好愛這支影片,是我最喜歡的一個。

  • streamer who gets caught for

    這位該死的實況主,被抓到正在使用透視外掛 跟其他的外掛

  • Using Wallhack and some other hacks as she said playing with a hack without knowing that

    她的說法是並不知道有在使用外掛

  • the stream actually sees her using the hack

    但是影片秀出了她在使用的過程

  • Pewds: and let's just watch. Girl: Stop shooting. P: Oh wow okay. What is that?

    P:讓我們來看看 女:不要再射我啦!!!! P:哇,好喔這是什麼呢?

  • You motherfucker (what a dumbass)

    女:你這王八!

  • *Watches a fellow sister fister play*

    女:你這王八!

  • She's not actually hacking. She's just so good at the game that she can automatically see the health bar and through Walls

    她其實沒在開掛啦。她只是太會玩這遊戲所以能自動的 透視並看到別人的血條

  • this is

  • Women for you, they are so good at games

    這就是女人啦...她們玩遊戲超強的...

  • They can't help it

    P:這也沒辦法 女:啊啊啊殺小啊我剛剛幹嘛換彈啊

  • *girl screaming* WHY DID I RELOAD WTF

    沒錯。你幹嘛換彈?我想這才是問題所在

  • That's right. Why did you reload that was the issue there? I think I don't man

    非常的謝謝你,歡迎收看"餃子帝國", 我是Miss Q Gemini

  • Thank you very much, though welcome to the Dumpling Empire

    "餃子帝國",我的一個... 要批評這個鏡頭對我來說真的很痛苦

  • my name is Miss Q gemini. The dumpling empire, one of my -it really hurts for me to break down this footage because I

    因為我曾經也是餃子帝國的一份子。

  • Myself used to be part of the dumpling empire (no way)

    P:餃子帝國是我待過的最喜歡的帝國了*假掰* 女:我們試著不要成為嫩逼

  • My favorite Empire to be part of the dumpling empire we're trying to not be a noob (are you fucking retarted)

    "我們試著不要成為嫩逼"

  • We're trying to not be a noob

    所以開外掛!!!

  • by using wall hacks

    還自嘲咧! "窩在試著不要成為嫩逼雖然目前看起來我玩得挺好的。"

  • The self-deprecation, I am trying not to be a noob even though I am kind of good at this game

    因為你她媽的用外掛啊婊子!!!!

  • because you are using fucking wall hack.

    為了從人們那裡得到抖內你會有多不誠實?

  • How dishonest can you be at collecting donations?

    00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,280 而同時,你還玩遊戲作弊

  • from people

    我超討厭有人玩遊戲作弊的因為... 好吧我先收回前一句話

  • Simultaneously, just fucking cheating up the game

    如果你只是想這樣搞某人我會尊重你 像是你想讓對方失落惱怒之類的我還能理解

  • It's so annoying to me when people cheat in games because okay, okay. You know what I'll take that back

    但是為了假裝自己超屌而作弊就完全只有蠢字可言。 超難堪的好嗎

  • I sort of respect cheating in games if you just want to fuck people over you know want to upset them piss them off I

    我沒辦法再繼續跟餃子帝國站同邊了

  • Can sort of understand that but when you just cheat to pretend that you're good that's just fucking stupid. Oh, that's just cringey man

    00:02:40,580 --> 00:02:47,480 但是我最喜歡的部分是當她發現自己被抓到後 她開始把一切都怪到她朋友身上

  • I can't I can't stand beside the dumpling army any longer for that.

    00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,100 看看她的臉。喔!

  • But my favourite bit is when she realized she got caught and she tried to blame it off her friend. (how stupid can you get)

    女:大伙們,你們玩CSGO有遇到個奇怪的BUG嗎? P: *假掰聲* YO你們在CSGO有遇過這個BUGㄇ??

  • Look at her face. Oh

    你能穿牆透視兩個回合還不跟人家坦白

  • G: Yo, you guys ever get that weird glitch in CSGO. (Pewds mocking): Yo, you guys ever get that weird glitch in CSGO.

    P:當下你都做了什麼呢?? 女:她會顯示你的等級,顯示了所有人的等級

  • Where you see through the walls for two fucking rounds, and then don't acknowledge it

    P:喔他會顯示所有人的等級喔

  • But then all the sudden you're stupid, where it shows your rank, it shows everyone's rank.

    P:某天你玩的時候

  • P: Oh, it shows everyone's rank. G: I played the other day. P: uh-huh G: I played the other day with

    女:然後突然間他的就會顯示然後我的也會顯示了

  • You played the other day

    女:我不-我不知道發生什麼事 P:這一定是某些電腦病毒自動下載然後你就可以透視了!

