Benedict Cumberbatch met a feminist lumberjack.

班尼迪克·康柏拜區碰見一個兩性平等主義的伐木工

Benedict Cumberbatch met a feminist...

班尼迪克·康柏拜區碰見一個兩性平等主義...

Oh, hello!

噢，哈囉！

[clears throat]

(清嗓子)

You caught me doing my standard

被你發現我在做我平常都會做的

vocal warm-up exercises.

開嗓練習

Actually, I'm glad you're here

其實，我很開心你點進來了

because I've got a question for you.

因為我有個問題要問你

Yes, you.

沒錯，就是你

You who aren't paying attention.

你這個不專心的傢伙

Pay attention.

注意聽好

I suppose I should explain.

我想我應該說明一下

I am Benedict Cumberbatch, actor,

我是班尼迪克·康柏拜區，一個演員

and I'm teaming up with Omaze

我現在正與 Omaze 合作

to fly you and a friend out to Los Angeles

邀請你與朋友飛來洛杉磯

to attend the world premiere of my next student film,

來參加我下一部電影的全球首映場

[movie trailer voice]: Avengers: Infinity War!

(電影預告式腔調)：復仇者聯盟 3：無限之戰

Which, for those of you who don't speak American accents,

為了不會說美國腔的你

is Avengers: Infinity War.

復仇者聯盟 3：無限之戰

And seeing as, well, we'll be in LA at the same time,

就當做，噢，我到時也會在洛杉磯

it's the perfect opportunity for us to meet

這是我們見面的絕佳機會

for tea and delightful conversation.

可以一起喝杯茶，有個愉快的談話

"What will it be like to have tea with an actor?" you ask.

「跟一個演員喝茶聊天會是什麼樣的光景？」你如果這麼想

Well, I've prepared a short monologue for you

我準備了個獨角戲要給你看看

that should make things quite clear.

應該會讓你有點眉目

And go, actor.

來吧，開演

I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

我是個小茶壺，又矮又胖

This is my handle, and this is my spout.

這是我的握把，這是我的壺嘴

When I get all steamed up, hear me shout,

當我體內的水沸騰，聽到我的呼喊

“Tip me over and pour me out.”

「將我提起、傾斜，將我掏空。」

Release,

收工

and I'm back. Hi.

我回來了，嗨

It'll be exactly like that.

就像這樣

But the best part of this is that every donation

但最棒的部份是所有的捐款

benefits The GEANCO Foundation.

會用來幫助援助非洲基金會

Their mission is to save and transform

他們的任務是拯救並改善

the lives of the poor and vulnerable in Africa,

非洲的貧困與弱勢家庭

and they're a charity very dear to my heart.

且他們是相當深得我心的慈善團體

So for your chance to help with that great cause,

所以這是你為這個遠大目標貢獻一己之力的機會

to have tea with me

跟我喝杯茶

and to win two, not one, but two tickets

並且獲得兩張，不是一張，是兩張票

to the premiere of Avengers: Infinity War,

可以去復仇者聯盟 3：無限之戰的首映會

click the link, or go to omaze.com/benedict.

點擊這個連結，或是到 omaze.com/benedict

Benedict.

班尼迪克

Just once. I was saying that for clarity.

再念一次以免沒聽清楚

Now, if you'll excuse me,

現在，如果你容許的話

I have a little bit more work to do on my warm- up, so...

我的開嗓練習還有很多要做的

Benedict Cumberbatch.

班尼迪克·康柏拜區

Benedict Cumberbatch.

班尼迪克·康柏拜區

Benedict Cumberbatch broke a delicate luggage rack.

班尼迪克·康柏拜區弄壞了一個精緻的行李架

Benedict Cumberbatch broke a delicate luggage rack.

班尼迪克·康柏拜區弄壞了一個精緻的行李架

Benedict Cumberbatch broke a delicate luggage rack.

班尼迪克·康柏拜區弄壞了一個精緻的行李架

See you in LA.

我們洛杉磯見