my new year's resolution is...

我的新年新計畫是...

this year my resolution

今年，我的計畫是...

so my new year's relosution

所以我今年的計畫是...

this year

今年

this year...

今年...

I'm gonna eat healthy

我要吃得更健康

flaxseed? what the f...

亞麻籽? 什麼鬼!

five cheese burgers please

五個起司漢堡，謝謝!

I'm gonna drink less

我要喝少一點酒!

may I buy you a drink?

我可以請你喝酒嗎?

no, thank you

不了，謝謝你

can I buy you a drink?

我可以請你喝酒嗎?

Woooooooo

哇啊啊啊啊啊~

I'm going to get a pet

我要養一隻寵物

DOGGY

小狗狗~

WHY!!!

為什麼!!!!

fishy

小小魚~

bye-bye

拜拜~

I'm gonna study more

我要更認真讀書

let's do this

開始吧!

I'mma be more patient

我要更有耐性

oh look, a dime my lucky day

歐~ 一角ㄟ! 今天真幸運!

yup..but you know, I was reading the same..the um... "Automania Cars", right?

對...我再讀那個什麼.. 「瘋汽車」的網站

the one that drives himself

有台車會自己開

gosh...this little thing is..a littlie stinker

天啊...這東西...真討厭

Ahh...

啊...

I'mma spend more time with my family

我要多花點時間陪陪我的家人

Hi mom!

嗨!媽

when are you getting married?

你什麼時候要結婚?

Bye mom!

媽再見!

gosh... just got a little finger on there but...

天啊... 手指稍微摳到了，可是...

almost got this guy... hold on, bear with me a second

差一點了... 等等，再給我一秒鐘

we're going to learn how to bake

我們要學烘培!

this is gonna be fun

這一定會很有趣!

how can this happen!!

這怎麼可能!!

you are the worst baker in the world!

你是世界上最糟的烘焙師!

I hate you!

我恨你!

I'mma learn Chinese

我要學中文

ni hao ma

你好嗎?

ni hao ma

你好嗎?

what the f... did you just say?

你剛他X的說什麼?

sorry I got this going here...

抱歉 我想把錢撿起來...

pick up the dime!

把它撿起來!

I'm gonna learn to paint

我要學畫畫!

I'm gonna read more

我要多看一點書

Oh what the heck

歐! 什麼鬼

(in the wizard hat)

(就在巫師帽裡)

no way

不會吧

Wes, is it done yet?

Wes, 好了嗎?

I think so

差不多了

great, I can't wait to see it

太好了, 我等不及要看囉~

I love it oh my gosh, it's amazing

我愛死了 天啊，你太厲害了!

thank you so much, you're the best

謝謝你! 你是最棒的!

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five chicken burger...

五個雞肉漢堡...

wow

哇~

alright, you know what... just...I'm gonna have to go ahead...

好了... 我要... 我要離開了...

my dog... my dog is dead...

我的小狗狗... 我的小狗狗死了...

I said, uhh...

我是說, ㄜ...

it's page fifty-three, right there

53頁, 這裡

say it with me

跟著我說

-ni -ni

-你 -你

-hao -hao

-好 -好

-ma -ma

-嗎 -嗎

there you go

就這樣!

perfect!

很好!

-thank you guys -no problem, man

-謝謝你們! -小case!

I love albino Chinese people

我愛死白化症的中國人了

me too

我也是

just leave the dime! man

放棄吧!!

I'm sorry... I am sorry

我很抱歉...我真的很抱歉

leave it for what? another stranger to come by and get it?

把硬幣留著? 等別人順路經過撿走嗎?

take your time

慢慢來

this is my gold

我在試了嘛! ! 我沒留指甲啊

I'm trying, I don't have any nails

你要幫我嗎?

you want to help me out?

你的功課! 耐性

your homework, patient

什麼鬼啊! 哈利!

this is worth eight minutes on the (meter?)

這花八分鐘是值得的

Oh! what the hell, Harry!

歐，不!

Oh hell no!

你就像是梵谷再世!

Oh hell no!

謝謝你, 我們再來畫一幅吧!

you are the next van Gogh

-真的? -當然!

thank you so much, let's do another one!

-好! -開始吧!

-yeah? -yeah!

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-I'd love that! -let's do it!

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