  • I don't know what it must have been some sort of computer virus that installed itself and then you just didn't see it.

    女:好奇怪 P:對啊好奇怪,真奇怪喔

  • That's weird, that is weird.

    女: 齁等等!殺小啊!? P: *模仿* 殺小啊?

  • Wait, what the fuck? Oh what the fuck okay? Well? What's the excuse number two please tell me Clara Clara?

    好了 二號藉口是什麼呢? 請告訴我吧 女:Clara?!

  • Fucking Clara I've been telling you guys about her for so long fucking Clara cannot be trusted

    P:Clara *笑*

  • What does she do hold on Clara give me one second all right? Where is this?

    他馬的Clara 我已經聽你們講她好久了 看來他馬的Clara無法信任喔

  • How do I close this yo Rock I need some help because I don't know what I'm looking at right now.

    她到底做了什麼? 女:等等Clara,等我一下 P:好喔

  • What the fuck is that, hello?

    女:這是哪?我要怎麼關掉這個? 呦Rock 我需要幫忙因為我不知道我現在在看什麼

  • I need to text my friend Clara right now. She was at my house the other day. What the actual fuck?

    那是殺小 哈囉???

  • I love the top comment under this video Clara. Sorry

    我需要傳簡訊問一下我朋友Clara 她今天稍早還在我家的 現在到底是衝殺小?

  • Yo Rock, do you remember do you remember when fucking Clara got the fucking VAC ban? I'm going to kill this girl.

    我喜歡影片頂置的留言 Clara:"抱歉"

  • She promised me. [some dumb excuses]

    *笑*

  • She was here today, and I was watching her

    呦Rock 你-你還記得踏馬的Clara是什麼時候 被 VAC ban嗎?我要把這女的殺了

  • Why the fuck why the fuck this is what happens when you let people use your PC. Can't trust them alright

    她跟我保證他不會在電腦上用的 我玩完了

  • That's such so mean to Clara like this fucking girl.

    她今天還在這裡,我明明也看著她

  • It's so fucking.. oh my God

    他馬的為什麼-他馬的為什麼?! 這就是你讓人用你電腦會發生的事 真的不能相信他們。

  • So one of my nightmares with streaming is that you would accidentally leave the stream on, and then you do something horrible

    這樣-這樣真的對 Clara好壞喔 還有這個女的

  • Something you're not supposed to do, something not Christian

    女:我想呃---我想就這樣了 我要呃-- P:這太他馬--喔買尬

  • and everyone sees it, but this girl clearly

    女:我現在要登出了

  • fakes it, that's the case and it's so fucking obvious when you look it look at it. Yeah, I think

    所以直播中的其中一個噩夢就是你會突然跳出直播畫面 然後你做的一些可怕事情

  • I think this is it I'm going

    某些你不該做的事

  • yeah, I think this is it I am going to go away now, to uh

    然後呃 大家都會看到,但這女的很明顯就是

  • I'm going to log off now and

    在裝傻 。當你看到時就是那-那-那 就是那麼明顯 女:但 對啊,我想呃------

  • Have a nicely.. have a good night's sleep

    我想就這樣了,我要--

  • I am going to go away. I am going to have a nice sleepy and nothing else

    P: *模仿* 好的,我想就這樣了!我要離開了

  • I will go and sleep

    女:去呃--

  • No, not continue streaming, and no masturbating yeah, you guys

    我現在要登出了然後

  • Yeah, wait. I just realized this video

    *pewds笑翻*

  • Got age-restricted so that means if I show what's about to happen

    去睡個好覺

  • My video will be age restricted and fuck that you can look it up yourself. She comes back. She plays her fiddle

    P: *模仿* 我要離開了! 我要去睡個好覺然後我什麼都不做

  • Okay, but it's not only the women of course we're going this is also a classic

    就是離開 然後去睡搞搞了

  • This one didn't get age-restricted though

    (*´д`)~♥

  • It's just funny when he when when guys does it, what is up everyone?

    什麼都不做ㄌ! 不繼續直播,然後不自慰了! 女: 有空的話,希望呃,你們大家

  • Hello, hello and welcome all

    也還會在這--

  • cameras on

    對 P:等等我剛剛才意識到這影片

  • cue the Seinfeld

    有年齡限制欸 所以代表說如果我秀出等等要發生的事

  • hahaha

    我的影片也會被標年齡限制然後就糟了,你可以自己看 她就是回來 拉她的小提琴

  • Oh the cameras how long have you been watching did you see all of that?

    好喔,呃但這也不是唯一的女的 我們繼-*笑* 這也是個經典

  • But you know streaming isn't that bad it's not like actually bad things happen, wait home invasion caught on twitch

    這個沒被設年齡限制啦 這是呃--

  • What where do people live, Jesus Christ.

