I can be an actual YouTuber.

我終於能當真正的Youtuber了

Uh,

嗯，我的第一部影片要做..

for my first video,

把遊戲放在這裡，然後放一點笑話

I'm gonna do-

我要抓到你囉，猴子！

uh,

我是驢子，猴子！

let's put the game in there, and add some jokes.

哇，他們還挺喜歡我的影片的，除了威爾森

I'm gonna catch you, monkey!

他說：「如果這貨算是Youtuber， 那我就是蝙蝠俠了！剪輯地有夠爛」

I'm a Dunkey, Monkey!

好吧，威爾森...

Wow,

喔幹，我媽來了，不！

they actually like my video.

我得顧好在校成績，好讓媽媽開心

Except for Wilson.

噗，說笑的啦

He says, "If this person is a Youtuber, I'm Batman!

我們來玩大猩猩足球2，聽起來不錯

Awful editing."

哦，巨人聯盟，我決定要做這個遊戲的影片了

Well, Wilson-

要成為一位知名的Youtuber，我必須做個 突破性的影片來吸引觀眾的注意

OH SHIT

所以我要做一個《巨人聯盟：釣女生妙招》

it's my mom! Oh no!

我真天才

I'll have to perform better at school to make Momma happy.

哦！哇嗚，哦！

Pffft, haha, just kidding guys. Let's play Gorilla Soccer 2. That sounds like a fun one-

哦！老天，太神啦！

Ooh, League of Giants, here, I'll make a video for that!

我是百萬富翁囉！我又再一次成為百萬富翁了寶貝！

To become a famous YouTuber, I have to make a breakthrough video to get the people's attention on me.

我...我總共賺了兩美金又五分

So I'll make a guide to find girls on League of Giants.

我是百萬富翁了！

It's genius-

我要趁勝追擊，這次來做個《巨人聯盟：飛斯精華》

Ooh! ah! oh!

我是歡樂飛斯，還差得遠呢寶貝！

*chicken clucking*

我現在是歡樂提摩了

Oh my god. They lo- it's amazing!

還差得遠呢

I'm a millionaire! I'm a fuckin' millionaire once again, baby! Hahahaha! I'm a f-

我要換遊戲玩了，《絕妙的城堡西洋棋》

I made two dollars and five cents off of that. I'm a millionaire.

其實就是那個揚名國內外的...西洋棋2

I gotta follow this up, I gotta make one called, "Funny Fezz", heheheh, cuz ya-

哦嗚...我是城堡，我有個將軍會面要參加

I'm Funny Fezz! Not even close, baby!

還差得遠呢，將軍！

*assorted money sounds*

（總觀看次數：２） 噢不...

I'm Funny Teemo, now. Not even close, Teemo.

看樣子我的粉絲好像只想看我玩巨人聯盟...

*even more assorted money sounds*

他們不是很滿意我的西洋棋影片

Oooh, I'm gonna switch it up on 'em.

不過我已經玩夠了巨人聯盟

Castle Of Chess In The Hood.

你知道的，我已經玩透徹了

Or, as it's known overseas, simply as Chess 2.

我要來玩新遊戲了

Oooh, I'm a rook, I'm going' in for the checkmate-

《絕對午力》

Oooh. Not even close, checkers.

我想是時候放上我新的開場音樂了

*crickets* Aw, no.

♪電玩~電玩♪

Uh,

\驢子♪/

It's looking like my fans only really wanna see me play League of Giants.

♪電玩~電玩♪

Uh, they're not very happy with this chess video.

♪電玩~電玩♪

Ah, but I'm done with League of Giants.

砰！這是個超猛的爆頭！

Y'know, I've- I've... I've told 'em that.

00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,580 然後！它是另一個傑作啦！

I've got a new game, though.

我就知道這部影片會成為經典！

Counter Streak.

我又成為百萬富翁啦！

I think It's about time I pull out the all new musical intro.

不好意思，不好意思，百萬富翁要經過這裡了

*ba da tss*

沒錯，我是遊戲驢子，史上最...

Videogame, Videogame...

好了，你也爽夠了

*funky bass*

快走開，沒人認得你

Dunkey!

沒人認得我，哼？

Videogame, Videogame...

遊戲驢子？

*just a touch of funky bass*

下一部影片，我要創造歷史

Deep Sultry Voice: Ooo, yeah.

