It was... we were really... Thank you.

非常... 我們真的... 謝謝大家的關心

We were really good at keeping our family together.

我們有一起好好地經營我們的家庭

We...we...we don't work at the same time.

我們... 我們... 我們不會把工作安排在同樣的時間

We specifically weren't together on Father's day.

準確地來說，其實在父親節的那天我們沒有一起過

It's the first day that we've missed together.

那是我們第一次沒有一起過

So I was on the plane with my baby, James

當時我和我女兒 James 一起搭飛機，

and it's like... it's kind of torture these days

而這些日子以來... 對我來說就像是一種折磨，

because I'm on the plane and everywhere I look

因為我在飛機上時，不管看哪，

every screen is my husband uh... and... uh...

每個螢幕上都是我老公... 嗯... 然後...

sex montage throughout the holidays with another woman

與其他女人的親密戲片段，

because everybody wants to watch Deadpool on the plane, everyone!

因為飛機上的每個人都想看死侍 (萊恩雷諾斯主演的電影)，每個人！

-But like for 14 hours having your husband having like mashed potatoes eaten out of his butthole. -That's a little awkward.

-但整整 14 個小時看著妳老公的親密戲鏡頭 -這還真的有點小尷尬

'Cause that's... that's in... that's in the film.

但因為那... 那就是電影劇情所需要的

It's very... It's...It's...It's... It's lovely

那非常的... 甜蜜

it's... it's... it's a cruel and unusual form of torture

那... 那... 那... 是殘忍又特別的折磨

-and then my daughter goes, "Da da!" -Yeah, that's...

-然後我女兒看著螢幕叫著：「爸爸！」 -嗯對，那真的...

-and then she's like hugging and kissing the screen and waving at him, -Lady James.

-她對著螢幕又抱又親還對螢幕揮手 -親愛的 James 女孩

and he's not waving back and she doesn't understand why he's not waving back her

但螢幕中的人卻沒有揮手回來，她不懂為什麼爸爸沒有對她揮手

-cause she thinks it's like FaceTime. -No, sure, of course.

-因為她覺得就像是螢幕中的爸爸就像出現在 FaceTime 裡的一樣 -不一樣的，當然不同

-And it's daddy, you know, getting it -No, no ...

-然後爸爸，你知道的，正在 -不，不...

-the mashed potatoes -No, no, of course mashed potatoes scene.

-一些親密戲鏡頭 -對... 一些親密戲鏡頭

Yeah, I have it as my screen saver.

對，我把它當作我的螢幕保護程式

Yeah, I'm sure you do. I'm sure everybody here is gonna be torturing me by having that plan.

沒錯，我相信你有，我也確信在場的所有人都要想用這個計畫來折磨我