I'm Anna Akana

And I have six cats

If I could I'd have all the cats

How many cats is too many cats?

There's no such number

And I have six cats

I wish I had infinity cats

You should adopt a couple of cats

I have six cats

This is Lily

she's my oldest kitty

This is Abby

she's a fat tabby

This is Jimmy

he's the grumpy kitty

This is Congress

he's dumb

and he doesn't do anything

And I have six cats

If I could I'd have all the cats

How many cats is too many cats?

There's no such number

And I have six cats

I wish I had infinity cats

You should adopt a couple of cats

I have six cats

This is Beetle

he was a dumpster baby

We chopped off his balls

but he's still crazy

This is Ghost

and she growls

On cue

(Actual Ghost the cat noises)

She's either a Really Good 4

or Really Bad 2

And I have six cats

If I could I'd have all the cats

How many cats is too many cats?

There's no such number

And I have six cats

I wish I had infinity cats

You should adopt a couple of cats

I have six cats