猶太蟲蟲

*Ba da da da!*

這會是我最棒的影片

Videogame, Videogame...

首先，我先放上開場白

*a hint of funky bass*

然後，我再用哲學的方式來評論遊戲

*hot sax*

好了！最後，我再用Nyan貓來轉移話題

BANG!

各位先生女士，傑作誕生了

Oooh, that's a big headshot!

黑人蟲？猶太蟲？

Aaaaand it's another

在外太空，種族算什麼？

*chicken clucking* masterpiece for the books!

老

I knew that video was gonna be a classic!

老天

I'm a millionaire once again!

老天爺

Excuse me, excuse me, millionaire coming through.

這是世上最棒的傑作啦！

Yes, I am videogamedunkey, the all time-

我他媽的要變百萬富翁啦！我是百萬富翁啦！

Okay, that's enough posing, you can come out, nobody knows you.

歡迎各位來到我在紐約新買的公寓

Nobody knows me, huh?

在這裡，我，遊戲驢子

Videogamedunkey?

在這裡製作知名的Youtube影片

With this new game,

你他媽的在跟我開玩笑?

I'm gonna make history.

我一個月才賺1300美金?

Jewish Worm.

來算一下我能不能擠出這個數字

This is gonna be my best video.

呃...一年租約...

First, I start with the intro.

呃...好吧，媽的！

Then,

哦謝天謝地，「威軟」想請我拍贊助廣告

I hit you with the philosophical comment.

好，我接下了...畢竟我缺錢

Okay?

噢，他們沒付我錢

Then,

呃，原來這遊戲這麼還原現實啊

I segway that,

讓我有點身心受挫

into a nyan cat.

然後...版權聲明來了

Ladies and gentlemen,

好吧，所以....

a masterpiece, is made.

哦，這樣就解決了？

*RARE style intro*

好吧，這遊戲真的有夠不真實的

A black worm? A Jewish worm? What's the difference,

「驢子，我願意給你30美金， 只要你給我一件你衣櫃裡的兄弟拳T恤就好。」

In outer space?

聽好了，雞掰人

*nyan cat interlude*

也許我有6萬美元的債務纏身

OOOH MY GAHD!

但如果你這廢物以為我會給你我的兄弟拳T恤

*chicken clucking* It's the biggest masterpiece in the world!

你就大錯特錯了

I'm a fucking millionare!

我會擺脫這筆債務的

I'm a millionai-

我要用最艱辛的方式來解決——創造傑作

Welcome, everybody to my New York City penthouse.

看好了：法克羅尼宮殿

where I, videogamedunkey,

太好了！是一部傑作！

make my famous YouTube videos.

狗屎男孩3D

Are you fucking kidding me?

啊哦，另一部傑作問世

All I make is 13 hundred a month?

甲甲菲比大戰霍克．霍肯

Let me crunch the numbers on this...

老天！我怎麼會想出這麼猛的東西！

Uh,

終於，是時候選個網站加盟了

...a year lease...

只有這樣我才能穩定還清債務

Uhhhh- okay...fuck

我想我會選擇...Maximina

Oh, thank Christ. Nicrosoft wants to do an advertising deal.

Well, I got it. I need the money-

OH- They didn't pay me.

Uh, this is- Turns out this is very realistic game.

Uh, it's hitting pretty close to home.

And a copyright claim.

Okay...So, uh.

*payment sound* Oh? It's already resolved?

Okay, this game is completely fake.

"Dunkey, I will give you 30$ for one of your Brofist T-shirts from your closet."

Listen, fucker. I may be 60 thouthand dollars in debt.

But if you think I'm gonna give my Brofist T-shirt, you piece of shit -

You'd better think again.

I'm gonna climb out of this debt.

I'm gonna do it the hard way - by making masterpieces.

Let see, y'all: Fuckeroni's Palace!

YES! Yes, a masterpiece!

Shit Boys 3D.

Uh-oh! Another masterpiece!

Gay furby wrestles Hulk Hogan.

*clap* OH MY GAWD! Oh my- When did I come up with this shit?

Finally, the time has come for me to choose a network.

Only then will I be to consolidate this debt.

*inhales* I think I'm gonna go...with the Maximima-

*click*

*violent explosion*

*more explosions*