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  • - This is like homophobic bachelorette.

    - 有種恐同的單身女孩上身的感覺。

  • (laughs)

    (大笑)

  • - This is horrible.

    - 這太可怕了!

  • - [Interviewer] What's your name and what do you do for a living?

    -(訪問者)你的名字是?還有你的職業是?

  • - My name's Kimmy and I'm a student.

    - 我叫 Kimmy,是名學生。

  • - My name's Carlos, I make custom pet apparel.

    - 我是 Carlos。我為寵物量身訂做衣服。

  • - [Interviewer] Are you nervous about today?

    -(訪問者)你今天會緊張嗎?

  • - Absolutely, I have no idea what's going on.

    - 當然啊,我根本不知道要幹嘛。

  • I can feel my temperature raising.

    我感覺體溫直線上升。

  • (laughs)

    (大笑)

  • - [Interviewer] Do you ever label people?

    -(訪問者)你曾貼別人標籤嗎?

  • - I try not to, but I'm sure I probably do it subconsciously.

    - 我試著不要,但我相信我大概無意間做過。

  • - Label people?

    - 貼別人標籤嗎?

  • Yes, sometimes.

    是啊,有時候會。

  • - Keep an open mind that way.

    - 不要有先入為主的偏見。

  • You never know what you're going to see on the street.

    你永遠不知道會在街上撞見什麼。

  • - [Interviewer] Well today, you're going to be doing some labeling.

    -(訪問者)今天,我們會讓你貼標籤。

  • - Okay.

    - 好。

  • - [Interviewer] We're gonna bring individuals out

    -(訪問者)我們會一一請人出場。

  • and you're gonna try and guess their sexual orientation.

    你要試著猜看看他們的性向。

  • - Okay.

    - 好吧。

  • - Oh, sh-

    - 呃,靠。

  • (laughs)

    (大笑)

  • - This is actually gonna be interesting.

    - 這其實會蠻有趣的。

  • - [Interviewer] And those are your different options, yes.

    -(訪問者)那些牌卡是你們的選項。

  • - Man.

    - 天啊。

  • - [Interviewer] Alright, who's first?

    -(訪問者)好吧,誰先來?

  • - Ya, good man?

    - 你好!

  • - Yeah.

    - 嗨。

  • - Oh, you did the fist bump, okay.

    - 哦,你剛是用擊拳打招呼的。

  • Okay, my brotha.

    我的好兄弟。

  • - So I know he's not a lesbian.

    - 我知道他不是蕾絲邊。

  • Queer femme, no.

    偏女性化的同志,也不對。

  • Asexual, he might be.

    無性戀,可能是喔。

  • - You actually might not even be from this country.

    - 你搞不好是來自其他國家。

  • (both laugh)

    (兩人大笑)

  • I think I nailed it judging by his expression.

    從他的表情我想我猜對了。

  • - Why do you keep your phone on your hip?

    - 你為什麼把手機放在屁股後面?

  • - It's just my style.

    - 就我的風格囉。

  • - That's your, hey, that's your style. Okay that helps.

    - 那是你的風格。這點線索有幫助。

  • - I feel like the aesthetic is really put together.

    - 我覺得你搭配得挺有美感的。

  • Oh man.

    老天。

  • - Do you know Cher?

    - 你知道雪兒嗎?

  • - No, I don't know her.

    - 不知道,我不認識她。

  • - Oh you might be straight.

    - 那你可能是直男。

  • That was a big clue right there.

    這可是個大線索呢!

  • - You like dancin'?

    - 喜歡跳舞嗎?

  • - Yeah, I like dancin', yeah.

    - 是喔,我喜歡跳舞。

  • - What do you do at the club?

    - 你在夜店是怎麼跳舞的?

  • - I be good, good, good, good, good.

    - 我會這樣棒、棒、棒、棒透了。

  • - Okay, I think I have my.

    - 好啦,我想我有答案了。

  • - [Interviewer] What, just from that?

    -(訪問者)啥?就憑那點?

