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  • So you're going to make me guess your name?

  • Are you following me?

  • I was actually just going to ask you the same thing.

  • Okay. Look, you're hot.

  • I may resist for a while, but we both know eventually I'll give in.

  • So why don't we just skip that.

  • Why don't you put a baby in me?

  • - Now. - You know, honestly...

  • I was thinking dinner first.

  • But we could try the baby thing, if you want.

  • You are trying. Way too hard.

  • Trying's the best part.

  • - Summer. - Hi.

  • I was hoping we'd see you here.

  • I couldn't sleep last night. I am so excited.

  • Hey, it's your day today, Summer.

  • - Oh, thank you. - You're welcome.

  • Hey, fresh face. You here for the qualifiers?

  • Uh, no, no, I'm not trying out.

  • I'm actually already on the team.

  • You're already on this team?

  • I'm Matt Brody. Ready for duty.

  • "Ready for duty"? Oh, okay.

  • Um, you got any papers or anything like that?

  • I do. There you go.

  • Oh, it's a permission slip. Literally. "Dear Mitch,

  • "I am pleased to write you on behalf of Mr. Matt Brody."

  • - Right. Well, no free passes. - Yeah. Whoa.

  • At all. Yeah, 'cause I don't give a shit.

  • I legit needed those for my taxes.

  • What you need is to understand that if you're going to be on this team,

  • - you got to earn it. - Really?

  • Yeah. So, why don't we start this whole thing over,

  • just like gentlemen?

  • Where you from, One Direction?

  • Um... Iowa?

  • - Iowa? - You heard of it?

  • Yeah, I know what it is.

  • - Hey, Steph. - Hey.

  • New Kids on the Block here is from Iowa.

  • Oh, man.

  • And, uh, he says he's already on the team.

  • - Yeah. - Doesn't have to try out.

  • - Really? - Yeah, absolutely.

  • Let me ask you this... A lot of oceans in Iowa?

  • No, just ponds and lakes and cocky pretty boys, apparently.

  • Uh-huh. Cocky pretty boys.

  • Hey, Mitch, what happened to that

  • last pretty boy recruit we had?

  • - He died. - R.I.P.

  • Are you guys being serious right now?

  • I honestly can't tell.

  • You show up here, matching bathing suits.

  • What is this, "lifeguard hazing"?

  • I'm Matt Brody.

  • I hold the world record in the 200 meter.

  • Two gold medals.

  • - Hey! Matt Brody. - Matt Brody.

  • Yes, yes.

  • Absolutely. And we still

  • - don't give a fuck. - Don't give a fuck.

  • No, fresh out. Fresh out of fucks. Yeah.

  • Okay, that ocean out there has riptides

  • that'll tear your little mangina in two.

  • My mangina?

  • So you are being serious.

  • Dead serious, right now, NSYNC, all right?

  • This ain't no little fucking pond out of Iowa.

  • So with all due respect,

  • you want to be here on this team, on our team,

  • you're gonna have to earn it.

  • Look, I get it.

  • You're big, Sasquatch.

  • But I'm fast.

  • Really fucking fast.

  • Which is why somebody important thinks I belong here.

  • So when you two figure out who the fuck I am,

  • you can find me on the beach.

  • See you.

  • Did that really just happen?

  • - It did. He slapped me. - Wow.

  • Yeah. His hands were soft and supple though,

  • - like a woman. No offense. - None taken.

  • You know what, man? I gotta tell you,

  • I'm feeling really good about this year.

  • You know what I'm saying?

  • Good luck out there, man. Good luck.

  • Thanks.

  • And if you need some extra motivation...

  • - Looking at it right there. - Hey...

  • You okay? Help! C.J., help!

  • My friend is choking! Help!

  • No, not C.J. Not C.J. No, no!

  • Are you okay? You're choking.

  • Oh, God.

  • Are you okay?

  • - Ronnie. - You're gonna be just fine.

  • What?

  • Ah! Thank you!

  • - Ronnie, are you okay? - Oh, yeah.

  • Are you sure?

  • Yeah, yeah. No, don't touch, don't touch.

  • Okay.

  • I'm so good. You did good, good, good work.

  • Good job. Thank you, you can go now.

  • Okay, um, drink some water...

  • - Thank you so much. Okay. - ...I guess.

  • - Dave? - Yeah.

  • - How does it look? - How does what look?

  • Down there.

  • Does not look good at all.

  • Yeah, what does it look like?

  • Looks like your dick is trapped between two slats of wood.

  • Okay, I just... Fuck, I can't reach it.

  • I just need you to get down there and just pop it out.

  • No, I can't do that at all.

  • Come on, I just need you... You grab that dick

  • - and you push it out. - No, no.

  • Okay. Hi.

  • I'm going to help you.

  • We're going to deflate the situation together. Okay?

  • - Okay. - Focus.

  • Think about things that turn you off.

  • Maybe like, um... Like your grandma's underwear?

  • - Mmm-mmm. Not working. - No? Okay, cool.

  • - Maybe, like... - Ostriches.

  • - Guys, still stuck. - Mitch, hey, need you.

  • No, no, not Mitch. Don't bring Mitch over.

  • - Hey. - Hey, Mitch is here.

  • Ronnie, you pumped about the qualifiers, buddy?

  • You know it, man. I'm just, um... I'm really...

  • Really excited to quit my double major in robotics

  • and computer science and really, really do something with my life.

  • You don't need to look down there.

  • Do not touch me right now.

  • - Not even touching you. - Okay.

  • Wow. Okay.

  • Looks like you got your beef and your biscuits

  • stuck down there.

  • It's gonna be okay. I've been through it, too.

  • - Not a big deal. - Really?

  • Yeah, absolutely. I was stuck in a woman for hours once.

  • Couldn't get out.

  • - Totally the same, yeah? - It's the same thing.

  • Stuck junk is stuck junk.

  • Stuck junk is stuck junk. Okay.

  • All right, buddy, we're gonna have to, uh, flash-freeze your johnson.

  • No, no, it's okay, it's okay, I got it.

  • Look, it's okay.

  • - Oh, my God. - Nope. Still stuck.

  • I mean, if you think about it, it's a good thing, right?

  • Congratulations.

  • Hey, uh, how you feeling, sport?

  • Better, but could we get

  • some sort of perimeter going for the crowd?

  • Nah. Nobody's looking. Just us.

  • God, you're lying. That's a lot of people.

  • Mitch, I can't get the swelling to go down.

  • All right.

  • We're going to have to pull it out.

  • - Pull it? - Yeah.

  • - Just like pulling a tooth. - What?

  • Don't you touch my dick!

  • I'm okay.

  • Ronnie, are you okay?

  • Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good.

  • I'm proud of you, Ronnie.

  • Fuck you, Dave. You're my worst friend.

So you're going to make me guess your name?

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