It's always the same thing with her.

She makes a big deal out of nothing.

I can't even watch a bit of TV in peace.

What?

Nothing.

No, really. What?

It's just, you never make the first move.

Jesus, it's the same thing every night.

But it's true. It's always me...

and quite frankly,

I'm fed up with it!

Before you say anything. It has nothing to do with you being black.

Yes. Yes it does.

No it doesn't!

You know what?

You can stick this damn thing up your ass.

Here.

Now I can go first.

Where you going? I thought we were going to play.

Yeah, I'm just getting a soda.

You make the next move.

Ok. Great! Get me one too.

Sure.

I'll get you a soda.

Afterall, it doesn't look like we're ever going to have sex again

Oh god. Why the hell did I ever teach her how to play chess?