(laughs)

（大笑）

- This is horrible.

- 這太可怕了！

- [Interviewer] What's your name and what do you do for a living?

-（訪問者）你的名字是？還有你的職業是？

- My name's Kimmy and I'm a student.

- 我叫 Kimmy，是名學生。

- My name's Carlos, I make custom pet apparel.

- 我是 Carlos。我為寵物量身訂做衣服。

- [Interviewer] Are you nervous about today?

-（訪問者）你今天會緊張嗎？

- Absolutely, I have no idea what's going on.

- 當然啊，我根本不知道要幹嘛。

I can feel my temperature raising.

我感覺體溫直線上升。

(laughs)

（大笑）

- [Interviewer] Do you ever label people?

-（訪問者）你曾貼別人標籤嗎？

- I try not to, but I'm sure I probably do it subconsciously.

- 我試著不要，但我相信我大概無意間做過。

- Label people?

- 貼別人標籤嗎？

Yes, sometimes.

是啊，有時候會。

- Keep an open mind that way.

- 不要有先入為主的偏見。

You never know what you're going to see on the street.

你永遠不知道會在街上撞見什麼。

- [Interviewer] Well today, you're going to be doing some labeling.

-（訪問者）今天，我們會讓你貼標籤。

- Okay.

- 好。

- [Interviewer] We're gonna bring individuals out

-（訪問者）我們會一一請人出場。

and you're gonna try and guess their sexual orientation.

你要試著猜看看他們的性向。

- Okay.

- 好吧。

- Oh, sh-

- 呃，靠。

(laughs)

（大笑）

- This is actually gonna be interesting.

- 這其實會蠻有趣的。

- [Interviewer] And those are your different options, yes.

-（訪問者）那些牌卡是你們的選項。

- Man.

- 天啊。

- [Interviewer] Alright, who's first?

-（訪問者）好吧，誰先來？

- Ya, good man?

- 你好！

- Yeah.

- 嗨。

- Oh, you did the fist bump, okay.

- 哦，你剛是用擊拳打招呼的。

Okay, my brotha.

我的好兄弟。

- So I know he's not a lesbian.

- 我知道他不是蕾絲邊。

Queer femme, no.

偏女性化的同志，也不對。

Asexual, he might be.

無性戀，可能是喔。

- You actually might not even be from this country.

- 你搞不好是來自其他國家。

(both laugh)

（兩人大笑）

I think I nailed it judging by his expression.

從他的表情我想我猜對了。

- Why do you keep your phone on your hip?

- 你為什麼把手機放在屁股後面？

- It's just my style.

- 就我的風格囉。

- That's your, hey, that's your style. Okay that helps.

- 那是你的風格。這點線索有幫助。

- I feel like the aesthetic is really put together.

- 我覺得你搭配得挺有美感的。

Oh man.

老天。

- Do you know Cher?

- 你知道雪兒嗎？

- No, I don't know her.

- 不知道，我不認識她。

- Oh you might be straight.

- 那你可能是直男。

That was a big clue right there.

這可是個大線索呢！

- You like dancin'?

- 喜歡跳舞嗎？

- Yeah, I like dancin', yeah.

- 是喔，我喜歡跳舞。

- What do you do at the club?

- 你在夜店是怎麼跳舞的？

- I be good, good, good, good, good.

- 我會這樣棒、棒、棒、棒透了。

- Okay, I think I have my.

- 好啦，我想我有答案了。

- [Interviewer] What, just from that?

-（訪問者）啥？就憑那點？

(laughs)

（大笑）

- I think he's a straight male.

- 我認為他是直男。

- I'll say bi.

- 我倒覺得是雙性戀。

- Giving everything, I'm gonna give him bisexual.

- 從所有的線索來判斷，我會說他是雙性戀。

This is what I'm gonna label you.

這是我給你的標籤。

- [Interviewer] Why?

-（訪問者）為什麼？

- You're way too clean cut to be straight like,

- 直男可沒像你這麼整潔體面。

(laughs) and if you are,

（大笑）如果你還真的是異性戀，

I'm sorry for hurtin' your feelin's.

我很抱歉讓你難過。

- Hello. - Hi.

- 哈囉。- 嗨。

- Pretty chill you know.

- 挺酷的，你說呢。

(both laugh)

（兩人大笑）

- She looks like she could be somebody's mom.

- 她看起來像當媽了。

- Maybe a nice country girl.

- 或許是一位挺好的鄉村女孩。

- Just homegrown, she probably grew up on a farm.

- 就是很樸實的感覺，大概在農場長大的吧。

Did you grow up on a farm?

