Table flip?

翻轉桌子？這是下一個網路爆紅流行趨勢嗎？

Is that like a thing now?

還是你的意思是像翻桌那樣， 在某個點你因為很生氣所以翻桌

Is that like the next big meme trend thing?

就像電影一樣，當有人生氣或沮喪時， 他們處在某個零界點上

Or do you mean like flip a table as in getting really angry over something

他們總是出於某種原因而翻桌

To the point where you have to like you know, flip a table.

我的意思是，翻桌就像憤怒和沮喪的國際性象徵

You know like in movies when somebody is so mad and frustrated they're at their boiling point

如果你的意思是那種翻桌，我覺得我無法，因為...

They always for some reason, flip a table

我...我沒那麼容易可以生氣到翻桌

I mean flipping a table is like the international symbol of anger and frustration

翻桌的話我記得我之前都沒做過

so if that's the kind of table if you want, I don't think I can because I

如果你說的翻桌是像那種翻轉特技的話

I don't get angry easily

就像寶特瓶的翻轉特技那樣， 我覺得我可以做到喔！

Especially to the point of flipping a table

但是我不太想...

I don't think I've ever done that before now if you're talking about flipping a table like a trick shot

拜託各位， 這種特技去年流行過了，而且你可能也覺得厭煩了

You know like water bottle flip trick shots, uhmm yeah, I could do it

但我看不慣的是， 人們一而再再而三的喜歡很老或過時的網路流行趨勢

But I don't want to.

即使它像死的一樣，我知道不應該這樣講， 但它確實讓我很煩又很懊惱

Come on guys flipping things are so last year

當人們已經做了很多次了... 就像那一大堆寶特瓶的翻轉特技影片

Like I don't know if this bothers you guys as well

我就...

But one of my pet peeves are when people do like you know really old or overdone memes or trends over and over and over

你～竟～敢(Dare-rrick)

Even though it's like dead

蛤？

And like I know it shouldn't but it really annoys me and it really pisses me off when people do things

噢，抱歉，我以為你要做寶特瓶的翻轉特技

That have been done so many times already

我只是要把水喝完

Like I swear to God, if I see one more water bottle flip trick shot video, I'm— I'm just

我才剛說我多討厭那些過時的網路流行...

Don't you Dare-ick

你在幹嘛？

What?

這比我預期還重

Oh sorry, I thought you were going to do like a— the whole bottle flip trickshot thing

等等，所以我們要做翻轉特技？

Just finishing my water

「桌子翻轉特技」

I was just saying how I like I really hate old overdone memes and

我可以喝一口嗎？

What are you doing?

當然

It's uh.. a little heavier than I expected

謝了

Wait, so are we doing trick shots?

不要把嘴唇碰到...

Hey can I get a sip of that?

欸欸！看這個部分

Sure

恩，我正在看

Thanks

你看它死了，快看！快看！

Oh, don't put your lips on—

「毀滅人性卡片：恐怖玩家的派對遊戲」 （註：是一個類似「說書人」的卡片遊戲，裁判會翻一張黑色的問題卡片，然後每位玩家從手上打出一張他認為最適合的白色答案卡）

Aye watch this part right here.

我喝到忘我

Yeah I'm watching it

有酒精在裡面

THEY'RE GONNA DIE!

可以，恩恩！

Oh look, look, look, look at this next part

俠客歐尼爾的演藝事業

(Will laughs)

-那是你的！ -對對！

I drink to forget

shaqtin' a fool

Alcoholism

貧窮的人！

all right, all right

最後的清單我喝到忘...

Shaquille O'Neal's acting career

你必須要建造更多的...

Hahaha! aye that's yours

能源塔？ 註: 《星際爭霸》

yeahhh

我覺得我應該會選這一張卡

poor people

哇靠，真的嗎？

uh, and last but not least, I drink to forget you must construct additional

我甚至不知道那是什麼耶，我以為是剝離插件

pylons?

你放棄了窮人只為了那個？

I guess I'll just go with this one.

你們有其他插座可以充手機嗎？

Oh My God really?

不不不不不...

I didn't even know what that was, I thought it was peel ons

這些教材你們大多數人似乎都不太懂...

You gave up poor people for that?!!!

但幸運的是，我在曲線上評分

aye guys, I'm gonna charge my phone, is that cool?

然而，有一名學生不僅獲得滿分，還獲得額外的學分

No no nonono not that one noooo

所以你們的最終成績在下一頁上面

So seems that majority of you did not understand the material, but luckily for you

我恨死我自己!!!!

I'm grading on a curve. However unfortunately one student not only got a perfect score,

其實我只拿到B+，不是我啊！

but did the extra credit as well. So your final grade will be on the next page

蛤...那會是誰？

I freaking hate myself!!!!

「究極桌子翻轉特技」

Actually, I only got a B plus. It wasn't me.

我恨死所有過時的網路流行了啦！！！

What? then who was it?

在下面留下評論，你就有可能在下一部影片中出現

I freaking hate old overdone memes

噢，老兄！

TEEHEE!

還剩一些

So leave your question in the comments below and you could be responsible for the next video

oh dude.

have some left