字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 I'm 81 years of age and have almost a billion citizens. I've been in office 62 years making me the longest-serving monarch in history. [snoring] Have we finished? Abdul, you will travel to England to the Royal household. You will present the Queen with a ceremonial coin. Whatever you do, you must not look at her majesty. There is a famine in India. Prime minister, you really are terribly depressing. Yes. Jelly, Your Majesty. I certainly feel a great deal better. She has requested Mr. Karim be her personal footman. How do you like your Scottish costumes? They're very scratchy. Everything in Scotland is scratchy. What can they be talking about? What is a mango? The Queen of fruit. I would like a mango. They only grow in India. Well, I'm Empress of India. So have one sent. No one really knows what it's like to be Queen. Mother! Are you spying on me? Everyone I've loved has died and I just go on... and on... What is the point? Service, Your Majesty. We are here for a greater purpose. You are a servant no longer. You will teach me Urdu and the Koran You have upset the order of everything. Drop this indian peasant or we will have you certified insane!!! Treason!!! Treason... I am cantankerous, greedy, fat, I'm perhaps disagreeably attached to power, but I am anything but insane. I am Queen of England. Empress of India. Abdul has risen on his own merits. Now, he is my friend. I haven't been as happy as this for years. I'm a little surprised. What is it? A mango, your majesty. It's off. Sir Henry, this mango is off.