My girlfriend tweezes my eyebrows,

我女友會幫我修眉

it's like a weekly thing we do.

像是每周例行公事

I actually find it really therapeutic.

感覺其實蠻療癒的。

I've never used one of these.

我從來沒用過

Usually I'm like, oh what's this, move that out of the way.

我常常就會像這樣，喔這是甚麼，然後丟到一旁

I don't know how this is done.

我不知道要怎麼做

This is fleek, though.

這是眉筆

This is, this is, the fleek?

所以，這是眉筆？

Let's do this.

來吧！

Cheers, let's go.

乾「筆」

We've got stencils here.

首先有蠟紙

My eyebrow doesn't look anything like this.

我的眉毛很不上相

Oh, this does not look good.

喔，看起來不太好

This looks like I need to tweeze

看來我真的需要修眉

a lot of it. - Wait, this is bad.

好好地修一番；等等，看起來很糟

I may just wing it, and just do it freehand.

我應該只要挑眉就好，然後直接用手拔

Brave.

好棒棒

I'm just gonna grab and pull, like.

我就直接用力拉扯，像這樣

It's what I'm good at.

這我最會了

I mean ... - I'm getting

我覺得...；我這

some little hairs here.

還有些小毛

This is actually kind of not bad.

感覺還不賴

Geeze, it hurts.

天呀，會痛

Okay, that one hurt.

拔這根會痛耶

That was like a bigger hair.

感覺是根大毛

I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

不知道自己到底在做什麼

Just like I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

就像是我在懷疑人生一樣

Like, I feel like I'm scared over here.

我覺得我有點點怕怕的

Alright, here we go.

棒，拔下來了

Maybe if I start getting some of these bigger hairs that are more problematic looking.

感覺我可以開始拔大根的囉！大根的比較不好看。

'kay, all my hairs are bigger and problematic looking.

這麼說，我的都又粗又大，很不耐看囉！

Where are your hairs that you're putting down?

你拔的毛都放在哪去了？

They're here.

這裡呀

Look at mine.

看看我的

You see mine everywhere?

到處都是

I don't feel like this is that bad.

感覺還不賴嘛

Pulling

我拉

Oh, lord.

喔，天呀

t's getting red.

開始紅了

Is it?

是嗎？

Yeah, is that a thing?

有了嗎？

Mm, maybe, I dunno.

或許，不知道耶

No stop, stop, stop.

不要動

This is actually starting to look pretty solid.

這根真的「一毛不拔」。

This is, I think I'm starting to look good.

感覺我變好看了

Yeah, it actually is. - Right?

沒錯；真的？

Your arch game on point.

你的兩道拱門很上相

I do feel a little more glamorous.

我更容光煥發囉

I have two brows now.

我的兩道眉毛出來了

Pretty good.

很好看

Look, it looks like I've done literally nothing, and look.

你看，感覺我沒甚麼變，結果

This is absurd.

太誇張了。

Oh, I do have a tiny arch, like real tiny.

我的眉毛也很翹好嗎？這裡很翹

It's 'cause you're making it, man.

因為你在挑眉啊

You make your arch.

你在蓋你的拱門

This wasn't that painful.

其實不那麼痛

I think if guys are scared, or anyone's scared of the pain,

如果男生或是任何人怕痛的話

it's really, like, negligible.

感覺真的很孬。

Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna tweeze my eyebrows again.

我覺得我不會再修眉了

I mean, at least by myself.

只少我不會自己來

Take your hairs and throw it in the air .

把你的毛拋向空中吧

Like confetti?

像彩帶屑

Yeah, mine could be like confetti.

是呀，我的彩帶屑

It's too much.

好多好滿

Dude, look at this.

老兄你看看

Oh, that's too much, that's gross.

太多了，有點噁心

Here's all my, anybody want my DNA?

這裡都是我的 DNA，有人要嗎？

Oh wow, it came all the way...

喔，都跑來這了

It's, yeah,

是呀

you got lots. - It's everywhere.

你很多，到處都是

I mean, I got hairs too.

我也很多

Guys, if you need some Chelly DNA, yeah.

各位，如果有人要 Chelly 的 DNA，麻煩了