Look what I found on sale at the store!

These light up Christmas necklaces!

They're only $1.99 for five!

Can you believe that unbelievable bargain?

I mean, I want to.

Well, I think it's a sign that this is the year!

The year of Belcher family Christmas caroling!

Ooh!

Oh no.

Ugh, caroling?

Mom, we've had this talk.

We're just not those kind of people.

I mean, those people get their clothes dry cleaned,

they floss--

You know, honkies.

Well, count this honky in!

That's the spirit.

Come on, guys.

We'll go out to the suburbs to a nice street with pretty lights

where people will give us hot cocoa and cider

with real cinnamon in it!

Wait.

Hot cocoa?

La vida mocha?

I call it naughty mud.

I just call it hot cocoa.

I didn't know we had cool names for it.

And people will want to join us,

and our group will get bigger and bigger,

until it's Hands Across America singing

carols and saving mankind!

Oh, Amity the albino polar bear cub!

He's on the news again!

Turn it up, damn it!

REPORTER: Amity, the albino polar bear cub born at the Bog

Harbor Zoo only a few days ago is being

called a Christmas bear-icle.

Aww!

Amity makes non-albino polar bear

cubs look like a sick joke!

Ugh, he's so cute, it disgusts me.

Oh, Christmas bear-icle.

I just got it.