你在農場長大的嗎？

- No? (both laugh)

- 不是嗎？（兩人大笑）

- Would you walk and strike a pose please? - Okay.

- 可以請妳走一下台步、擺個姿勢嗎？- 好喔。

(laughs)

（大笑）

- Definitely a lesbian.

- 肯定是個蕾絲邊。

Most girls if you said strike a pose,

如果你叫女孩擺個姿勢，很多會是

they would've been like, ah, ah, yeah.

像這樣啊、啊、耶。

- Yeah, I kinda get queer vibes.

- 我有點感應到酷兒的氛圍。

Yeah, the queer vibes are extending out.

沒錯，她散發酷兒的氣場。

- Heterosexual.

- 異性戀。

- She's straight, trust me on this, okay?

- 她是異女，相信我好嗎？

She looked me in my eyes, she like dudes.

從她看我的眼神就知道她喜歡男人。

- I hope I'm not offending these people.

- 我希望我沒有冒犯到這些人。

'Cause I couldn't stand there all day and get judged like,

因為我無法忍受整天站在這邊被貼標籤。

- Let's see.

- 讓我想一想。

- Hmm.

- 嗯。

- What do you like to do?

- 你平時喜歡做什麼？

- I like to cook, like to hang out with people.

- 我喜歡烹飪、和朋友待在一起。

- Okay, her voice kind of sounded lesbian,

- 她的聲音聽起來像蕾絲邊。

if that even is a thing that I can say.

如果聲音也可拿來當判斷標準的話，我會說她是女同志。

- She is a straight female.

- 她是個異性戀。

- I wanna go queer.

- 我想給她酷兒的紙牌。

- [Interviewer] Alright.

-（訪問者）好吧。

- Okay.

- 謝謝。

- Well how are you?

- 妳好嗎？

- I'm good how are you? - That's great! I'm Lance.

- 很好，你呢？ - 很棒，我是 Lance。

- You look terrific.

- 你看上去棒透了！

- She smells really good.

- 她聞起來香香的。

- Where are you from?

- 妳從哪兒來的？

- From Thailand.

- 泰國。

- How long have you been in the States?

- 在美國待多久了呢？

- 16 years.

- 16 年了。

- Can you sing us your favorite song?

- 可以獻唱一首妳最愛的歌嗎？

♫ Rah rah ah ah ah

♫ Rah rah ah ah ah

(laughs) ♫ Roma roma ma

（笑聲）♫ Roma roma ma

- [Interviewer] Can you strut around him?

-（訪問者）可以在他旁邊走來走去嗎?

- Walk around him?

- 你是說繞著他走？

- Uh-huh.

- 沒錯。

(laughs)

（大笑）

- Woah this turned into a whole new...

- 哇喔，這整個變成新... 劇碼

(all laugh)

（全部人大笑）

- Do I have transsexual?

- 我有「變性人」的牌卡嗎？

No.

- 沒有。

- You could be a guy, but I don't think so.

- 妳可能是男的，不過我不覺得。

- She screams straight woman, you know.

- 她散發著「異性戀」的感覺，你懂的。

Just getting glammed up, definitely the way she roared out Lady Gaga.

- 就打扮得美美的，看她高歌 Lady Gaga 的方式。

- Yeah, she's straight. (laughs)

- 沒錯，她是異性戀。（大笑）

- [Interviewer] Why do you think that?

-（訪問者）為什麼你會這麼覺得？

- Because...

- 因為...

- No matter what you identify as, I'm gonna give you straight.

- 不管你的性別認同是什麼，我都會說你是異性戀。

- Okay. - Are you sure?

- 就是了。 - 你確定嗎？

(crew laughs)

（全體人員大笑）

- Yeah, I'm positive. - Okay.

- 當然，我很確定。 - 好吧。

(laughs)

（大笑）

- Hi.

- 嗨。

- The Jordan emblem kinda popped out at me.

- 喬丹的 logo 讓我眼睛一亮。

- Do you know who Bette Davis is?

- 你知道 Bette Davis 是誰嗎？

- No.

- 不知道。

- Do you know who Barbra Streisand is? No?

- 那你知道 Barbra Streisand 嗎？

(crew laughs)

（全體人員大笑）

- Do you know who Bette Midler is?

- 那 Bette Midler 呢？

- No.

- 也不知道。

- Another straight one.

- 又來一個直男。

- [Interviewer] Why?

-（訪問者）理由是？

- He's straight.

- 就是直男無誤。

(all laugh)

（所有人大笑）

- How are you? - Good how are you?

