Yeah, no kidding.

That lady turned off a Hall and Oates song

because it was too provocative.

Everyone, let's remember, this is still a workplace.

Sorry, Barb.

You know what?

I've got an idea.

I'm going to stir up some drama, make this party interesting.

[tapping] Excuse me?

Uh, could I have your attention, please?

Hi.

Hi, I'm Chadwick Redmayne, from the regional office.

Unfortunately, since people only use printers now to print out

boarding passes for their grandparents, 40% of you

will be laid off as of Monday.

Oh, and whoever drinks the most shots keeps their job.

[gasping]

[slurping]

See?

That's how you get a party started.

Mr. Redmayne, I don't know who you are,

but I've been in charge of this office for 16 years.

Sad.

And I want to thank you.

I've been trying to reduce our staff cost for months,

but just didn't have the guts to do it.

Much less before Christmas.

Yeah, well, that's why they send in Channing Redwick,

or Chadmayne, or-- whatever.

I don't even remember what I said.

We could use someone like you around here.

Welcome aboard.

See ya Monday.