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  • This is something I think you'd enjoy

    我覺得你們都會喜歡這個

  • And those of you who were parents know that

    你們做家長的知道

  • children love animals, especially talking animals,

    孩子喜歡動物,尤其是會說話的動物

  • you know kids keep talking with animals on TV

    例如他們會一直跟電視上的動物講話

  • and there are movies a lot

    也有很多相關的電影

  • They love them

    孩子愛牠們

  • But I always wonder how they will react of they saw a talking animal in real life,

    但我很好奇他們如果在現實世界看到會說話的動物會有什麼反應

  • so we've got a Hollywood makeup artist,

    所以我們邀請了好萊塢的化妝師

  • and we ask him to transform me into a very realistic looking pig

    請他把我變成跟真的豬一樣

  • And then we invited young kids to come in off the street

    然後隨機在路上邀請孩子

  • to meet Jimmy the pig

    見見吉米豬

  • Alright, Jetta, I'll introduce Jimmy the pig

    好,Jetta,我現在要來介紹吉米豬

  • Just a regular pig

    就是很一般的豬

  • He's pretty cool

    他蠻酷的

  • He's sleeping now

    他現在在睡覺

  • But you can pat him here

    但你可以這樣輕輕拍牠

  • Alright

  • You want pat him for a little while?

    你想要拍牠一下嗎?

  • After go breastfeed the koala bear.

    等等我們去餵無尾熊

  • Alright

  • Good luck.

    祝你好運

  • Can I pat him?

    我可以拍牠嗎?

  • Hi.

  • Have you ever met a talking pig before?

    你們有看過會說話的豬嗎?

  • No

    沒有

  • Can you guys keep it a secret?

    你們可以保守這個秘密嗎?

  • Yeah

    可以

  • That cowboy

    那個牛仔

  • the big jerk that brought you in here

    那個帶你們進來的怪人

  • we did not let him know that I could talk

    你們絕對不能告訴他我可以說話

  • Okay

  • Okay, and I won't be able to come to live in your houses with you.

    好,這樣我才能到你們的家跟你們一起住

  • I think I here the boots

    我好像聽到腳步聲了

  • How's everything going?

    一切都還好嗎?

  • Good

    很好

  • Still sleeping

    還在睡覺啊

  • Yeah

  • Hey, I brought bacon for you guys

    嘿,我帶了一些培根給你們

  • Do you want to eat some?

    你們想要一些培根嗎?

  • You must be really hungry

    你們一定餓了

  • Yeah, it's good for you

    這對你們很好

  • Leftover from this morning

    早上剩下的

  • Okay, such a good pig

    好,好乖的豬

  • Alright, eat you bacon now, I'll be right back

    好,吃你們的培根,我等等回來

  • You're ugly

    你很醜

  • Excuse me?

  • The pig said that

    是豬說的

  • What?

    啥?

  • The pig said what.

    豬說什麼?

  • -Nothing -Did you call me ugly?

    -沒事 -你說我很醜?

  • No

    沒有

  • I'm gonna be honest

    我必須老實說

  • I've known the pig a lot longer than you

    我認識這隻豬的時間比你長

  • When he says he didn't talk, and he can't talk

    當牠說牠不會講話的時候,牠是真的不會講話

  • Then I believe

    我就會相信

  • Can you talk?

    你會說話嗎?

  • No.

    不會

  • He just said he can't talk

    牠說牠不會說話

  • These girls says that you could talk

    這些女孩們說你會說話

  • isn't that ridiculous?

    不是很荒謬嗎?

  • It's ridiculous.

    很荒謬

  • Now, I gonna take my bacon back

    現在我要把培根拿回來

  • As you become more honest to me

    等到你們變得更誠實的時候再給你們

  • They said you talk

    她們說你會說話

  • That's crazy.

    真是瘋了

  • Hey, what's the big idea?

    嘿,你們在幹嘛?

  • You told him I talk

    你跟他說我會講話?

