Also, going bot is the best because your Pewpew skill will make you become the best AD carry ever and not a single ally fuckabish will be able to farm.

當然是選在人人都衝魔傷 就看你出物傷的時候啦

If the enemy is poking you hard in the ass, your Fruit Ninja skill is here to show him that you don't give a single shit about him.

搞瘋隊友同時搞瘋敵人

And his support will never be able to hold you down.

而且你打的手槍可以讓你成為最強 AD Carry

When your jungler comes to gank, you should follow the Emo Mage just like in Dragon Ball and have a sexy foursome with the late Flasher.

你那個混帳隊友讓他吃土去吧

When your ButtFucking Friend makes a surprise gank on that sexy sniper, use a Let's Party skill to chase her,

如果你的敵人把你打很痛

slow her with a Pewpew and Firework to deal tons of damage while getting a free kill from a suicidal Leblanc.

變身水果忍者 讓他知道你根本沒在鳥他

The best thing about Pirate Boy is that you can engage a fight for your ButtFucking Friend even if you're not there and get an assist to make more money.

他的輔助也甭想把你打到

If Jarvan wants to kill you, taunt him just like this, bring him near your tower, Firework to slow him down and turn back to love suicide with him even if you could safely escape.

就定位

Why in the world would you turn back? So he can kiss your ass over your dead body.

準備

When you get your Lich Bane, your Pewpew will deal so much damage, so use it to piss off Tarzan Woman until she dies.

一起閃忍者

Thanks to your AP build, your Fruit Ninja skill will heal you so much that you can continue to farm, to jungle or to destroy your enemy's base like a boss.

你的打野來 Gank 的時候

Also, no one will be able to stun you long enough to land their sure-kill combo and you'll get away before Graves manage to shoot his dirty balls on you.

你應該像龍珠劇情一樣死跟著那個 Emo 法師

What's more? Karthus' ultimate will hurt less than a baby's scratch,

然後跟那個不會果斷「閃現」的來個激烈 4P

you can take on any attack without caring one bit

當你的好基友跟狙擊大姐來個 Gank 的時候

and freezing a lane to make your opponent lose money and experience will never harm you anymore.

立刻開轟趴追擊

But, AP Gangplank finds his true value in his unstoppable Firework, letting him pickpocket large minions waves from anywhere without putting a single effort

打一發手槍將她緩速

and your whole team will be jealous that you're the only one gaining money and leveling up when you're all together.

然後放煙火輸出 Tons of Damage

Aside from farming, this skill will allow you to (SCREW MY HOMEWORKS) without moving from your base,

順便撿掉路過自殺的勒布朗

to protect your base from imminent destruction,

當海盜最讚的是

to defend your tower on his deathbed and

就算你不在那邊 也能幫好基友開戰

Oh Shen is trying to finish him off! Will he be able to do it? He's not backing off one bit! The duel is so close! And Shen suffers a glorious death!

順便路過賺點助攻錢

Hrmm Hrmm...you can even piss off your own team by using Firework at the last second to steal every single kills from them, no problem!

嘉文想要殺你的話

When you're not present in a teamfight because you're busy farming, you should at least Firework the enemies to help your team and get assists for every kill they make.

像這樣嘲諷他

If your Firework miraculously didn't scratch that Emo Mage, you shouldn't feel bad because if your team manage to kill her, you still get an assist for your effort.

把他帶到塔附近

THANK YOU RIOT GAMES!

放個煙火將他緩速

What else can you do with that skill? Get a blue buff from the blind fuckabish if you're too lazy to go there,

就算你可以安全落跑 你也要轉身跟他雙雙殉情

use it as a portable ward to know the enemy's location and scare them,

那你為什麼要走回去呢

piss off that Jarvan by making him run away or slow the Raging Kid to save a indecisive Card Master.

這樣他才能一親你的芳「菊」

Your Let's Party skill doesn't scale with AP, but it's more than enough to save that kiddo getting bullied by a ninja,

拿到「巫妖之禍」之後

to run away with your brother's wife,

你打的手槍會變很痛

to siege any building like a terrorist

不停地對著泰山姐打手槍打到她死吧

and to have a feast with a rich Dragon.

出了 AP 的裝備

Your Pewpew skill also doesn't scale with AP, but not harassing an Emo Mage is not an option,

變身水果忍者可以幫助你

making Jayce waste his Flash is a piece of cake,

農小兵

harassing that Ezreal all day all night is the easiest thing do to in the game

打將狗

and finishing off every unlucky fuckabish before they run away to safety is the most enjoyable thing to do in the world.

或者超強地拆他塔

If you want to teamfight, let that Rock Solid Dude facecheck that brush for you, Pewpew-Firework combo your enemies and have a fearsome threesome with the last one standing.

沒人可以把你給秒殺掉

Firework here to have the greatest fivesome with the Gem Lover.

葛雷夫想對你射蛋蛋也不是一件容易事

Never forget to aim your Firework to damage the highest number of enemies to take away most of their life force, making them run away like pussycats.

還要好處嗎