Name: 美國隊長應該如何結束 (How Captain America Should Have Ended)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:12:45.000Z
Duration: 3 min 59 s

Nope, nope, nope. You've seen nothing. He's uh,

不 不 不 你沒有看到任何東西....

Just aaa few more seconds and... Ah there
we go!

The plane's headed to bomb New York if I don't force it down now,

我要讓飛機迫降，否則紐約會被炸毀的

Please, don't do this. We have time, we can
work it out. Just turn the plane around.

不！快回頭，我們還有時間可以想辦法

I wish I could, but there's just no time.
It's just not in the cards, you know?

我希望我可以  但已經沒時間了
而且也沒有辦法解決了

What do you mean? Do you not have control
of the plane?

什麼意思？ 你沒辦法控制飛機嗎？

I actually got rid of most of them already.
They're not even bombs really, more like these

其實...我已經解決大部..全部了

tiny little airplanes with ejector seats and
everything.

Nothing. You know, they even painted the names
of the cities in bright plain english, too!

..沒事
他們還用英文寫上城市的名字

Why do you want it in english, sir? We are
German.

為什麼我們要寫英文？
我們是德國人啊

Then why cant you pilot one of the bombs back
here before the plane crashes?

為何不在墜機前開轟炸機回來？

I'm gonna need a rain-check on that dance,
Peggy.

佩姬...我想我們只能改天去跳舞了

You're not even going to look for a parachute?
Something, just right into the ground?

你連找降落傘或任何東西都不願意？

I'm really starting to doubt your interest
in this relationship.

With no options are viable, it's so heartbreaking.

已經沒有辦法了！
我心真的很痛

Crash your stupid plane, freeze to death if
that's what you want. See if I care!

如果你想撞毀冷死，看我會不會理你

It's so sad, I don't want to freeze to death.

Thanks for the muscles, but its too late now!

感謝我的大肌肌，但已經太晚了

When Captain America throws his mighty shield...

All those choose to oppose his shield must
yield...

When Captain America throws his mighty shield!!

Hey, Im Captain America, I can sock old Hitler
on the jaw.

嘿 我是美國隊長
我可以把希特勒塞進罐子裡

Yea, just make sure someone else pilots the
plane to get me there, right?

只要確定有人可以開飛機載我就好，對吧？

That other guy you were fighting, before you
froze yourself..

那個在你被冷凍前跟你打對台的那位

Haha, don't crash the plane in warmer waters!

哈哈！不要墜機在溫暖的海域喔！

I wanna swim when I'm chasing submarines.

Oh like you two could have done it any better?

Dude, I catch falling planes in midair like
every other week.

老兄，我三不五時都會接住要墜毀的飛機

Okay, when he gets here I'll do my hands like
this and you do your hands the same. And on

他到的時候，我會先把手擺這樣，你就跟著我

the count of three we catch him with a fence of fire.

Isn't that the purpose of having flame thrower arms?

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