  • (laughs)

    (大笑)

  • - I think he's a straight male.

    - 我認為他是直男。

  • - I'll say bi.

    - 我倒覺得是雙性戀。

  • - Giving everything, I'm gonna give him bisexual.

    - 從所有的線索來判斷,我會說他是雙性戀。

  • This is what I'm gonna label you.

    這是我給你的標籤。

  • - [Interviewer] Why?

    -(訪問者)為什麼?

  • - You're way too clean cut to be straight like,

    - 直男可沒像你這麼整潔體面。

  • (laughs) and if you are,

    (大笑)如果你還真的是異性戀,

  • I'm sorry for hurtin' your feelin's.

    我很抱歉讓你難過。

  • - Hello. - Hi.

    - 哈囉。- 嗨。

  • - Pretty chill you know.

    - 挺酷的,你說呢。

  • (both laugh)

    (兩人大笑)

  • - She looks like she could be somebody's mom.

    - 她看起來像當媽了。

  • - Maybe a nice country girl.

    - 或許是一位挺好的鄉村女孩。

  • - Just homegrown, she probably grew up on a farm.

    - 就是很樸實的感覺,大概在農場長大的吧。

  • Did you grow up on a farm?

    你在農場長大的嗎?

  • - No? (both laugh)

    - 不是嗎?(兩人大笑)

  • - Would you walk and strike a pose please? - Okay.

    - 可以請妳走一下台步、擺個姿勢嗎?- 好喔。

  • (laughs)

    (大笑)

  • - Definitely a lesbian.

    - 肯定是個蕾絲邊。

  • Most girls if you said strike a pose,

    如果你叫女孩擺個姿勢,很多會是

  • they would've been like, ah, ah, yeah.

    像這樣啊、啊、耶。

  • - Yeah, I kinda get queer vibes.

    - 我有點感應到酷兒的氛圍。

  • Yeah, the queer vibes are extending out.

    沒錯,她散發酷兒的氣場。

  • - Heterosexual.

    - 異性戀。

  • - She's straight, trust me on this, okay?

    - 她是異女,相信我好嗎?

  • She looked me in my eyes, she like dudes.

    從她看我的眼神就知道她喜歡男人。

  • - I hope I'm not offending these people.

    - 我希望我沒有冒犯到這些人。

  • 'Cause I couldn't stand there all day and get judged like,

    因為我無法忍受整天站在這邊被貼標籤。

  • - Let's see.

    - 讓我想一想。

  • - Hmm.

    - 嗯。

  • - What do you like to do?

    - 你平時喜歡做什麼?

  • - I like to cook, like to hang out with people.

    - 我喜歡烹飪、和朋友待在一起。

  • - Okay, her voice kind of sounded lesbian,

    - 她的聲音聽起來像蕾絲邊。

  • if that even is a thing that I can say.

    如果聲音也可拿來當判斷標準的話,我會說她是女同志。

  • - She is a straight female.

    - 她是個異性戀。

  • - I wanna go queer.

    - 我想給她酷兒的紙牌。

  • - [Interviewer] Alright.

    -(訪問者)好吧。

  • - Okay.

    - 謝謝。

  • - Well how are you?

    - 妳好嗎?

  • - I'm good how are you? - That's great! I'm Lance.

    - 很好,你呢? - 很棒,我是 Lance。

  • - You look terrific.

    - 你看上去棒透了!

  • - She smells really good.

    - 她聞起來香香的。

  • - Where are you from?

    - 妳從哪兒來的?

  • - From Thailand.

    - 泰國。

  • - How long have you been in the States?

    - 在美國待多久了呢?

  • - 16 years.

    - 16 年了。

  • - Can you sing us your favorite song?

    - 可以獻唱一首妳最愛的歌嗎?

  • Rah rah ah ah ah

    ♫ Rah rah ah ah ah

  • (laughs) ♫ Roma roma ma

    (笑聲)♫ Roma roma ma

  • - [Interviewer] Can you strut around him?

