Detective Conan is property of Gosho Aama D MS Entertainment and Y TV.

名偵探柯南》是 Gosho Aama D MS Entertainment 和 Y TV 的財產。

Case closed is licensed by Foundation Entertainment.

結案》由基金會娛樂公司授權。

Please support the official release or else?

請支持官方發佈，否則？

Hey, look, we found a little bar boy.

嘿，看，我們找到了一個小酒吧男孩。

Hey, look, he got hit on the head.

嘿，看，他的頭被打了一下。

Kids are stupid.

孩子們都很蠢。

What an asshole.

真是個混蛋

Hey, what was my clothes?

嘿，我的衣服是什麼？

This is unit 45.

這裡是第 45 單元。

We found a stupid little kid with a head injury.

我們發現了一個頭部受傷的傻孩子。

We're going to take him in and run a ai uh he's gone.

我們要把他抓起來，然後對他進行調查，呃，他已經死了。

Yeah.

是啊

Well, let's go grab some doughnuts.

我們去吃甜甜圈吧

Must have air.

必須有空氣。

What?

什麼？

Oh no, a little shit again.

哦，不，又是個小混蛋。

What the my voice.

我的聲音是什麼？

Hi.

你好。

You've reached the house of Shinichi Kudo.

這裡是工藤新一的家。

I'm not home at the moment.

我現在不在家。

But if you need a case solved, leave your name number and address of the beep.

但如果您需要破案，請留下您的姓名、電話號碼和嗶聲地址。

Oh, and if you're a hot girl also tell me your measurements that pigs, this body can't even reach the handle.

哦，如果你是個辣妹，也告訴我你的尺寸，我這身體連把手都夠不著。

Professor.

教授

I need help.

我需要幫助。

Get me into my house and uh who the hell are you?

把我弄進我的房子，呃，你到底是誰？

It's me, Shinichi Lang little rat.

是我，小老鼠新一郎。

I have just a place for you.

我為你準備了一個地方。

You are coming with me so I can experiment on you.

你跟我走，我可以在你身上做實驗。

I don't have time for this.

我沒時間聽這些。

You just came from an Italian restaurant named Colombo's and as always you forgot to wash up.

你剛從一家名叫 "科倫坡 "的意大利餐廳出來，卻總是忘了洗漱。

How did you?

你是怎麼做到的？

And if you don't believe me, I swear, I'll kill you and your family.

如果你不相信我，我發誓，我會殺了你和你的家人。

Hm.

嗯。

So you say the men in black for you?

所以你說黑衣人是為了你？

A strange pill and turned you into an annoying little brat, eh?

一顆奇怪的藥丸把你變成了一個煩人的小鬼，是嗎？

Actually it was some men in black, so, Will Smith wasn't professor.

其實是幾個黑衣人，所以威爾-史密斯不是教授。

Where's, he's over at the thing with the uh, oh, it's a baby.

他在哪裡？ 他在那個有嬰兒的地方。

I can hold it and it, and it, I can feel her boobs actually ran.

我可以握住它，它，它，我能感覺到她的乳房在跳動。

Uh, I believe he's about seven now.

我想他現在大概七歲了。

Oh, so what's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

Oh, crap.

哦，糟糕。

I haven't thought of a name yet.

我還沒想好名字。

Uh uh, I'm uh, I'm Jimmy Kudo.

我是工藤吉米

Oh, how cute.

哦，真可愛。

No, I'm going to make a ridiculous name.

不，我要起一個荒唐的名字。

I'm Rachel more and I am Dr Agassa.

我是瑞秋-多，我是阿加莎博士。

They can't all be.

他們不可能都是。

So really, who are you, um, at his parents were in a car accident and may never return even after they recover.

所以說真的，你是誰，嗯，他的父母出了車禍，即使康復後也可能再也回不來了。

Well, why can't he stay with you?

他為什麼不能和你在一起？

But I can't enjoy my alone time if I'm worried that a kid will come busting in on me.

但如果我擔心孩子會闖進來，我就無法享受獨處的時光。

So can he sure if you buying scenes later?

那麼，他能確定你以後會購買場景嗎？

All right.

好的

I got a case.

我有一個箱子。

Somebody was actually dumb enough.

還真有人夠蠢的。

Hey, Dad, Conan's staying with us.

爸爸 柯南和我們住在一起

Ok.

好的。

Good, good.

很好，很好。

I can't wait to meet the duns who hired me.

我迫不及待地想見到僱用我的鄧恩人。

What the hell are you doing?

你到底在幹什麼？

Paul and Coonan?

保羅和庫南？

What?

什麼？

Would a kid say at a time like this?

在這種時候，孩子會說什麼？

I like bagels.

我喜歡百吉餅

Totally believable.

完全可信。

My poor little Akiko was kidnapped.

我可憐的小晶子被綁架了

Well, I say no worries, I'll find your dog for you.

我說不用擔心，我會幫你找到你的狗。

Not the dog, the girl.

不是狗，是女孩。

You are.

你是

You sure you don't need help finding the dog who hired this idiot?

你確定不需要幫你找到僱這個白痴的狗嗎？

This is clearly a faux kidnapping.

這顯然是一起假綁架案。

Otherwise the guard dog would have barked.

否則，看門狗早就叫了。

Oh, wait, that hasn't been revealed yet.

哦，等等，這還沒有揭曉。

I must have forgotten a line in the script or something.

我一定是忘了劇本里的一句臺詞什麼的。

Uh, now what?

現在怎麼辦？

Huh?

啊？

0000, quick lassie.

0000, quick lassie.

Get the bit for me, huh?

幫我拿一下，嗯？

She must be hiding in there.

她一定躲在裡面。

Time to die.

死期到了

Hold it come out so I can stab you.

把它拿出來，我好刺你。

I'm right here.

我就在這裡

I don't see anyone.

我沒看到任何人。

I'm down here.

我在下面

Oh.

哦。

a dog.

一條狗

I, ok, here we go.

好吧，我們開始吧。

Ok.

好的。

I save you bla bla, you're welcome, blah, blah.

我救了你，不客氣，等等等等。

All right time.

時間到

Hey, look at that.

嘿，看看這個。

This a nap.

小睡一會兒

It was a thing.

這是一件事。

Who's writing this?

這是誰寫的？

A series?

一個系列？

What it figures, huh?

這是什麼數字？

Fail?

失敗？

Ah.

啊。

Oh, ho time for a home run.

哦，全壘打時間到了。

Uh, ah, holy shit.

我靠

Did you justify the laws of matter with that block?

你用這塊木塊證明了物質定律的正確性嗎？

Ok.

好的。

Ok.

好的。

I just got saved by a girl.

我剛被一個女孩救了

Oh, man, my life is over.

哦，天哪，我的人生完了。

Dokey, dokey.

Dokey, dokey.

Think you can mess with me, huh?

你以為你惹得起我嗎？

We'll take this and this beat up the kidnapper.

我們拿這個和這個去揍綁匪。

Hi, I'm Conan Egawa and I'm here to make all you snot nosed little brats look even dumber.

大家好，我是江川柯南，我來讓你們這些鼻涕蟲看起來更蠢。

Oh, God.

哦，上帝啊

I really hope this is a bad dream.

我真希望這是一場噩夢。

Please be a bad dream.

請做個噩夢吧

Next corner useless hint pirates.

下一個角落無用的提示海盜。

Ok.

好的。

Can we end this now?

我們可以結束了嗎？

This is just gay.

這簡直是同志。