I guess...

...大概吧

Here's the beef on my Thanksgiving.

我的感恩節是這樣過的...

Grandma made the turkey...

奶奶做了火雞

which was lit!

著火的火雞！

Literally.

真的

Uncle Joe rants politics...

Joe 叔叔一直咆哮關於政治的事

"We just need fair taxes!"

「我們只需要公平的稅收！」

But he doesn't even bring a dish...

但他根本不帶食物來分享

Really?

真的？

That's why he's still single...

這就是為什麼他還單身吧...

Aunt Lucy said I was rude,

Lucy 阿姨說我很沒禮貌

I told her I was impressed

我說我對於她的成長

at how much she has grown!

感到很印象深刻

People say it to me!

大家都這麼對我說啊！

Great Grandma is so forgetful,

曾祖母好健忘

so uncensored,

好愛亂講話

so embarrassing.

好丟臉

Tina's boyfriend teases her,

Tina 的男友欺負她

because she's vegan.

因為她吃素

"Vegan't eat this!"

「吃素的人不能吃這個！」

"Vegan't eat that!"

「吃素的人不能吃那個！」

I'm a picky eater,

我就比較挑食

I'm probably a vegan too!

我可能也吃素啊！

Charles always open his eyes during the prayer.

Charles 在禱告的時候都張開眼睛

God sees it, too, Charles...

神看得到喔...

Just saying.

我只是說說