  • I didn't!

    我沒有啊!

  • I know you didn't. How could you told him I talk?

    我知道你沒有,那你怎麼可以跟他說我會說話?

  • I didn't...

    我沒有...

  • Did you see that bacon he gave you?

    你們有看到他給你們的培根嗎?

  • Yeah

  • You know where he got that?

    你知道他從哪裡拿來的嗎?

  • From the last pig that was in this fence

    從上一隻在這裡圍籬的豬

  • So I don't want to end up like that

    所以我不想最後變成那樣

  • You like bacon.

    你喜歡培根

  • No, it's made up of pigs.

    不,它是從豬變來的

  • I do.

    我喜歡

  • Sorry, no I don't. I was kidding

    抱歉,我不是故意的。我只是在開玩笑

  • Okay, so when the cowboy comes backs in here

    好,所以等一下牛仔又進來

  • what you guys will say

    你們會說

  • "I'm sorry, we were lying and we want to..."

    「我很抱歉,我們在說謊,然後我們要...」

  • I don't listen to talking pig.

    我不想聽一隻豬的話

  • -You don't listen to talking pig? -I do

    -你不想聽豬的話?-我想

  • You do? Good, good

    你想?很好

  • I only listen to my parents

    我只聽我父母的話

  • I'm not telling to listen to me

    我不是要你聽我的話

  • I'm asking you to help me

    我只是想請你幫助我

  • Will you help me?

    你可以幫我嗎?

  • Okay, thank you.

    好,謝謝你

  • So when he comes in...

    所以等等他進來...

  • Alright, listen to me

    好,聽我這邊

  • I'm freaking out of here

    我快被嚇死了

  • I need to know the truth

    我需要知道真相

  • Do I have a talking pig or not?

    我有一頭會說話的豬嗎?

  • No

    沒有

  • We made it all up

    全部都是我們編的

  • You made it up?

    你編的?

  • That why that we call you names

    所以我們才叫你過來

  • How about I offer you each 20 dollars

    如果我給你們一人 20 元

  • Tell me the truth

    告訴我真相

  • -We all made up that he can talk. -Yeah

    -他會說話都是我們亂編的 -對

  • You made it up?

    你們編的

  • Yeah, but we're sorry

    對,我們很抱歉

  • Yeah, we're way sorry.

    我們非常抱歉

  • I have 40 dollars each

    我給你們 40 元

  • 40 dollars for each of them of you.

    40 元給你們每個人

  • 40 dollars, tell me the truth. Does he speak? -Yes

    40 元,告訴我真相,牠會說話嗎? -會

  • He does?

    牠會?

  • Oh no!

    噢不!

  • Oh no!

    噢不!

  • Why would you do this?

    你為什麼這麼做?

  • We had a good thing going of three of us

    我們三個本來說好的

  • And then the money came in, everything changed

    錢出現了,然後就全變了

  • Let me tell you something, girls

    我告訴你們,女孩們

  • One morning, when you're eating breakfast,

    你們早上在吃早餐的時候

  • and you bit into a piece of bacon,

    然後你咬下一塊培根

  • and that bacon starts talking,

    當那塊培根開始說話時,

  • I want you to know, that was me

    我要你們知道,那就是我

  • You turn into bacon?

    你變成培根?

  • Oh, forget it

    好,算了

  • I am Jimmy Kimmel, did you know there were things other than

    我是吉米・金摩,你知道網路上除了

  • pornography on the Internet?

    黃色書刊以外還有什麼嗎?

  • Watch them on the Jimmy Kimmel Live Youtube channel.

    到 Jimmy Kimmel 的 Youtube 頻道看影片

  • Which much like your own body.

    像是你的身體

  • I encourage you to explore

    我很鼓勵你去探索

This is something I think you'd enjoy

我覺得你們都會喜歡這個

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【吉米秀】什麼?吉米變成豬了?! (Jimmy the Pig)

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