Name: 【艾倫秀】艾倫嗆爆多力多滋推出的「給淑女的薯片」，突破盲點！ (Ellen Won't Stay Quiet About Lady Doritos)
Uploaded: 2018-02-08T02:42:30.000Z
Duration: 3 min 13 s

I'll tell you something, I don't know about you,

我想跟你們說一件事，我不知道你們怎樣覺得，

but I feel like it is a great time to be a woman.

情態副詞

to speak up against things that are wrong,

it feels like things are starting to change.

And then I saw this headline, Doritos for her.

然後我看到這則標題「女版多力多滋」

All this time I've been eating man chips?

所以我一直以來都在吃男人的薯片？

多力多滋為百事可樂旗下品牌，

and their CEO said that women want a chip that's less crunchy.

他們執行長說女人不想要薯片那麼脆

That is, what woman doesn't want a crunchy chip?

這，哪個女人不想要脆脆的薯片？

If your chip isn't crunchy it's not a chip, it's a wet potato.

如果薯片不脆的話就不是薯片了，它就只是一片濕濕的馬鈴薯

After Pepsi makes a chip that isn't crunchy

要是百事可樂公司推出不脆的薯片

they're going to make a soda that's not wet.

那他們未來就會做出沒有水的氣泡水

I don't know when this happened, like when,

The CEO says that women and men eat chips very differently.

執行長說女人和男人吃薯片方式很不一樣

They say that when men get to the bottom of a bag of chips,

他們說當男人吃薯片吃到見底的時候，

and then they lick their fingers with tremendous glee,

which is one of the reasons I don't have a husband.

這就是其中一個我不想要老公的原因

And then, they said that she, this is the CEO,

然後他們說女人，這執行長說，

says that women would love to pour the broken chips into their mouth

他說女人其實是想要把碎片倒入口中

但女人不這麼做，而執行長不知道原因為何

Maybe we're not strong enough to lift the bag all the way.

或許我們力氣太小，無法把整包薯片舉起來

I'm joking, it's because we're not animals,

開玩笑的，其實是因為我們舉止不像動物，

is not gonna leave as much Dorito dust on your fingers,

and that it will be able to fit into a purse.

Hallelujah, this is what our grandmothers and our mothers

我的天啊，這就是我們的祖母和媽媽

This is what the pink hats are all about.

If they really want to make an adjustment,

filling the bag with more than half the chips.

把薯片裝到超過一半份量開始做起

I think we're going after the wrong issue.

They were wronged by a giant orange Cheeto.

你們反應有點慢，但還是有抓到

There was a lot of backlash online about this,

and then the Pepsi corporation released a statement

saying they have decided not to come out with Lady Doritos.

說他們決定不推出女版多力多滋了

So great, now we're not good enough to have our own chips.

很好，所以現在我們不夠格擁有我們專屬的薯片

It's just like them to promise us something and then

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【艾倫秀】艾倫嗆爆多力多滋推出的「給淑女的薯片」，突破盲點！ (Ellen Won't Stay Quiet About Lady Doritos)

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