- 你好嗎？ - 挺不賴的，你呢？

- Good thank you.

- 不錯，謝謝你。

- What's your favorite sport?

- 你最喜歡的運動是？

- Baseball.

- 棒球。

- What's your favorite type of car?

- 最喜歡的車是哪款的？

- I like Camaros.

- 我喜歡雪佛蘭 Camaro。

- Yeah, me too, see this guy's, talkin' 'bout man.

- 我也是。你看，這傢伙講的都是很 man 的東西。

- Well I don't know too many gay Asians,

- 我沒認識太多亞裔的同志，

so I'll say heterosexual.

所以我猜他是異性戀。

- You can just give me that right now.

- 可以立馬把牌子給我了。

(laughs) Your hat.

-（大笑）你的帽子露餡了。

Only straight guys wear hats. (laughs)

只有直男會戴帽子。（大笑）

- There you go. - [Interviewer] Alright.

- 給你戴上。 - （訪問者）好唄。

- Cool hair, just kinda looks edgy.

- 酷酷的髮型，看起來有點前衛。

Confident stance.

很自信的站姿。

- You, he look like a J. Crew commercial.

- 他看樣子就像 J.Crew 廣告裡的型男。

(laughs)

（大笑）

- Push me, that way. Okay.

- 朝這邊，推我！

- Jump.

- 給我跳！

- Do five pushups.

- 做五下伏地挺身。

One, two, three.

一、二、三。

- This is really difficult.

- 這真的很難猜。

- I'm gonna just go with asexual.

- 我會猜無性戀。

Doesn't strike me as someone who is very sexual.

他不讓我覺得他是個對性有 fu 的人。

- I think he's gay.

- 我認為他是同志。

- Pansexual, even though I'm not really quite sure.

- 泛性戀，即使我不太確定。

(both laugh)

（兩人大笑）

- How are ya? - Good.

- 妳好嗎？- 很好。

- Startin' off with the sniff.

- 先來聞聞看。

Hmm.

- 嗯...

- She's not really like girly girly.

- 她不是真的很女生、很女生的樣子。

She has like this kinda like masculine energy to her.

反而散發出某種男性的能量。

- Bisexual.

- 雙性戀。

- Bisexual.

- 雙性戀。

- She's straight.

- 她是異性戀。

- Well I think you're a straight female.

- 我覺得妳是異女。

Out with your girlfriends, get a cocktail, that's a good typical night for you.

出門和閨密喝杯雞尾酒，對妳來說是再棒不過的夜晚了。

- Hi.

- 嗨。

- Hi.

- 嗨！

- Can we do the dancing?

- 可以跳個舞嗎？

- Yes, go to dance move. - Oh, I don't dance.

- 沒錯，啟動熱舞模式 - 喔，我不會跳舞。

(laughs) - Oh see, that's a clue.

（大笑）- 你看，好大的線索。

- I can't dance either.

- 我也不會跳舞。

- Can I have music at least?

- 至少給我點音樂吧？

(both laugh)

（兩人大笑）

(upbeat music)

（節奏輕快的音樂）

- I say straight.

- 我會說她是異性戀。

Most gay people I know dance like mad.

- 我認識的同志大部分跳起舞來都像瘋子。

- [Interviewer] How do gay people dance?

-（訪問者）同志通常怎麼跳舞？

- Like.

- 像這樣。

(all laugh)

（所有人大笑）

- Voguing, you know the whole bit.

- Voguing 舞，你知道那整組舞步跟手勢的。

- What made you cut your hair?

- 妳為何要剪短頭髮？

- I think it looks better short.

- 我覺得我留短髮比較好看。

- Do you play sports at all?

- 妳運動嗎？

- No.

- 不運動欸。

- No sports. - Wait, can I see them again?

- 不是運動咖。 - 等等，我再看一次妳的指甲。

- Usually girls who like having sex with girls have short nails,

- 通常喜歡和女生嘿咻的女孩會留短指甲。

so it doesn't like you know, cut up there, or do anything.

才不會... 你們知道的啦，刮到或做其他事時發生慘劇。

So it's like easier.

所以... 那過程會輕鬆點。

- You're definitely either bi or a lesbian.

- 你肯定是雙性戀或蕾絲邊。

Okay?

對嗎？

We gonna go with bi on this one.

- 我會說她是雙性戀。

- [Interviewer] Lance, do you think everyone's a bit bi?

-（訪問者）Lance，你是不是覺得每個人都有點雙性戀的感覺？

- Shit, not me.

- 靠，我才不是。

(all laugh)

（所有人大笑）

- I'm gonna give her homosexual.