    -(訪問者)可以在他旁邊走來走去嗎?

  • - Walk around him?

    - 你是說繞著他走?

  • - Uh-huh.

    - 沒錯。

  • (laughs)

    (大笑)

  • - Woah this turned into a whole new...

    - 哇喔,這整個變成新... 劇碼

  • (all laugh)

    (全部人大笑)

  • - Do I have transsexual?

    - 我有「變性人」的牌卡嗎?

  • No.

    - 沒有。

  • - You could be a guy, but I don't think so.

    - 妳可能是男的,不過我不覺得。

  • - She screams straight woman, you know.

    - 她散發著「異性戀」的感覺,你懂的。

  • Just getting glammed up, definitely the way she roared out Lady Gaga.

    - 就打扮得美美的,看她高歌 Lady Gaga 的方式。

  • - Yeah, she's straight. (laughs)

    - 沒錯,她是異性戀。(大笑)

  • - [Interviewer] Why do you think that?

    -(訪問者)為什麼你會這麼覺得?

  • - Because...

    - 因為...

  • - No matter what you identify as, I'm gonna give you straight.

    - 不管你的性別認同是什麼,我都會說你是異性戀。

  • - Okay. - Are you sure?

    - 就是了。 - 你確定嗎?

  • (crew laughs)

    (全體人員大笑)

  • - Yeah, I'm positive. - Okay.

    - 當然,我很確定。 - 好吧。

  • (laughs)

    (大笑)

  • - Hi.

    - 嗨。

  • - The Jordan emblem kinda popped out at me.

    - 喬丹的 logo 讓我眼睛一亮。

  • - Do you know who Bette Davis is?

    - 你知道 Bette Davis 是誰嗎?

  • - No.

    - 不知道。

  • - Do you know who Barbra Streisand is? No?

    - 那你知道 Barbra Streisand 嗎?

  • (crew laughs)

    (全體人員大笑)

  • - Do you know who Bette Midler is?

    - 那 Bette Midler 呢?

  • - No.

    - 也不知道。

  • - Another straight one.

    - 又來一個直男。

  • - [Interviewer] Why?

    -(訪問者)理由是?

  • - He's straight.

    - 就是直男無誤。

  • (all laugh)

    (所有人大笑)

  • - How are you? - Good how are you?

    - 你好嗎? - 挺不賴的,你呢?

  • - Good thank you.

    - 不錯,謝謝你。

  • - What's your favorite sport?

    - 你最喜歡的運動是?

  • - Baseball.

    - 棒球。

  • - What's your favorite type of car?

    - 最喜歡的車是哪款的?

  • - I like Camaros.

    - 我喜歡雪佛蘭 Camaro。

  • - Yeah, me too, see this guy's, talkin' 'bout man.

    - 我也是。你看,這傢伙講的都是很 man 的東西。

  • - Well I don't know too many gay Asians,

    - 我沒認識太多亞裔的同志,

  • so I'll say heterosexual.

    所以我猜他是異性戀。

  • - You can just give me that right now.

    - 可以立馬把牌子給我了。

  • (laughs) Your hat.

    -(大笑)你的帽子露餡了。

  • Only straight guys wear hats. (laughs)

    只有直男會戴帽子。(大笑)

  • - There you go. - [Interviewer] Alright.

    - 給你戴上。 - (訪問者)好唄。

  • - Cool hair, just kinda looks edgy.

    - 酷酷的髮型,看起來有點前衛。

  • Confident stance.

    很自信的站姿。

  • - You, he look like a J. Crew commercial.

    - 他看樣子就像 J.Crew 廣告裡的型男。

  • (laughs)

    (大笑)

  • - Push me, that way. Okay.

    - 朝這邊,推我!

  • - Jump.

    - 給我跳!

  • - Do five pushups.

    - 做五下伏地挺身。

  • One, two, three.

    一、二、三。

  • - This is really difficult.

    - 這真的很難猜。

  • - I'm gonna just go with asexual.

