I'm holding it.

我正抓著它

Ah. (Interviewers laugh)

呵（旁白笑聲）

(imitates gulp)

假裝吃掉

- Oh, ew!

噢

- Chewy!

很有嚼勁！

(light guitar music)

（吉他輕音樂）

- Huh?

蛤？

Looks like paint.

很像顏料

- I swear it just moved.

我發誓牠剛剛動了

- I have no idea what that is.

我完全不知道這是什麼？

(sounds of disgust)

（噁心的聲音）

- It's fine.

這很不錯

- I'm gonna cut it into pieces.

我要把他切成一小塊一小塊

- This stuff tastes like bacon.

這東西嚐起來像培根

- An island?

一座島？

- Hawaii!

夏威夷！

- Yep.

對

- We've been there!

我們有去過那裡

Probably not now.

也許不是現在

- Is that like larva in there?

是有蟲在裡面嗎？

- Egg.

蛋

Tomato.

番茄

(screams of craziness)

（瘋狂的尖叫聲）

- You have a drink? it's spicy.

你有飲料嘛？這很辣。

- Ooh! It's good.

噢，這不錯。

- I know. - It tastes like chicken.

我知道，這吃起來像雞肉。

- Pork belly?

豬肉肚？

(retches)

（嘔吐聲）

- The sausage in the pork belly is just delicious.

豬肚包香腸蠻美味的

So is the powdered beef.

牛肉粉也是

- Powdered beef, powdered beef.

牛肉粉，牛肉粉。

- Um, I'm gonna guess it's from.

我要猜它是來自

-Turkey?

土耳其？

- I think I've heard of that.

我覺得我好像聽過

I think it's a school?

我覺得好像是學校

- Ah!

噢

- Ah.

噢

Pickles.

醃菜

- Is that ice cream?

是冰淇淋嗎？

(groans)

（抱怨聲）

- Sauerkraut.

德國酸菜

-That's why it tastes sour.

難怪吃起來酸酸的

You said do like,

你說你喜歡

Does this would be good?

這樣好嗎？

But it's not good though.

但其實不好

- Porsche.

保時捷

- That's a car!

那是車名

- Oh, whoops.

噢，耶

- Russia!

俄羅斯！

- Okay, I'm not going there.

好，我不會去那裡

- Ew.

好噁心

Smells like dog poo.

聞起來像狗大便

It does, just smell it!

真的，你聞！

You know, it smells like...

你知道嗎，它聞起來像

(gags) (chuckles)

（噁）（笑）

- I don't like asparagus.

我不喜歡蘆筍。

Because it makes your pee smell.

因為尿尿會很臭

- Okay.

好

The big fatty bone one.

最肥的肉骨頭

- Are you sure this is chicken?

你確定這是雞肉

- I would scream and yell and say...

我會尖叫，大叫，然後說

no, no, no!

不，不，不！

- Turkey.

土耳其。

- Bunnies.

兔子

- No!

不是

- Bunny?

兔子？

- Noo!

不是！

- Yummy!

好吃！

- But I like lambs better.

但我比較喜歡吃羊肉

(gasps)

（喘氣）

Yes!

好耶！

Lettuce!

萵苣！

- Hold the phone,

握著電話，

is this pizza?

這是披薩嗎

- "Pida!"

皮塔餅！

- This type of hummus, though, looks weird.

雖然這種鷹嘴豆泥看起來怪怪的

- Tastes like eggs.

吃起來像雞蛋

- Baba what now?

Baba什麼?

- Baba ganoush!

茄泥沾醬！

- If someone had a name like that,

如果有人的名字像這樣

they would be so sad.

他們會很難過

"Babagadoosh."

Babagadoosh

- This is the bane of my existence.

這真是要我的命

- Mm.

恩

What's schnitzel?

schnitzel是什麼？

- Sounds like a dog.

聽起來像狗

- Mm.

恩

- I've heard of Israel.

我聽過以色列

- Empire to the bible and...

聖經的國度，然後

- That there's a lot of Jewish people there.

那裡有很多猶太人

- I hear that they have a war going on or something?

我聽說他們那裡有戰爭或什麼的

Is that true?

是真的嗎？

- Yeah.

耶

Ooh.

噢

It smells like chicken.

聞起來像雞肉

- Ew!

好噁心

- Looks like fish.

看起來像魚

- Uh...

噁...

- Yes, this is fish.

對，這是魚。

- I don't eat this meat I only eat land meat.

我不吃這個肉，我只吃陸地上的肉。

- Ew...

噁

It has hair on the fish.

魚身上有毛髮

- I'm not eating this!

我不要吃這個！

- I'll eat it!

我會吃！

- How do I...

我該如何...

...eat this?

吃這個？

- Can I take the head off first?

我可以先把頭拿掉嗎？

(talks in mouthful of disgust)

（滿嘴噁心的講話）

- Oh! It's so hot.

噢，好燙

(speaks Chinese)

（說中文）

- Here's the vertebrae.

這裡是脊椎

- Aha!

阿哈

It's from China.

中國來的

(makes ninja noises)

（忍者聲音）

Because China that's where they have ninjas.

因為中國是忍者的地方

(imitates dead noise)

（模仿死掉的聲音）

- Am I gonna eat the eyeball??

我要吃這個眼珠嗎？

- No!

不用

(stammers) It's looking at me.

（結巴）牠在看我

I'm gonna do it.

我要吃了！

- The eyeball is the most delicious part.

眼珠子是最好吃的地方

- The eyeball taste like blood.

眼珠子吃起來好像血

- I think Chinese kids have a good opportunity to eat fish eyeballs.

我覺得中國小孩有很多機會吃魚眼珠

(gasps)

（喘氣）

Another eyeball!

另一個眼珠！

Yes!

太好了！