- 我會說她是女同志。

- I feel like she might be queer femme.

- 我覺得她可能是婆（偏女性化的女同志）。

It's about the nails you guys.

一切都跟指甲有關。

- And you have gotten your rose.

- 妳拿到妳的牌卡了。

You may walk off.

可以下去了。

(laughs)

（大笑）

- [Interviewer] Okay. Can you guys all come out?

-（訪問者）好的，各位可以出來嗎？

[Interviewer] Alright, raise your hands if he got you wrong.

（訪問者）如果他猜錯你的性向的話，請舉手。

- Okay.

- 好的。

- Oh my god!

- 我的老天鵝！

I thought I got all of them wrong.

我以為我會全都猜錯他們的性向。

(all laugh)

（全部人大笑）

- Four outta nine?

- 九個人當中只猜中四個？

That's still a D.

不及格。

- Like 50%?

- 猜對一半？

- Raise your hands if I got you wrong.

- 如果我猜錯你的性向，舉個手。

Oh wait, really?

等等，這麼準嗎？

(all laugh)

（所有人大笑）

- Wait, are we sure?

- 等一下，確定嗎？

- [Ashley and Emmanuel] Yeah.

- [Ashley 和 Emmanuel] 對啦。

- [Interviewer] Who are you most surprised by?

-（訪問者）誰最讓你感到驚訝？

- I'm surprised by you the most.

- 我對妳最感到驚訝。

- I don't like the label homosexual.

- 我不喜歡同性戀的標籤。

- [Interviewer] What do you like being described as?

-（訪問者）那妳喜歡被定義為？

- A queer woman.

- 女酷兒。

- How do you identify?

- 妳怎樣定義自己的性向？

- I'm still deliberating whether I should identify as bisexual or pansexual. - Uh huh.

- 我還在考慮我是要將自己定義為雙性戀還是泛性戀。- 理解。

- Straight. - Straight.

- 異性戀。- 異性戀。

- Straight. - Straight.

- 異性戀。- 異性戀。

- I'm straight as well.

- 我也是異性戀。

- What did I say?

- 我是怎麼說你的。

- Asexual.

- 無性戀。

(laughs)

（大笑）

- Dang it.

- 該死！

(all laugh)

（所有人大笑）

- So off.

- 猜得好爛。

- Are you gay?

- 你是男同志？

- I am gay.

- 沒錯，我是男同志。

- Are you lesbian?

- 妳是蕾絲邊？

- I'm gay.

- 我是同志。

- You're gay, okay.

- 妳是同志，好的。

- What about you?

- 那你呢？

- I'm gay.

- 我是同志啊。

- My freaking co-worker dresses like you, but I didn't want to make that assumption. (all laugh)

- 我朋友兼同事穿得跟你一模一樣，但我不想假定我朋友也是。（所有人大笑）

- And you were right, I was a transgender.

- 你是對的，我以前是變性人。

But I always consider myself as straight.

但我始終都認定自己是異性戀。

- All the things you said fit.

- 所有你講的是很符合女同志啦。

- Oh true, but then-

- 確實，但回頭想想

- Right up 'til ...

- 直到

- 'Til that.

- 直到那樣。

- I stereotyped.

- 我被刻板印象影響。

- I have a lot of things that I need to learn about every single community.

- 關於各種性向的族群，我有許多需要學習的。

- I feel horrible as a person actually.

- 老實說我覺得自己很糟糕。

And I hope I didn't offend anyone.

我希望我沒有冒犯到任何人。

- [Interviewer] Anything else you're really curious about?

-（訪問者）還有任何事你感到好奇的嗎？

- Is this your first time meeting a gay Asian?

- 這是你第一次見到亞裔的男同志嗎？

- I think so, yeah.

- 我想是的。

(laughs)

（大笑）

- Yeah.

- 沒錯，第一次遇到。

- Do you like it?

- 你喜歡嗎？

(all laugh)

（所有人大笑）

Where'd you get these people anyway?

- 你們到底怎麼找到這些人的？

(all laugh)

（所有人大笑）

Hey guys thanks for watching!

各位好，謝謝收看！

I hope you subscribe to our channel because we're posting more content from this shoot.

希望你們訂閱我們的頻道，因為我們會發佈更多關於這支影片的好料，

You'll get to hear even more about what it was like to be in this lineup.

你將會聽到更多影片裡這些人的感想。

As always leave a comment and tell us what you thought about this video,

和以前一樣，在影片下方留言，告訴我們你們對這影片的想法。

if you have any personal experiences of your own.

或如果你有個人親身經驗的話。

Thank you!

謝謝。