    - 我會猜無性戀。

  • Doesn't strike me as someone who is very sexual.

    他不讓我覺得他是個對性有 fu 的人。

  • - I think he's gay.

    - 我認為他是同志。

  • - Pansexual, even though I'm not really quite sure.

    - 泛性戀,即使我不太確定。

  • (both laugh)

    (兩人大笑)

  • - How are ya? - Good.

    - 妳好嗎?- 很好。

  • - Startin' off with the sniff.

    - 先來聞聞看。

  • Hmm.

    - 嗯...

  • - She's not really like girly girly.

    - 她不是真的很女生、很女生的樣子。

  • She has like this kinda like masculine energy to her.

    反而散發出某種男性的能量。

  • - Bisexual.

    - 雙性戀。

  • - Bisexual.

    - 雙性戀。

  • - She's straight.

    - 她是異性戀。

  • - Well I think you're a straight female.

    - 我覺得妳是異女。

  • Out with your girlfriends, get a cocktail, that's a good typical night for you.

    出門和閨密喝杯雞尾酒,對妳來說是再棒不過的夜晚了。

  • - Hi.

    - 嗨。

  • - Hi.

    - 嗨!

  • - Can we do the dancing?

    - 可以跳個舞嗎?

  • - Yes, go to dance move. - Oh, I don't dance.

    - 沒錯,啟動熱舞模式 - 喔,我不會跳舞。

  • (laughs) - Oh see, that's a clue.

    (大笑)- 你看,好大的線索。

  • - I can't dance either.

    - 我也不會跳舞。

  • - Can I have music at least?

    - 至少給我點音樂吧?

  • (both laugh)

    (兩人大笑)

  • (upbeat music)

    (節奏輕快的音樂)

  • - I say straight.

    - 我會說她是異性戀。

  • Most gay people I know dance like mad.

    - 我認識的同志大部分跳起舞來都像瘋子。

  • - [Interviewer] How do gay people dance?

    -(訪問者)同志通常怎麼跳舞?

  • - Like.

    - 像這樣。

  • (all laugh)

    (所有人大笑)

  • - Voguing, you know the whole bit.

    - Voguing 舞,你知道那整組舞步跟手勢的。

  • - What made you cut your hair?

    - 妳為何要剪短頭髮?

  • - I think it looks better short.

    - 我覺得我留短髮比較好看。

  • - Do you play sports at all?

    - 妳運動嗎?

  • - No.

    - 不運動欸。

  • - No sports. - Wait, can I see them again?

    - 不是運動咖。 - 等等,我再看一次妳的指甲。

  • - Usually girls who like having sex with girls have short nails,

    - 通常喜歡和女生嘿咻的女孩會留短指甲。

  • so it doesn't like you know, cut up there, or do anything.

    才不會... 你們知道的啦,刮到或做其他事時發生慘劇。

  • So it's like easier.

    所以... 那過程會輕鬆點。

  • - You're definitely either bi or a lesbian.

    - 你肯定是雙性戀或蕾絲邊。

  • Okay?

    對嗎?

  • We gonna go with bi on this one.

    - 我會說她是雙性戀。

  • - [Interviewer] Lance, do you think everyone's a bit bi?

    -(訪問者)Lance,你是不是覺得每個人都有點雙性戀的感覺?

  • - Shit, not me.

    - 靠,我才不是。

  • (all laugh)

    (所有人大笑)

  • - I'm gonna give her homosexual.

    - 我會說她是女同志。

  • - I feel like she might be queer femme.

    - 我覺得她可能是婆(偏女性化的女同志)。

  • It's about the nails you guys.

    一切都跟指甲有關。

  • - And you have gotten your rose.

    - 妳拿到妳的牌卡了。

  • You may walk off.

    可以下去了。

  • (laughs)

    (大笑)

  • - [Interviewer] Okay. Can you guys all come out?

    -(訪問者)好的,各位可以出來嗎?

  • [Interviewer] Alright, raise your hands if he got you wrong.

