I've been watching you for a while now.

我已觀察你好一陣子了

Or should I call you Mr I-don't-wash-my-hands-after-masturbating?

或者我該叫你"我打手槍之後不洗手"先生？

Oh my God.

我的天啊

Scott, I need you to be the Ant Man.

史考特，我需要你成為"蟻人"

One question: Is it too late to change the name?

有個問題：現在改名稱會太晚嗎？

No, it's not too late. I have a whole list of alternatives.

不，不會太晚。

- Small Man? - No.

我有一整個可以換的名單 "名稱列表 - 打手槍男孩專屬"

- Micro Man? - No.

- 小人？ - 不要

- Teeny Weeny Man? - No.

- 微小人？ - 不要

- The Shrinker? - No.

- 超小迷你人？ - 不要

- Captain Compensating? - Wha-? No!

- 縮水人？ - 不要

- Emascu-Lady? - No.

- 備胎隊長？ - 什麼？不要！

- The Dickless Wonder? - Uh, you know what?

- 閹割女俠？ - 不要

"Ant Man" has really grown on me.

- 無屌奇人？ - 呃，你知道嗎？

Well, that's why I picked it.

我現在喜歡“蟻人”了

Now, the suit has power.

嗯，這就是為什麼我選它

You have to learn how to control it.

這服裝有超能力

Uh, just make sure you wash your hands this time.

你必須學會如何控制它 "迪士尼"

And these are your greatest and only allies.

呃，確保你這次要洗手就好了

Aw, you're kinda cute.

而這些是你最好，也是唯一的盟友

AARGH! Role reversal!

哦，你還挺可愛的

When you're small, you have superhuman strength.

啊啊啊！立場互換了

You're like a bullet.

當你縮小時，你有超人的力量 "2015 蟻丘馬拉松"

So you need to know how to punch.

你就像一顆子彈

Show me how you punch.

所以，你要知道怎麼出拳

That's how you punch.

那妳示範給我看

OK then, show me how to rupture a kidney.

這就是如何出拳

You're a slow learner.

好吧，那接下來示範怎麼揍爆我的腎臟

You tried to hide your suit from me.

你真是個低能兒

- Well it's right here. Whoops! It's gone. - Stop it.

您試圖向我隱藏你的蟻人裝 "壞蛋"

- Where did it go? Oh, there it is. - Stop it.

- 它就在這裡。哎呦！它不見了 - 停下來

- Oh, its gone again! [LAUGHS] - Stop it! Stop hiding it, Scott!

- 哪去了？哦，在這裡 - 停下來

I wanna see it! No fair!

- 哦，它又不見了！ - 停下來！不要再藏了，史考特！

Now, its gonna blow up in your face

我看到它了！不公平！

and destroy everyone you care about.

已經沒有創新獨特的能力了

But... the only person I care about is you.

現在，它要炸毀在你的眼前

Nice try.

而且摧毀你在乎的每個人

Ah, these names suck!

但是...我唯一在乎的人就是你

- How about Anti-social Man? - No.

不錯的嘗試

- Anti-depressant Man? - No.

"黃蜂牌慢跑鞋"

- Anti-inflammatory Man? - No.

"虎頭蛇尾人"

- Anti-semitic man? - That's just racist!

啊，這些名稱遜爆了！

- Anti-septic man? - Mm, could have some applications.

- 那反社會人如何？ - 不要

- Anti-matter man? - Hey, now you're talking!

- 抗抑鬱人？ - 不要

- Anti-perspirant Man? - Stop talking.

- 消炎人？ - 不要