while maybe not the people getting scared, but it is hilarious for everyone else.

雖然可能不是那些被嚇的人，但是對其他人來說很好笑

So here is some of my favorite Ellen scares.

這些是其中一些我最喜歡的艾倫嚇人片段

So this is not where we're getting dressed.

所以這不是我們要換衣服的地方

No no no no. I'm over there.

不不不，我的換衣間應該在那邊

Okay.

好

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

啊！

(bleep)

(消音中)

Ha ha

哈哈

Okay so, so maybe you two will have children?

好，所以你們兩人以後可能會有小孩？

Oh my god! Umm…we're just having a nice time.

我的天！我們正享受兩人時光

No, I know, but I am just, I am just, you know, but I am just saying...

我知道，但我只是說...

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

啊！

(bleep)

(消音中)

He has been in here the whole time?

他一直都在這裡嗎？

Are you f*cking kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

Oh my god!

我的天！

Just like no...don't pee on it.

就像...不要尿在上面

Don't do any...Ahhhhhhhhhh!

別做任何...啊！

Ahhh! You son of b*tch

啊！你這個 X 人！

We're going to take a break, and then come back. We gonna meet your dance partner.

我們先休息一下再回來，接下來再見你的舞伴

What is he like?

他是個怎樣的人？

He is amazing.

他很棒

He has a good sense of humor. He is funny and he is very patient.

他有幽默感、好玩，也非常有耐心

But then once it's time to do the dance, and the whole minute, 30 seconds however long,

但是一旦到了他要跳舞的時刻，不論是一分鐘、三十秒或多長

It's down to business.

他就會進入狀態

Good. Because he's, I know he's a prankster.

因為我知道他很愛捉弄別人

Yes, but he hasn't prank me at something.

對，但他還沒有捉弄過我

Well, that's good. I mean because...

那很好，因為...

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

啊！

(laughter)

(笑聲)

Oh my gosh!

我的天啊！

Awww...I don't know what it should be, but...

我不知道這應該怎麼做，但是...

Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh my gosh! Come on!

啊！我的天！拜託！

Ahhh! Hahahaha!

啊！哈哈哈！

That's great, yeah, I mean we...

那很棒，我是說我們...

Ahhh~ Jesus Christ!

啊！我的天啊！

Ahhh! (bleep)

啊！(消音中)

Not funny.

這不好笑

Do you believe in ghosts?

你相信鬼嗎？

Yeah sure.

當然

You don't sound like you do.

你聽起來不相信

No, I mean there's different kinds I guess.

不，我猜有各種不同的鬼

Yeah sure. I mean there are different kinds.

當然，有各種不同的鬼

Ahhh!

啊！

There is an opportunity for, you know, I...

你知道有個機會...

Ahhh!

啊！

Oh my god! What the f*ck!

我的天啊！

Where's that guy? Bring him back!

那個傢伙在哪裡？把他帶回來

I am nervous! No, don't.

我很緊張！不，不要緊張

I am a little nervous.

我真的有點緊張

No. Didn't we call the truce to the prank and back and forth

不，我們不是已經停止互相捉弄了嗎？

That was before the last time, and they sent me out.

那是在上一次之前，然後他們就把我送出去了

Can I just say this is the only suit I have with me in Los Angeles.

我能說一下這是我在洛杉磯唯一一件西裝

So if you gonna slime me or super glue me to the chair, this is all I have to wear.

所以如果你要潑我或是把我牢牢黏在椅子上，你要知道這是我唯一一件能穿的西裝

Now I wanna do it.

現在我真的想這麼做

-I mean that made me actually... -Enticing.

- 我是說那個真的很... - 吸引人

It gives you an excuse to go shopping. Don't you have time to go shopping while you're here?

這給你一個好藉口去購物，你在這裡都沒有時間好好購物嗎？

We're rushed, we're doing a lot.

我們很趕，我們有很多事情要做

Oh no. I am not going to slime you, I promise.

我不會潑你的，我保證

Thank you.

謝謝

It seems to me...

這似乎...

Ahhh! No!

啊！不！

It's so petty, it's so childish.

這樣真的很小氣，這樣很幼稚

- You promised. - No, I didn't.

- 你承諾過我。 - 不，我沒有

Now I wet my suit, this is the only suit I have.

現在我的西裝濕了，這是我唯一一件

We will be right back.

我們稍後回來