I don't want it.

But I'm done with it.

Peter, shh.

I'll take it.

So due to his erratic behavior,

we have placed Principal Shepherd

on indefinite paid leave.

Typically Vice Principal McGuire would step in.

However, I was informed earlier today that she

was found dead in her car.

[cough]

Therefore, the board is seeking a parent volunteer

to serve as interim principal until a permanent replacement

can be found.

Lois, maybe I should do it.

I've always wanted a job where I can let my dandruff go wild.

What?

No way.

I'm not having my dad be the principal.

How embarrassing.

Yeah, no offense, Peter.

But I don't know if you should be running a school.

What are you talking about?

I'm a natural leader.

That's why I'm so good at leading Simon Says.

Simon says, leave the band.

Yeah, I don't know.

Well, you know what?

You guys are wrong, and I'm going to prove it to you.

Again, any volunteers?

I'll be your new principal!

Wonderful.

Why don't you come on up and introduce yourself?

All right.

James Woods High cheerleaders, give me a hand.

CHEERLEADERS: [cheering]

Check him out!

Check, check him out!

My name is Peter.

CHEERLEADERS: Check!

That ain't no lie.

CHEERLEADERS: Check!

I go pop, pop, fizz, fizz.

Oh, how sweet it is.

Check, check!

I'm done with this gum now.

I don't want it.

But I'm done with it.