    只是很有趣當他在-當-當人們這樣做 男:大家怎麼樣啊?

  • Jesus, oh my god

    哈囉,哈囉 歡迎 *像豬叫的吸氣*

  • This music is fucking awesome

    喔相機開了啊

  • Anyone know what song this is?

    *笑*

  • really like this tune (it's pretty nice)

    巴勒貝貝貝 引用自歡樂單身派對的

  • Really good

    *笑*

  • I'm joking I hope she's okay. I think she is I she made a video about it afterwards at the time

    *模仿* 喔相機開著!你看多久了?你全看到了嗎?

  • I didn't know what was going on. They were supposed to go to someone else like their targets. They were probably after a youtuber

    但你知道,直播也沒那麼壞啦 也其實沒那麼多爛事發生 等等,【直播中有人入侵家門】?

  • They make more money. I have a gun right now, that was actually really close.

    啥啊?人們都住在哪啊?老天鵝喔

  • And our car speeds off a car

    女:喔!什麼啊?

  • Just sped off, I think my neighbors [inaudible]

    00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:49,280 老天鵝 喔買尬

  • Let me go check actually hold on I might need to grab a gun just in case but I think it's a drug

    這音樂真他馬的讚欸

  • They see where my knife at you. We get it just

    有人知道這是什麼歌嗎?

  • A drive-by no big deal.

    真的很愛這個調欸

  • This this clip kind of annoys me

    超棒的 (pewds人家都亮槍了啦)

  • Maybe because I don't I don't know exactly what is happening, but there's some drive-by hear some gunshots

    我開玩笑的我希望她沒事啦 不過她一定沒事 她之後還做了個影片呢 女:在那個時候-----

  • And he's like let me just get my knife let me just get my gun

    我不知道發生什麼事。 他們應該是去別人那裡的 像他們的目標

  • Has this nibba not heard of swatting, okay police comes in and you have a gun you're gonna get fucking shot

    他們可能覺得一個youtuber

  • That seems like a terrible idea to have a gun next to you when you fucking stream

    會賺比較多錢 男:我現在有槍,其實那真的非常接近了

  • Right am I the only one thinking like this, so there's this audio clip

    然後有車飆過去了 一台車

  • That sounds exactly like someone is knocking on your door if you have headphones on it will trick you

    剛剛飆過去 我覺得我的鄰居被座車槍殺了欸....你知道

  • 100% so it knocks here, and then you'll obviously be like this

    讓我-讓我去確認下。等等,我可能要拿把槍以防萬一 但我覺得只是有人被座車槍殺

  • and then it goes in this ear a little less it really sounds like something is coming from there like it sounds super real and

    還是拿刀好了 讓我拿把刀

  • Some people send these to streamers, and it tricks them and the reaction is just fucking hilarious

    其他人:我想只是座車槍殺案吧 沒什麼大不了的啦

  • It sounds real good, and then they just fucking hide

    這-這片段有點惹惱我

  • But never this big guy, just grabs a gun in his truck if I had a gun next to me

    可能因為我沒-我沒搞清楚到底發生什麼 但有座車槍殺案,聽到點槍聲

  • I throw in the fuck away, I'm like. I'm not that's not mine

    然後他就像:"'讓我拿把刀,讓我拿把槍"

  • Look, how can you wear the wrong do have guns fuck man?

    這白癡沒聽過報假警嗎?好,然後警察來了 看到你有槍你就被他馬射死了好嗎

  • Do you want to get shot? I don't get it man. Oh

    當你在他馬實況的時候 身邊有把槍好像真的不是什麼好主意喔

  • Man, is that you got you son of a bitch. Oh, you got me

    *口吃*

  • fucked

    對吧?難道只有我這樣想嗎? 所以這有個音檔片段

  • Look at it. You could've got next to him dude. You're destroyed man

    那個聲音就像有人在敲門 如果你有戴上耳機它

  • You can't do that with her fucking huh? I don't know why bothers me

    100%就會這樣 所以如果敲這邊,你就會直接看向那裡

  • Did you not see what happened to this dude at 11:07 on your side?

    聲音進入這耳的聲音也會變小。 所以真的會聽起來像有東西在靠近,聽起來也會很真實

  • Exclusive a shot between the eyes, and I mistaken police response. It's an alarming new Crime trend in our area

    有些人就會告訴實況主然後耍他們 *笑* 他們的反應真的好笑到靠北

  • Jesus Christ man why do I have to tell people to do it right? Oh my God this fucking thing, okay?

