Thanks.

I put on spandex once.

I could get it off for a week.

Uh huh.

Went to the ER.

The doctor said if I was even five minutes later,

I would have lost a foot.

That was a fun Easter.

There you go.

Sorry for the wait.

Hey, can we get another round of beer, too?

And more fries, like a buttload.

Yup.

That will just be a minute.

I'm by myself right now, I mean, my wife should be here.

I have a wife, she's just not here.

She's real though.

This is making me sound like I don't have a wife.

He does, he definitely does.

And I do too.

Teddy, stop it.

Yeah, her name is Karen McGillicuddy.

Oh god.

Hi, have a seat.

I'll be right with you.

Where is Linda.

Oh God, help me.

Teddy, I could actually use a hand.

Yeah, you won't regret this.

You will not regret it.

Oh boy.

Oh boy.

I am in.

I am ready.

Give me a think to put on.

Right?

Oh, use Linda's.

OK.

I'm already regretting this.

But I think you have to take the orders while I make everything.

I will not let you down, Bobby.

Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers.

My name's Teddy and I'll be your server today.

Can I start you with some appetizers?

Any dietary restrictions I should know

about before we get going here? - Teddy.

Teddy.

Too much?

- Yes, dial it back. - I'll try.

Any birthdays?

Anyone celebrating a birthday?