Name: 蝙蝠俠V超人--喜劇回顧（HISHE配音 (Batman V Superman - Comedy Recap (HISHE Dubs))
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:12:02.000Z
Duration: 8 min 48 s

Time to remind everyone your parents are dead.

是時候提醒大家你的雙親已經死了

You shouldn’t have come here Lois Lane.

你不應該來這裡的，路易斯蓮恩

My boyfriend is going to be so pissed at you.

And I’m joining you to show people we’re
in love!

那我也加入你讓大家知道我們超恩愛

Hi I’m Lex Luthor and I’m crraaazzyyy.

嗨!我是雷克斯路瑟，我超ㄎㄧㄤ!

Let me weaponize this kryptonite I found.

AAGHH another nightmare reminding me my mom’s
name is Martha!

哇!又一場惡夢提醒我媽的命字是瑪莎

I’m a reporter and I think Batman is bad.

我是個記者，我覺得蝙蝠俠壞壞

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我不爽超人

I mean want this free motorized wheelchair…

我是說想要這個免費的電動輪椅嗎?

You really shouldn't grab women like that.

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Yeah I don’t like it. Why don’t you get
lost?

Hey I could like totally tell you specific
details about the future but instead I’m

我可以超詳細的告訴你未來的細節不過

我還是模糊一點，神秘兮兮的好了

If there’s a 1 percent chance he’s bad,
we gotta take it as an absolute certainty.

就算只有一趴的機率超人是壞的，我們也要當他一定發生

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蝙蝠俠V超人--喜劇回顧（HISHE配音 (Batman V Superman - Comedy Recap (HISHE Dubs))