Bon appetit, ma lady.

小姐，請慢用。

I made my signature dish, Linguini a la Ben

我做了我的招牌菜，意大利細麵條 阿拉 本。

Enjoy

請享用。

Hmm...

嗯...

something wrong?

有問題嗎？

You're not eating

妳沒在吃。

Ben, is this a joke?

本，你開什麽玩笑？

I don't see any food here.

我在這裡看不到任何食物。

What are you talking about?

妳在說什麼？

I figured you of all people would love this particular dish.

我以爲妳最會喜歡這道菜。

Ben, you know how much I hate imaginary dinner night.

本，你知道我最討厭虛幻的晚餐。

Not as much as you hate this imaginary house,

總好過妳討厭我假想買的這個虛幻的房子。

which I imaginary pay for.

是嗎？沒有比你恨你的生活更多。

Yeah, well, not as much as you hate your life.

* 嘆氣 *

*Sigh*

我知道。

I know.

* 懸疑音樂加劇 *

*suspenseful music intensifies*

砰！

BANG

* 模仿噴血聲 *

pwfulla pwl BLEH

本，你知道你沒死。

Ben, you know you're not dead

閉嘴，我不知道。

Shut up. I do not

你都不知道你是否是真的？

You don't you know if you're real?

這句話什麽意思？

What do you mean by that?

你什麼意思？

What do you mean?

你什麼意思？

What do you mean?

* 嗶 *

*beeping*