And you have a bad allergy.

小心點！

Troops of the Boneyard, it's Clashmas time!

這可是從做堅果的廚房裡端出來的

This means we have a special visitorÖ

你又對堅果過敏

...Santa Claus!

墓園的夥伴們

Ho, ho, ho!

Clash耶誕節來了！

Youíve all been good, so Iíve brought my gift Cannon.

也就是說我們會有一位特別的客人

Merry Clashmas!

耶誕老人！

Sorry, that was the wrong Cannon.

HO！HO！HO!

A cannonball?

你們近來都表現不錯

I didnít know what else to get you.

看！我帶你們的禮物來了─加農炮

For the entire red army, I have a special, Super Magical,

Clash耶誕節快樂！

one-time-only, only available here, never before seen...

抱歉，用錯了

Clashmas Chest!

一顆加農炮彈？

Theyíre so easy to please.

我也想不出什麼其他能送你的

Itís snowing!

我送給紅隊的是

Snow day!

一個特別的

Awesome!

超級神奇的

Game on!

只出現一次

Ooh! Did I do that?

僅此處才有

Hey, everybody, look! Itís snowing again.

史無前例的

Itís beautiful! Maybe we have a chance for peace.

Clash耶誕寶箱！

Or not!

耶！

I love snow days!

他們也太容易滿足了

Glad you do.

（大家最想要的禮物）

I present this special chest, with holiday gifts for each one of you.

（對手離開了對戰）

For a friend thatís little screwy, give the gift that goes kablooey!

下雪了！

- Candy! Hot, hot! - It burns, but it tastes good!

下雪啦！

And what would the holidays be without awkward kissing?

耶！

Jeez! Four days to upgrade this thing, and one hour to demolish it.

太棒了！

Ew, cobwebs! Is there a spider on me? Kill me, but get it off!

比賽開始！

Oh, Santa surprise! It was outlawed for being too powerful.

噢！是我幹的嗎？

A spell that rare could fetch a lotta gems on the black market.

嘿，大家快看！

- Weíre gonna be rich! - No more building...

又下雪了！

We can upgrade everything immediately!

噢，哦！

- Just imagine it! - Hey, whaddaya think Iím doing?

太美了！

Weíd have so many gems, we wouldnít know what to do with them.

或許我們真的可以和平共處

Like my upgraded haircut?

還是算了吧！

What about my level 20 teeth?

我最喜歡下雪天了！

We wonít just upgrade, weíll innovate.

你喜歡就好

Ladies and gentlemen, weíre pleased to present the X-Bow level 40-S.

(HAPPY BRAWL-IDAYS)

Now, with fingerprint recognition!

我帶了一個特別寶箱

With all our upgrading, no one will ever have to work or battle again.

裡面裝滿了禮物

We can just be fat and happy.

人人有份

Hooog Siiitter.

發送禮物的朋友或許有些古怪

But then, who will take care of the village?

但他送出的禮物將

Oh, we have to!

引爆全場！

The trees in my neighborhood are out of control.

糖果!

They block my view of the water.

好燙！好燙！

Why my tower isnít as nice as Harryís?

節日裡怎麼能少了尷尬之吻

- Could you sweep this? - Mow the lawn!

天啊！升級這玩意要花四天

Whoís taking out the trash?

我們只用一小時就把它給毀了

- Can somebody wipe me? - Whoís planning my birthday party?

呃，是蜘蛛網！

My soup is cold.

我身上是不是有個蜘蛛？

Oh, no! What have we done?

快把它弄走

We havenít done anything yet.

錘死我也無所謂

We have to get rid of that Santa surprise.

噢

Uh, Buzz?

聖誕奇襲法術！

I drank it! Whatís gonna happen to me now?

這個法術被禁用了，因為它太強大了

I had a cousin who liked to play dress-up.

這麼稀有的法術拿到黑市上一定能換不少寶石

Ho, ho, ho! On Flamer, on Burner, on Blazer, on Spitzen.

我們要發財啦！

I donít know whether to be happy for him or what.

再也不用一錘一錘去敲建築了

He tipped five percent. Some Santa.

所有東西都可以立即完成升級

And now, the only way to end the perfect nightÖ

想像一下

The perfect Knight!

我這不正想著嘛

Thank you! Thank you! What a crowd, and what an evening, huh?

我們的寶石太多了

You know, this time of the year I canít help but think of others.

多到不知道該怎麼花

As a matter of fact, I canít help singing about them.

我的新髮型怎樣？

On the first day of Clashmas, My true love gave to me

那我這20級的牙齒呢？

A Wizard in a deep freeze...

我們不只會升級東西

I covered my mouth to sneezeÖ And then this!

還會創造新東西

I like my powers. I donít love my powers.

各位女士，各位先生

On the second day of Clashmas, My true love gave to meÖ Hey!

很榮幸向您展示我們的新作 40-S級X連弩

Two Archer warriors...

配備指紋識別系統！

This couldnít be more humiliatingÖ I was wrong!

我們升級建築後

...And the Wizard in a deep freeze...

大家再也不用工作或戰鬥了

Enough singing. Can someone get me out?

全部都胖著並快樂著

...On the third day of Clashmas, My true love...

野-豬-坐-士-來～～喔～～

Wait! We have to speed this up.

那麼問題來了

...On the twelfth day of Clashmas, My true love gave to me

村莊誰來看管呢？

Twelve barrelled Goblins...

啊，還是我們兩個！

Again! Again!

我們這塊地的樹長太快了

...Eleven Clashers clashing...

把海邊的風景全都擋住了

...Ten Wizards flaming...

為什麼Harry的法師塔比我的好？

Hey, fire slingers! Guy in ice cube. Over here! Me!

可以打掃一下這裡嗎？

...Nine bombs a-dropping...

該修理草坪了！

...Eight Miners mining...

- 能給我來杯水嗎？ - 誰來把這些垃圾扔掉？

Someone, please, help!

誰能幫我擦下屁股？

I have an itch, in exactly the place you donít wanna have one.

誰來給我準備生日派對？

...Seven Princes lancing...

我的湯都涼了

...Six Minions hording...

喔，不！

...Five Golems... a-Golem-ing?...

我們都幹了些什麼蠢事？

...Four boney fighters...

幸好什麼都還沒做

Excuse me!

我們得把這個聖誕奇襲法術處理掉

...Three Musketeers...

呃，Buzz你……？

...Two Archer warriors....

我把它喝掉了！

Yeah, we burnt the antlers. Weíll keep the noses.

我會變成什麼樣啊？

We like the noses.

我有個表弟也喜歡玩角色扮演

...And a Wizard in a deep freeze

Ho！ho！ho!

Thank you. Thank you.

出發了，火焰龍

Darn it.

烈焰龍

Whatís the matter, boss?

赤焰龍，還有熾焰龍

I was just hoping someone would get me something this year.

看他變成這樣，我也不知道該不該高興

We did! Look!

他付了5%的小費

Oh! Itís a Clashmas miracle!

這倒挺像個耶誕老人

I would not do that! Most of it is Poison Spell.

（騎士）

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Clashmas, gang!

（Clash耶誕節前夜的騎士）

Merry Clashmas to all. And to all a good fight!

最後

That may not be good!

這樣一個完美的夜晚當然需要一個