And those of you who were parents know that

你們做家長的知道

children love animals, especially talking animals,

孩子喜歡動物，尤其是會說話的動物

you know kids keep talking with animals on TV

例如他們會一直跟電視上的動物講話

and there are movies a lot

也有很多相關的電影

They love them

孩子愛牠們

But I always wonder how they will react of they saw a talking animal in real life,

但我很好奇他們如果在現實世界看到會說話的動物會有什麼反應

so we've got a Hollywood makeup artist,

所以我們邀請了好萊塢的化妝師

and we ask him to transform me into a very realistic looking pig

請他把我變成跟真的豬一樣

And then we invited young kids to come in off the street

然後隨機在路上邀請孩子

to meet Jimmy the pig

見見吉米豬

Alright, Jetta, I'll introduce Jimmy the pig

好，Jetta，我現在要來介紹吉米豬

Just a regular pig

就是很一般的豬

He's pretty cool

他蠻酷的

He's sleeping now

他現在在睡覺

But you can pat him here

但你可以這樣輕輕拍牠

Alright

好

You want pat him for a little while?

你想要拍牠一下嗎？

After go breastfeed the koala bear.

等等我們去餵無尾熊

Alright

好

Good luck.

祝你好運

Can I pat him?

我可以拍牠嗎？

Hi.

嗨

Have you ever met a talking pig before?

你們有看過會說話的豬嗎？

No

沒有

Can you guys keep it a secret?

你們可以保守這個秘密嗎？

Yeah

可以

That cowboy

那個牛仔

the big jerk that brought you in here

那個帶你們進來的怪人

we did not let him know that I could talk

你們絕對不能告訴他我可以說話

Okay

好

Okay, and I won't be able to come to live in your houses with you.

好，這樣我才能到你們的家跟你們一起住

I think I here the boots

我好像聽到腳步聲了

How's everything going?

一切都還好嗎？

Good

很好

Still sleeping

還在睡覺啊

Yeah

對

Hey, I brought bacon for you guys

嘿，我帶了一些培根給你們

Do you want to eat some?

你們想要一些培根嗎？

You must be really hungry

你們一定餓了

Yeah, it's good for you

這對你們很好

Leftover from this morning

早上剩下的

Okay, such a good pig

好，好乖的豬

Alright, eat you bacon now, I'll be right back

好，吃你們的培根，我等等回來

You're ugly

你很醜

Excuse me?

蛤

The pig said that

是豬說的

What?

啥？

The pig said what.

豬說什麼？

-Nothing -Did you call me ugly?

-沒事 -你說我很醜？

No

沒有

I'm gonna be honest

我必須老實說

I've known the pig a lot longer than you

我認識這隻豬的時間比你長

When he says he didn't talk, and he can't talk

當牠說牠不會講話的時候，牠是真的不會講話

Then I believe

我就會相信

Can you talk?

你會說話嗎？

No.

不會

He just said he can't talk

牠說牠不會說話

These girls says that you could talk

這些女孩們說你會說話

isn't that ridiculous?

不是很荒謬嗎？

It's ridiculous.

很荒謬

Now, I gonna take my bacon back

現在我要把培根拿回來

As you become more honest to me

等到你們變得更誠實的時候再給你們

They said you talk

她們說你會說話

That's crazy.

真是瘋了

Hey, what's the big idea?

嘿，你們在幹嘛？

You told him I talk

你跟他說我會講話？

I didn't!

我沒有啊！

I know you didn't. How could you told him I talk?

我知道你沒有，那你怎麼可以跟他說我會說話？

I didn't...

我沒有...

Did you see that bacon he gave you?

你們有看到他給你們的培根嗎？

Yeah

有

You know where he got that?

你知道他從哪裡拿來的嗎？

From the last pig that was in this fence

從上一隻在這裡圍籬的豬

So I don't want to end up like that

所以我不想最後變成那樣

You like bacon.

你喜歡培根

No, it's made up of pigs.

不，它是從豬變來的

I do.

我喜歡

Sorry, no I don't. I was kidding

抱歉，我不是故意的。我只是在開玩笑

Okay, so when the cowboy comes backs in here

好，所以等一下牛仔又進來

what you guys will say

你們會說

"I'm sorry, we were lying and we want to..."

「我很抱歉，我們在說謊，然後我們要...」

I don't listen to talking pig.

我不想聽一隻豬的話

-You don't listen to talking pig? -I do

-你不想聽豬的話？-我想

You do? Good, good

你想？很好

I only listen to my parents

我只聽我父母的話

I'm not telling to listen to me

我不是要你聽我的話

I'm asking you to help me

我只是想請你幫助我

Will you help me?

你可以幫我嗎？

Okay, thank you.

好，謝謝你

So when he comes in...

所以等等他進來...

Alright, listen to me

好，聽我這邊

I'm freaking out of here

我快被嚇死了

I need to know the truth

我需要知道真相

Do I have a talking pig or not?

我有一頭會說話的豬嗎？

No

沒有

We made it all up

全部都是我們編的

You made it up?

你編的？

That why that we call you names

所以我們才叫你過來

How about I offer you each 20 dollars

如果我給你們一人 20 元

Tell me the truth

告訴我真相

-We all made up that he can talk. -Yeah

-他會說話都是我們亂編的 -對

You made it up?

你們編的

Yeah, but we're sorry

對，我們很抱歉

Yeah, we're way sorry.

我們非常抱歉

I have 40 dollars each

我給你們 40 元

40 dollars for each of them of you.

40 元給你們每個人

40 dollars, tell me the truth. Does he speak? -Yes

40 元，告訴我真相，牠會說話嗎？ -會

He does?

牠會？

Oh no!

噢不！

Oh no!

噢不！

Why would you do this?

你為什麼這麼做？

We had a good thing going of three of us

我們三個本來說好的

And then the money came in, everything changed

錢出現了，然後就全變了

Let me tell you something, girls

我告訴你們，女孩們

One morning, when you're eating breakfast,

你們早上在吃早餐的時候

and you bit into a piece of bacon,

然後你咬下一塊培根

and that bacon starts talking,

當那塊培根開始說話時，

I want you to know, that was me

我要你們知道，那就是我

You turn into bacon?

你變成培根？

Oh, forget it

好，算了

I am Jimmy Kimmel, did you know there were things other than

我是吉米・金摩，你知道網路上除了

pornography on the Internet?

黃色書刊以外還有什麼嗎？

Watch them on the Jimmy Kimmel Live Youtube channel.

到 Jimmy Kimmel 的 Youtube 頻道看影片

Which much like your own body.

像是你的身體

I encourage you to explore

我很鼓勵你去探索