but I feel like it is a great time to be a woman.

但我覺得現在當女人很棒

We are finally feeling the courage

我們終於有勇氣

to speak up against things that are wrong,

去反對錯的事情，

and after years of inequality,

經過長期的性別不平等，

it feels like things are starting to change.

事情好像正在改變

And then I saw this headline, Doritos for her.

然後我看到這則標題「女版多力多滋」

I'm sorry what?

抱歉我有看錯嗎？

All this time I've been eating man chips?

所以我一直以來都在吃男人的薯片？

You heard about this right?

你們有聽說這件事對吧？

Everybody's heard about this?

大家都聽過這件事？

Doritos is owned by Pepsi,

多力多滋為百事可樂旗下品牌，

and their CEO said that women want a chip that's less crunchy.

他們執行長說女人不想要薯片那麼脆

Who doesn't want a crunchy chip?

誰不想要脆脆的薯片？

That is, what woman doesn't want a crunchy chip?

這，哪個女人不想要脆脆的薯片？

Who's complaining about the...

是誰有抱怨過...

If your chip isn't crunchy it's not a chip, it's a wet potato.

如果薯片不脆的話就不是薯片了，它就只是一片濕濕的馬鈴薯

After Pepsi makes a chip that isn't crunchy

要是百事可樂公司推出不脆的薯片

they're going to make a soda that's not wet.

那他們未來就會做出沒有水的氣泡水

That's their... they're really on it.

這是他們的... 他們真的很會

I don't know when this happened, like when,

我不知道這是什麼時候的事，

I missed that march.

我很懷念這個遊行

What do we want?

我們要什麼？

Quiet chips.

不會發出聲音的薯片

When do we want it?

什麼時候要？

Now.

現在

The CEO says that women and men eat chips very differently.

執行長說女人和男人吃薯片方式很不一樣

They say that when men get to the bottom of a bag of chips,

他們說當男人吃薯片吃到見底的時候，

they get all the little broken pieces,

他們會挑出所有小碎片，

and they put them in their mouth,

然後吃掉，

and then they lick their fingers with tremendous glee,

無比歡欣地舔著手指，

which is one of the reasons I don't have a husband.

這就是其中一個我不想要老公的原因

And then, they said that she, this is the CEO,

然後他們說女人，這執行長說，

says that women would love to pour the broken chips into their mouth

他說女人其實是想要把碎片倒入口中

but they don't, and they don't know why.

但女人不這麼做，而執行長不知道原因為何

Maybe we're not strong enough to lift the bag all the way.

或許我們力氣太小，無法把整包薯片舉起來

I'm joking, it's because we're not animals,

開玩笑的，其實是因為我們舉止不像動物，

and we respect ourselves, that's why.

我們尊重自己，這才是原因

That's why.

這才是原因

They're also saying that female version

他們也說這個女版多力多滋

is not gonna leave as much Dorito dust on your fingers,

不會殘留渣渣在你手上，

and that it will be able to fit into a purse.

而且大小還可以放進皮夾

Hallelujah, this is what our grandmothers and our mothers

我的天啊，這就是我們的祖母和媽媽

marched for.

在爭取的東西

This is what the pink hats are all about.

這就是女性為什麼要遊行

If they really want to make an adjustment,

如果他們真的想要改良薯片，

they could just start by

他們可以從

filling the bag with more than half the chips.

把薯片裝到超過一半份量開始做起

It's all air.

原本根本都空氣

There's not, it's all air.

沒有東西，都是空氣

Just fill the bag.

就裝多一點薯片

I think we're going after the wrong issue.

我覺得我們討論錯了

Women weren't wronged by Doritos.

不是多力多滋不尊重女性

They were wronged by a giant orange Cheeto.

而是巨大橘色奇多

That was slow but you got it.

你們反應有點慢，但還是有抓到

You were like

你們剛剛就像這樣

There was a lot of backlash online about this,

網路上對此事件有許多反彈，

and then the Pepsi corporation released a statement

百事可樂公司發出聲明

saying they have decided not to come out with Lady Doritos.

說他們決定不推出女版多力多滋了

So great, now we're not good enough to have our own chips.

很好，所以現在我們不夠格擁有我們專屬的薯片

It's just like them to promise us something and then

這就像他們答應了我們事情

take it away from us.

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