$16?

That's expensive. - Yes, sir.

Everything's very expensive because you're

paying for it on an iPad.

Now, if you'll just select a gratuity.

Options are 60%, 90%, and 200%.

Uh, I guess 60%?

OK, great.

And just sign by dragging your bare finger across this thing

I use to masturbate.

Uh, OK.

Thank you.

Please make sure to bang your head on that low hanging thing.

What are you-- ah!

Oh, you spilled something.

You want a napkin?

Yes, please.

All right, here's 40 blown by the wind.