    *敲敲*

  • Let's finish for this one. This is probably one of my favorite

    聽起來很真啊

  • Because it's so confusing

    其他人:老天啊! 他們就這樣他馬躲起來了

  • so this streamer

    P:但這傢伙,直接就抓起槍了-*語無倫次* 如果我身邊有把槍

  • I think the context here is that she was playing dark souls which you can tell here by the giant window of Gameplay and

    我就會給他丟遠遠,我會,我不-那不是我的!!!!!!

  • She was getting drunk but for some reason and I can't what I want to know why cuz I don't understand what she decided to

    看,多麼-為啥每個人就直接抓槍了? 靠腰喔,老兄!

  • stream herself

    你想要被射死ㄇ? 我不懂啊,老兄

  • walking up the stairs in

    其他人:喔,他死了 實況主:你們--喔你這小婊子 P: * 模仿* 喔,你整到我了

  • in crutches

    *笑*

  • Now

    三小啊

  • Here's the thing about that that I don't understand

    看看這個 他旁邊就有槍啊! 老兄你是個實況主欸!!!!!

  • first of all seeing a girl walking up the stairs this

    你不能就那樣他馬的--*笑* *嘆* 我不知道為什麼我會生氣

  • It's not that attractive, okay

    你沒看見這老兄發生什麼事嗎?

  • It's not like I'm always like oh my fucking God

    射到眼睛中央啦 新聞: 這是起報假警的案件! 是在我們區域緊急的新犯罪趨勢!

  • I can see a little better angle of that ass, like it's not that great, okay

    老天鵝啊老兄 為什麼我必須這樣告訴人們 喔買尬這他馬的事

  • I understand the whole thing that they figured out that they can do on twitch where they like have a whiteboard and they

    我們用這個結束吧 大概是其中一個我最喜歡的

  • Bend over, they're like

    *笑* 因為很讓人困惑啊

  • Can sort of understand that but just walking up the stairs that is not attractive, okay? It's not sexy

    所以 這個實況主

  • but the thing is

    我想情節是她在玩黑暗靈魂 可以在這個大視窗看到遊戲畫面,然後

  • She just doesn't walk up stairs. She walk up the stairs in fucking crutches. That's like. It's not sexy

    她是醉了 但因為某些原因,我無法--我想知道為什麼 因為我不曉得為什麼 她決定要

  • You look like a fucking retard. What are you doing? Why is she doing this?

    實況她自己

  • If I came into this stream now, I'd be like is that a girl in special needs like what's wrong with her?

    走上樓梯

  • Is she trying to show what a struggle it is to walk up the stairs when a ... is a handicap

    用拐杖

  • Is that what this is about?

    現在 我不懂的事來了 *笑*

  • How does the thought go I'm going to put a camera here?

    首先,看一個女孩上樓梯

  • So that people live can watch me walk up the stairs in crutches now. How does that make any sense?

    沒那麼吸引人 好嗎?

  • I don't understand. I'm so confused

    不會好像我隨時"喔他馬的老天鵝喔"

  • but then it keeps going

    "我可以從好一點的角度看到那屁屁" 不會那麼棒好嗎?

  • Because her boyfriend, sodapoppin bless his soul

    我理解他們想出來可在Twitch做的整件事就像 拿著白板然後

  • Yes, it's this fake it feels like I'm watching a big brother reality show some shit, but I'm well entertained

    彎腰像這樣:

  • I hope I hope it is. He comes in super pissed about this

    *高音* "喔讓我把它放在這兒"

  • Walking up these steps your ass

    我有點可以理解,但實況上樓梯?一點也不吸引人好嗎? 一點也不性感,但事情是---*笑*

  • "How was I supposed to know that" well, I hope they worked it through

    她不只走上樓梯 她用著拐杖上樓梯 那就像--*笑* 一點都不性感

  • I hope they got through whatever the fuck that was because that can't be fun to have life, but anyway

    看起來很像智障 你洗勒衝啥? 為什麼他要這樣做? *笑*

  • That's just some of my favorite streaming moments. I had plenty more but I think we're out of time

    如果我在現場,我一定會這樣想 "那女的是有啥特殊需求嗎?她是有什麼毛病?"

  • We're not really out of time, but we hit the 10-minute mark

    "她是想表示有障礙的情況下走上樓梯是件難事嗎?"

  • So you know it's time for me to go and then fuck off and play some pub G anyway

    這是她要表達的嗎?

  • Thank you guys for watching leave a like and sister fister and all that shit. I'll see you tomorrow with another video

    到底是為什麼會想說 "我要在這裡放個相機"

  • Sister Fister©

    "然後線上的人就可以看我用拐杖爬樓梯" 那-那怎麼會符合邏輯啊

Wow! (Pewdz beautiful face enlarged)

哇!!!

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