    (訪問者)如果他猜錯你的性向的話,請舉手。

  • - Okay.

    - 好的。

  • - Oh my god!

    - 我的老天鵝!

  • I thought I got all of them wrong.

    我以為我會全都猜錯他們的性向。

  • (all laugh)

    (全部人大笑)

  • - Four outta nine?

    - 九個人當中只猜中四個?

  • That's still a D.

    不及格。

  • - Like 50%?

    - 猜對一半?

  • - Raise your hands if I got you wrong.

    - 如果我猜錯你的性向,舉個手。

  • Oh wait, really?

    等等,這麼準嗎?

  • (all laugh)

    (所有人大笑)

  • - Wait, are we sure?

    - 等一下,確定嗎?

  • - [Ashley and Emmanuel] Yeah.

    - [Ashley 和 Emmanuel] 對啦。

  • - [Interviewer] Who are you most surprised by?

    -(訪問者)誰最讓你感到驚訝?

  • - I'm surprised by you the most.

    - 我對妳最感到驚訝。

  • - I don't like the label homosexual.

    - 我不喜歡同性戀的標籤。

  • - [Interviewer] What do you like being described as?

    -(訪問者)那妳喜歡被定義為?

  • - A queer woman.

    - 女酷兒。

  • - How do you identify?

    - 妳怎樣定義自己的性向?

  • - I'm still deliberating whether I should identify as bisexual or pansexual. - Uh huh.

    - 我還在考慮我是要將自己定義為雙性戀還是泛性戀。- 理解。

  • - Straight. - Straight.

    - 異性戀。- 異性戀。

  • - Straight. - Straight.

    - 異性戀。- 異性戀。

  • - I'm straight as well.

    - 我也是異性戀。

  • - What did I say?

    - 我是怎麼說你的。

  • - Asexual.

    - 無性戀。

  • (laughs)

    (大笑)

  • - Dang it.

    - 該死!

  • (all laugh)

    (所有人大笑)

  • - So off.

    - 猜得好爛。

  • - Are you gay?

    - 你是男同志?

  • - I am gay.

    - 沒錯,我是男同志。

  • - Are you lesbian?

    - 妳是蕾絲邊?

  • - I'm gay.

    - 我是同志。

  • - You're gay, okay.

    - 妳是同志,好的。

  • - What about you?

    - 那你呢?

  • - I'm gay.

    - 我是同志啊。

  • - My freaking co-worker dresses like you, but I didn't want to make that assumption. (all laugh)

    - 我朋友兼同事穿得跟你一模一樣,但我不想假定我朋友也是。(所有人大笑)

  • - And you were right, I was a transgender.

    - 你是對的,我以前是變性人。

  • But I always consider myself as straight.

    但我始終都認定自己是異性戀。

  • - All the things you said fit.

    - 所有你講的是很符合女同志啦。

  • - Oh true, but then-

    - 確實,但回頭想想

  • - Right up 'til ...

    - 直到

  • - 'Til that.

    - 直到那樣。

  • - I stereotyped.

    - 我被刻板印象影響。

  • - I have a lot of things that I need to learn about every single community.

    - 關於各種性向的族群,我有許多需要學習的。

  • - I feel horrible as a person actually.

    - 老實說我覺得自己很糟糕。

  • And I hope I didn't offend anyone.

    我希望我沒有冒犯到任何人。

  • - [Interviewer] Anything else you're really curious about?

    -(訪問者)還有任何事你感到好奇的嗎?

  • - Is this your first time meeting a gay Asian?

    - 這是你第一次見到亞裔的男同志嗎?

  • - I think so, yeah.

    - 我想是的。

  • (laughs)

    (大笑)

  • - Yeah.

    - 沒錯,第一次遇到。

  • - Do you like it?

    - 你喜歡嗎?

  • (all laugh)

    (所有人大笑)

  • Where'd you get these people anyway?

    - 你們到底怎麼找到這些人的?

  • (all laugh)

    (所有人大笑)