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  • (upbeat music)

  • - Mr. Trapp,

  • I wanna let you know, we've done everything we can,

  • but your phone is dying.

  • - What? No.

  • No, he had a full charge three hours ago.

  • - I'm afraid he's at 20%.

  • A condition known in the medical community as,

  • like basically dead already.

  • - Can I see him?

  • Oh no!

  • Oh my god, I knew I shouldn't have left my charger at home.

  • Oh, you're weirdly hot!

  • Oh this is all my fault.

  • - Oh no, don't say that.

  • - What is, it is.

  • I had Twitter open,

  • I was taking all those pictures

  • of cute dogs I saw on the street.

  • I'm not even gonna look at the pictures.

  • I don't know why I was taking 'em!

  • - I'm your phone.

  • I'm always gonna be here for that kinda dumb stuff.

  • (coughs loudly)

  • - I hate to see him like this.

  • Can we plug him in please?

  • Can we get a charger in here please?

  • Can someone get a charger in here? (yelling)

  • - Mr. Trapp, your phone is very old.

  • The only charger we have that would even work

  • belongs to Todd, in accounting.

  • - Okay, let's get it!

  • - I'm afraid Todd was super weird about loaning it out.

  • - I understand.

  • How much time does he have?

  • - It's hard to say.

  • With a phone that's at 20%, they can have a happy,

  • healthy life for another two, three, five hours,

  • but sometimes it'll do this thing

  • where it just jumps from 20% to one.

  • Instantly, for no reason.

  • - Why?

  • Why would they do that?

  • - We don't know.

  • It's what doctors call, Very Annoying.

  • - Is there something we can do?

  • Can we do that thing where we,

  • close out apps by swiping 'em away?

  • - That doesn't actually help the battery.

  • - Really?

  • - I'll check.

  • - No phone, c'mon.

  • - No phone. Save your strength.

  • - I'm a phone.

  • This is what I do! (yells)

  • (coughing)

  • - There are a few things we can do to prolong his life.

  • - Yes, anything. Yes.

  • - We can put him on airplane mode.

  • - That sounds great.

  • We're gonna put you on airplane mode okay, phone?

  • Everything's gonna be okay.

  • - Airplane mode, no!

  • - It's the only way that we can keep you living.

  • - No, I said!

  • I'm a phone.

  • What kinda life is that?

  • I won't be able to use any of my apps, not even blutooth.

  • What's the point of even being on?

  • (coughs)

  • - There's gotta be something we can do.

  • Can we put him in rice?

  • Let's put him in rice! (yells)

  • C'mon, let's get a big bag of rice in here! (yelling)

  • Just throw him in! (yelling)

  • - That's for water damage and even then,

  • does that really work?

  • - I'll check.

  • - No, Mr. Phone, save your strength.

  • I know what I'm talking about, it's rice.

  • Not magic.

  • - Oh my god.

  • (sad music)

  • I just thought we had more time, you know?

  • God, there's so much I wanted to do,

  • so much I wanted to ask you.

  • - You know, you can ask me anything.

  • - How old is Goofy's son supposed to be in the Goofy Movie?

  • I've been arguing with Katie,

  • I just have to know.

  • (beeping)

  • (gasping)

  • - 40.

  • (gasping)

  • He's 14,

  • years old.

  • (coughs)

  • - Phone?

  • Phone?

  • (beeping)

  • - He was a good phone.

  • - Nah, he was a piece of shit.

  • (phone rings)

  • - I'm so sorry, I have to take this.

  • Hello Dr. Fredericks.

  • - Hello?

  • - Hi, it's Mike Trapp from College Humor.

  • Click here to subscribe,

  • click here for more fun things,

  • and send help to keep me from sinking.

  • Please,

  • please help. Please help.

(upbeat music)

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