Oh, you're so well spoken.

你英文講得真好

Just imagine, instead of being a stupid comment, a microaggression is a mosquito bite.

把「微歧視」想像成蚊子咬，而非愚蠢的意見

Argh, It's a compliment!

吼，這是誇獎！

Mosquito bites and their itch are one of nature's most annoying features.

蚊子咬還有它所導致的癢，是這世上最煩人的東西之一

But if you're only bitten every once in a while.

但如果你只是偶爾被叮一下

No.

不

Where are you really from?

你到底是從哪來的？

Umm...Cleveland?

呃...Cleveland 啊

Sure, it's annoying, but it's not that big a deal.

當然，這很煩人，但並不是什麼大事

The problem is that some people get bitten by mosquitoes a lot more than other people.

但問題是，有些人相較於其他人更常被蚊子叮

I mean a lot more.

頻繁很多

Whether it's on a date.

不論在一個約會中

Your English is so good!

你的英文真好

Excuse me?

你說什麼？

Going grocery shopping.

或是採買日常用品

You know everything happens for a reason.

你知道事出必有因的吧

I'm just buying apples.

我只是想買蘋果而已

Commuting to work.

或是去上班的途中

So when are you going to have a baby?

你什麼時候要生小孩？

Watching TV.

或看電視時

We have to keep the redskins name!

我們要維護印地安人的名譽

It's part of our culture and history!

這是我們的文化以及歷史的一部分

Or just walking down the street with your partner.

或只是跟你的伴侶走在街上

I couldn't even tell you were gay!

我根本看不出來你是同性戀者

(sign) Mosquitoes seem to pop up everywhere.

(嘆氣) 蚊子真的到處都是

Do you know John?

你認識 John 嗎？

And getting bit by mosquitoes every goddamn day. Can I touch your hair?

該死的每一天都被蚊子咬。我可以摸你頭髮嗎？

Multiple times a day.

一天被咬好幾次

So pretty, can I touch your hair?

真的好美，我可以摸你頭髮嗎？

is fucking annoying.

超級無敵煩人的

And makes you want to go ballistic on those mosquitoes.

那些蚊子真的會讓你氣死

Which seems like a huge overreaction to people who only get bit every once in a while.

對於偶爾才會被蚊子咬一次的人來說，這可能會顯得反應過度

It's just a mosquito bite.

只是一個蚊子咬嘛

Who cares?

那又怎樣？

Just another angry black woman.

又只是個生氣的黑人女人而已

Of course beyond just being annoying,

當然，除了煩人以外

some mosquitoes carry truly threatening diseases that can mess up your life for years.

有些蚊子帶著會毀掉你好幾年人生的疾病

Astrophysics?

天體物理學？

Hmm maybe you should try a less challenging major?

你要不要考慮選簡單一點的主修？

Ow my dreams.

我的夢想...

And other mosquitoes carry strains that can even kill you.

而其他蚊子帶著可能置你於死地的原體

It looked like he was up to trouble.

他剛剛一副要找麻煩的樣子

OK?

好嗎？

I felt threatened.

我覺得我受到威脅

So next time you think someone's overreacting.

所以下次你如果覺得有人在過度反應

Just remember, some people experience mosquito bites ALL THE TIME.

記住，有些人無時無刻都在被蚊子叮

You're all so exotic, wow!

你們都長得好有異國情調哦

And by mosquito bites, we mean microaggressions.

以上所說的蚊子咬，其實是指「微歧視」