got him from Gwyneth Paltrow's website.

Say hi to Pinko!

Hello.

What are you?

I am a Swedish creativity object

designed in conjunction with free-space theory,

which encourages cognitive freedom.

For instance, your cowboy concept

restricts imaginative thinking,

whereas I am conceptually neutral.

Andy chooses what I am, not the manufacturer.

I already hate this prick.

Hey, stop that!

We're all friends here, Mr. Potato Head.

Pinko, let me be the first to welcome you and shake your hand.

How can I shake your hand?

Uh, with your hand right there.

Who said that's a hand?

Maybe I'm a magical train and that "hand" is a wheel.

Maybe I'm a candy-making machine

or a hotel for tiny clowns.

My concept will come from Andy's brain, not yours.

Whoa! No need to get upset, man.

Man? How dare you!

Maybe I'm a woman.

Maybe I'm an asexual space creature.

Andy should decide

and not be forced into your narrow, violent world view.

Violent?

We are not violent toys.

Really? What is that holster used for?

Probably not organic fruit snacks.

And I bet that laser isn't meant

for pointing to things in a classroom setting.

That is a Tyrannosaurus rex,

a.k.a. nature's perfect killer.

And you're the most frightening toy of all.

What, because of my acerbic point of view?

You keep body parts in your trunk.

You know who else did that?

Jeffrey Dahmer.

And didn't you strap a bear to the grille of a truck

to teach him a lesson?

Who the Mafia?

you --

[ Door opens ]

Hey! Shh!

Andy's coming.

I can't wait to begin growing creatively with Andy.

"I am Pinko.

You decide what I am."

[ Scoffs ] Okay, you're trash.

Hey, can someone give me a hand?

Who says these are hands?

[ Laughs ]