I live here, I was born in Brooklyn. And I love both coasts. I really do.

我也住這，我在布魯克林出生，而東西岸我都非常喜愛，真的

But for whatever reason, there's a rivalry between LA and New York.

但因為某種原因，洛杉磯跟紐約存在著一種競爭關係

So we decided to have some fun with that.

所以我們決定對於這點做些好玩的事

We sent a camera crew to talk to real New Yorkers,

我們派出一組攝影團隊來訪談真的紐約客

and then we had another camera crew ask the very same questions in LA.

然後派出另一組攝影團隊在洛杉磯問同樣的問題

We asked people from New York to do an impression of people from LA,

我們請紐約人做出他們印象中洛杉磯人的形象

and vice versa.

反之亦然

And, well the result is this, is LA versus New York.

結果在這裡，洛杉磯跟紐約大比拼

What is the most annoying thing about from people from LA?

你覺得洛杉磯人最煩的是什麼事？

I think their accent.

我覺得是他們的口音

Yeah, what is the accent really?

是嗎，那種口音？

-It's just slow. -It's the slow accent ? -Yeah.

就是很慢 - 很慢的那種很討厭？ - 對

Can you give it an example? Like?

你可以舉個例子嗎？像是怎樣？

They sound like, kinda like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of their mouth, I think.

他們聽起來很像狗狗嘴巴上都是花生醬

In LA?

在洛杉磯？

It's very slow, they speak like this. I can't take it, I like to talk fast.

真的太慢了，他們像這樣講，我真的受不了，我喜歡講話快一點

Tell me about some of the food you think New Yorkers eat.

分享一下你覺得紐約客都吃什麼

Pizza, Chinese food, getting delivered like four in the morning. We don't have that.

披薩，中國外送餐、然後早上四點還會外送，我們這邊沒有

Italian, I heard it's great.

還有義大利食物，聽說很好吃

So if you're a person in LA, like ordering lunch. How would you do it? How would you sound like?

假設你是一個洛杉磯人在點午餐，你會怎樣？聽起來像是怎樣？

Hi, I'd like to order the kale salad. I hope it's hand-picked outside. And I need to feed my rabbits at home.

嗨，我想要點一個甘藍沙拉，我希望它是手摘的，我要餵我的兔子

Yeah, I'm gonna have some chicken I guess. But whatever.

嗯，我想我要一些雞肉，都可以啦！

Can I have like, you know, like, is there like...

我可以來一點，像是，你知道，像是... 有那種

I don't know, like, a sandwich?

我不知道耶，像是三明治？

Can I have a salad, a salad, and a side salad, please?

我要點一個沙拉跟沙拉，旁邊佐沙拉，謝謝

With a half an avocado?

還要半個酪梨

Hey dude, totally awesome dude. Where's my surf board? My surf board?

嘿，老兄，超棒的，我的滑板勒，滑板？

Do an impression of a New Yorker ordering a slice of pizza.

模仿一下紐約客點披薩

A-yo mom. You wanna get some pizza over there?

Yo 你要去買披薩嗎？

Please, cheese on the double. Make me some coffee, too.

我要起司的，快點，再來點咖啡

You guys gotta any fresh pepperoni in here?

你們這裡有義大利辣味臘腸嗎？(美國人最愛的披薩口味)

Yo Tony, can I get the extra cheese please?

Yo Tony 可以給我多點起司嗎？

Can I get a pie, ma? One pie?

我要點塊派，一塊派？

Yeah, I wanna have the calzone, you got calzone for me?

我想來點披薩餡餅，你有賣披薩餡餅嗎？

My goodness. Are you a professional actress?

我的天，你是專業的女演員嗎？

Oh, yeah, I am.

喔我是啊！

Give me an impression of someone from New York.

模仿一下紐約客吧！

Oh, you're stepping on my toes? You're stepping on mine! Big whoop! You wanna f***ing fight about it?

你踩到我的腳趾了？事情大條了！你想要跟我打架嗎？

Now do somebody from New York.

好你可以開始模仿紐約客了

Can you do an impression of a New Yorker calling a cab?

你可以模仿一下紐約客叫計程車嗎？

Can I move around? - Sure.

我可以移動嗎？ - 當然可以

Oh my goodness. She never even got to eat her kale salad.

我的天，她永遠都吃不到她的甘藍沙拉了

Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel. Thanks for watching. It means a lot to me.

我是 Jimmy Kimmel 謝謝你的收看，這真的對我很重要

And if you'd like to take our relationship to the next level,

如果你想要讓我們關係更近一步的話

click the subscribe button below. I'll wait for you.

點擊下面的訂閱按鈕吧！我會等你